Taco Bell claims that its product developers came up with the idea for the Doritos Locos Taco — probably the most successful new fast food item of the 21st century so far, with more than half a billion sold in the past 14 months — at a summit with Frito-Lay executives at its Irvine, Calif., headquarters. But a lawsuit filed by federal prison inmate Gary Cole in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Texas on May 15 alleges that the story behind the taco is a lie. In his 35-page handwritten complaint, Cole insists that he invented the Doritos Locos Taco — and that Taco Bell and Frito-Lay stole the idea from him through the mail. [Continue Reading]

The fact this case went to a U.S. District Court makes me believe that Gary Cole may have actually invented Doritos Locos. I need to think of some random sh$t just so I can get my hands on a lawsuit. I’m pretty sure I invented something in my life. I just can’t think of it right now. Who would have thought it? Gary Cole the brains behind Taco Bell.

Your mother probably means the world to you, but can you set a world record in tribute for her? Just follow the example of Matt Vescovo. He’ll go down in an obscure corner of history for November 15, 2011, when he looked at three pictures of his mother without calling her for 11 minutes, 15.37 seconds, establishing the record for “Longest Time To Look At Pictures Of One’s Mother Without Calling Her.” In order to set this allegedly astounding accomplishment, he was required to stare at multiple mom photos for the duration of the attempt. [Continue Reading]

Dude…. what… the….. Look I love my mother just as much as the next guy, but I’m not about to try and set a World Record to honor her. I’m sure as sh$t not going to stare at a picture of her. That’s just creepy as sin. I hate to be a Mother’s Day hater, but man this sh$t is off the chain. Hope all the mom’s had a good day yesterday. Hit this link to see the records.

That’s what an allegedly intoxicated Cabrone Brewer asked Tulsa, Okla., deputies seconds before snapping this picture. We think he was on to something: He made it on HuffPost Crime! Brewer, 32, was arrested after his Volkswagen Beetle got stuck on train tracks Friday night, Tulsa World reported. He called AAA, but deputies responded because of the car’s location. Authorities say when they arrived Brewer smelled like alcohol, “had red, watery eyes, slightly slurred speech, and was unsteady on his feet,” according to a police report obtained by KTUL. [Continue Reading]

Well, this is a great way to kick off the weekend. If you’re headed out this weekend and gt arrested for some alcohol-related incident you can always make HuffPost crime! Good luck! Go Get ‘Em Champ!

She posed in clothing you might see on any beach in America, but this ex-teacher said her bikini photos got her banned for good from her classroom. A former Martin County High School English teacher in Florida said she lost her job after one of her racy modeling photos came to the attention of the school’s principal. Olivia Sprauer, 26, who models under the name Victoria James, told The Huffington Post she knew she took a risk when she decided to pose for bikini photos beginning in February, but she decides she wanted to chance it. [Continue Reading]

My first reaction is – I had some of the ugliest human beings teach me when I was growing up. The fact that this happened is near an impossibility to me. Look at this chick’s body? Are you serious? Now for the truth – If I’m a principle I’d have to fire this chick. She taught in High School not first grade. She may be the hottest high school teacher in the world. I wouldn’t learn sh$t if she was my teacher. Sorry babe. Something tells me you’ll be OK though….

Any day now, billions of cicadas with bulging red eyes will crawl out of the earth after 17 years underground and overrun the East Coast. The insects will arrive in such numbers that people in the southern state of North Carolina to Connecticut in the northeast will be outnumbered roughly 600 to 1. Maybe more. Scientists even have a horror-movie name for the infestation: Brood II. But as ominous as that sounds, the insects are harmless. They won’t hurt you or other animals. [Continue Reading]

Outnumbering humans 600-1. Well, let’s just be thankful that cicadas are the most pointless creatures on the face of the earth. Just wait – some dude will make a sci-fi movie out of this even.

She wanted to make love in this club, in this club, in this club — and it led to her arrest. Alicia Fawn Chessher, 26, was caught having sex in the bathroom of a Fort Walton Beach, Fla., club last week, but it was her alleged tangle with officers that landed her in jail. Chessher — who’s been arrested in the past on charges of attacking a cop — was escorted out of the Block nightclub after her restroom romp, the NWF Daily News reports. The hot and bothered clubgoer allegedly punched a staff member and tried to attack others on her way out. [Continue Reading]

Is this an injustice or is this an injustice? I’ll tell you what if this chick was attractive this would be an intriguing story. Unfortunately, the chick is gross, but I appreciate the fact she wants to lay some pipe in the club. Kind of wish I was there to see some half-naked gross chick getting pepper sprayed at the club. That would have made my night.

Star Wars fans are nakedly emotional about their love for the Lightsaber saga. On May 4, some will just be getting naked for the first ever “World Naked ‘Star Wars’ Gardening Day,” a 24-hour period when geeks from Endor to Tatooine and all points in between celebrate the film franchise by … gardening naked?? The clothing-optional holiday is actually a hybrid of two existing May 4 holidays: Star Wars Day, a day when fans say “May the fourth be with you” to each other (presumedly followed by shrieks of laughter) and World Naked Gardening Day, , a 24-hour period where people are encouraged to water plants sans clothing. [Continue Reading]

Dude, I’m a Star Wars fan, but not a fanatic. I’m starting to rethink that position. If I was a fanatic I’d be able to celebrate all of these awesome Star Wars events. Naked gardening day? I can’t believe I missed it. I would dress up like Admiral Akbar to participate in this. Star Wars – just killing it on all fronts.

Remember when you were a kid and you learned that people swallow eight spiders a year and you were totally grossed out? First of all, that’s false. Second of all, you may be eating way more insects than you realize. BuzzFeedFood has delved into the wide world of unintentional insect consumption in the video below. Chocolate, for example, is allowed up to 60 insect fragments per 100 grams. And according to the video, five whole insects are allowed per 100 grams of apple butter. Grossed out? We feel you, but don’t fret too much. Just because this amount is technically allowed, it doesn’t mean that producers are loading up their chocolate with creepy crawlers. And, maybe we should all be eating more bugs anyway. [Continue Reading]

Hungry now? Didn’t think so. I know I owe the readers some stories about chicks and sex next week. This week was pretty lackluster in that department. This may have f’ed me up for life.

Contestants in this year’s International German Beard and Mustache Championship make Bert Reynold’s iconic ‘lip warmer’ look like puberty gone wrong. On April 27, nearly 100 competitors went chin-to-chin in the German town of Pforzheim to showcase some of the world’s finest facial hair for their annual beard and moustache contest.

The fur-ocious participants competed in 18 categories, including “Dali-style,” “Imperial” and “Freestyle.” This year’s event marked the 26th year of competition. [Continue Reading]

I’m not going to lie this article kind of made me want to grow my facial hair out and so something wild with it. Unfortunately, I feel like it would be a detriment to my sex-life, but damn if it gave me a slight advantage I’d run with it.

Reviewing prisons online isn’t a new practice, and it’s often easy to detect sarcasm or rage in former inmates’ comments about their facilities. But The Washington Post reports that lawyers and family members are getting good insight from some reviews on Yelp, one of the most popular online review sites generally dedicated to restaurants and shopping. Some inmates and their families have few other avenues to report allegations of abuse, poor conditions and terrible food, says longtime California lawyer Robert Miller. “I started reviewing because I needed something to kill time while I waited to see clients,” Miller told the paper. “But I think the reviews are actually helpful for bail bondsmen, attorneys, family members — a lot of people, actually.” [Continue Reading]

There’s an endless amount of things we can do on the internet. Add reviewing prisons to that list. The review above is pretty damn funny. Practically you can see that lawyers and future inmates would be curious, but you can be sure that this is going to provide more comedy than anything else.