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Feb 08 2012

A New Era in New York — “Linsanity”

Published by Norty under Oddly Enough

Jeremy Lin — a 23-year-old undrafted point guard from Harvard, one of the few Asian-Americans to reach the NBA and a cast-off of two Western Conference teams — has arrived to save the Knicks’ season. And to serve as one of the league’s most powerful marketing vehicles. Lin has played 80 mostly dazzling minutes over New York’s last two games — home victories against New Jersey and Utah.

Amar’e Stoudemire, no. Carmelo Anthony, no. Every other high paid player on the Knicks, no. That’s right, we’re getting hyped over Jeremy Lin. The guy is making Carmelo Anthony look like an overpaid chump. The guy is crushing it right now. I know it’ only two games, but his numbers are ridiculous. I’m not saying Jeremy Lin is going to turn into Kobe overnight, but it’s pretty freakin’ pathetic that the most exciting thing Knicks fans have seen this season is an Asian dude who graduated from Harvard.

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Feb 07 2012

Rob Gronkowski Shows You What NOT to do After Losing the Super Bowl

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Pro Bowl tight end Rob Gronkowski must be taking the Super Bowl loss pretty hard. It wasn’t even midnight when Gronk ripped off his shirt during an LMFAO set and started fist pumping. This occurred during the Patriots post-Super Bowl party at Victory Field where LMFAO, Earth, Wind & Fire, Maroon 5 and Steven Tyler performed.

I will tell you what – if El Pres from Barstool Sports is calling this a bad look – a guy who shines the living sh$t out of Gronk – then you know it’s a bad look. I couldn’t agree with him more by the way. A guy who was a non-factor in the game because of a bum ankle can get up on stage and jam with LMFAO? Yikes. I’m telling you right now, I’ve seen enough of Gronk to know his fairy tale is going to come to a Josh Hamilton-esque end. The guy clearly has the IQ of M.I.A. – I’m telling you right now, this story isn’t going to end well. Right now, he’s beloved in New England. I can promise you it’s not going to end that way…

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Feb 06 2012

Drunk Erin Andrews Before the Super Bowl Isn’t As Awesome As I Hoped

Published by Norty under Oddly Enough

Busted Coverage was kind enough to put up a photo gallery that shows Erin Andrews shitfaced at a pre-Super Bowl party for Lacoste. I have to say this… Erin Andrews and Brooklyn Decker together are what dreams are made of.. With that said, Erin Andrews is really trying her best to crush my fantasy here.

Take a look at the video [Drunk Erin Andrews]

This is just really depressing for me. I got so hyped when I saw “Erin Andrews drunk with Brooklyn Decker”. Your mind starts going bonkers and something magical starts to happen in your trowsers…. Then you watch the video, and you’re like f$ck dude, Erin Andrews is one of those chicks. As you can tell, I’m grumpy as hell this morning. I can’t say that EA and Brooklyn aren’t still my fantasy though. Cheers mates.

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Feb 03 2012

Gisele Bundchen Just.. (Pause).. Made Herself Look Like a Tool

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A private email written by Gisele Bundchen asking friends to pray for her hubby –Patriots quarterback Tom Brady — on Super Bowl Sunday has gone public, after being printed on the front page of the New York Post on Thursday. In the email, the Brazilian supermodel writes:

“My sweet friends and family. This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this Super Bowl. So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this Sunday”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Get a grip dude. No one is praying for Tom Brady. If the guy lost every single f$cking game he played for the rest of his career there are still 6,999,999,999 people who would trade their life to be him. I love this crap. Is Tom going to cry if he loses? Boo F’ING hoo. Secondly, Gisele.. sweetheart.. Do you think God gives a flying F about the Super Bowl? Wow, you’re unbelievable hot girl, but you look like a horses ass right now.

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Jan 27 2012

Pat Sajak and Vanna White Were Getting Bombed Up Before “Wheel of Fortune” Episodes

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“Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak has said in a broadcast interview that he and fellow host Vanna White were drunk when they taped some early episodes of the show, but that he is too old for that now. Sajak explained that during the production of those “Wheel of Fortune” shows, he and co-host Vanna White would take two and a half-hour breaks while prizes were loaded onto the set in Burbank, California. So, they would go to a nearby restaurant and have “great margaritas,” he said. He went on to say,

“Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six (margaritas), and then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet”

Alright, Pat Sajak is cooler than we thought, but my attention is focused on Vanna White. If I had known she was getting bombed up, looking to lay some pipe every episode of “Wheel of Fortune” this could have seriously altered the history of my sexual development. Damn. I feel sick with lust for Vanna White right now. Sajak definitely smashed. Thank God it’s the weekend. I need a couple days off.

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Jan 26 2012

The Heaviest Corner Infield Of All-Time?

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Miguel Cabrera told a Venezuelan newspaper that he’s moving to third base to accommodate the Detroit Tigers‘ newest slugger, first baseman Prince Fielder. MLB.com, citing an unnamed source, reported that the Tigers only agreed to sign the former Milwaukee Brewers first baseman after it talked to Cabrera first and received his approval.

So at first base we’re going to have Prince Fielder who clocks in at 275 lbs. At third base we have Miguel Cabrera who tips the scales at 240 lbs. That’s a joke. Miguel Cabrera is 240 in his bra. That brings us to a total of 515 lbs on the corners. Those are some big boys. The question is; what will those scales say in a couple years? Detroit just got big, real big!

 

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Jan 23 2012

Why Do Professional Sports Leagues Pick These People To Sing the National Anthem in Big Games?

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Steven Tyler? Steven Fuggin’ Tyler? What was worse; his actual singing or that scarf? How on God’s green earth does Steven Tyler make sense to sing the National Anthem before the AFC Championship? (Here’s the video in case you missed it) The guy probably doesn’t have the first clue about football. It really begs the question; why do professional sports leagues insist on having these strange celebrities sing the National Anthem?

Don’t get me wrong, there have been some very nice versions by celebrities in our day, but think about a couple of recent major events and the National Anthem. Steven Tyler (AFC Championship) – sucked and looked ridiculous. Patti LaBelle (Winter Classic) – I know she’s a legend, and native to Philadephia, but good heavens that was terrible. I’ll blame the cold because she’s old. Christina Aguilera (Super Bowl) – umm, she didn’t even know the words.

I don’t know man, maybe I’m just being a d-bag, but I don’t need to see Celine Dion singing the National Anthem. Give me some local girl or guy who can sing and treat it like a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

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Jan 10 2012

“The Tebow Train” Song and Video Plus Tebow Facts That Will Scare The (Bleep) Out of You

Published by Norty under News,Oddly Enough

Dude, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I hate Tim Tebow while I’m fascinated by the guy. Yahoo’s Shutdown Corner released some FREAKY stats from Sunday’s game.. Check these out then hit the link above to read more..

The fact that Tebow had 316 yards passing and averaged 31.6 yards per pass in the game didn’t escape notice on Sunday night. Tebow wore “John 3:16″ on his eye black in the 2009 BCS Championship game and has since become identified with the famous Bible message. The coincidental stats caused millions of fans to perform Google searches on the Bible passage in the past 24 hours. Here’s one more unbelievable stat: John Ourand of Sports Business Journal reports that the final quarter-hour television rating for the Broncos-Steelers game was, you guessed it, 31.6.

Now you know why I’m joining ‘em. I’m not fuggin’ with Tim Tebow anymore. Those stats scare the daylights out of me. This is beyond coincidence dude. From now on it’s ‘Go Tebow!’

In other fun news, hit the jump and you can watch the class remake of Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” entitled “Tebow Train”. Remember don’t say anything bad, you can’t be messing with supernatural forces!

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Jan 05 2012

One L.A. Courtroom, 4 Athletes, 4 Paternity Hearings, 5 Baby Mamas

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Terrell Owens, Chuck Liddell, Marcedes Lewis, and Roger Mason all had paternity hearings yesterday…. IN THE SAME COURTROOM! At one point, Owens, Liddell, and Lewis were waiting in the hallway to hear each of their individual cases. As far as we know, there was no babymama drama.

What is this, Judge Judy’s courtroom? This is rather interesting. I need a statistic on the number of athletes who have t paternity lawsuits. Give me a percentage, it must be ridiculously high. I thought Terrell Owens was broke. His babymama is going to try and bleed water out of a rock. Chuck Liddell is going to roundhouse his babymama. Roger Mason and Marcedes Lewish are probably not feeling writing that check. Crazy sh$t.

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