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Sep 25 2008

The Largest Compilation of Females Wearing NFL Jerseys Ever

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About three weeks ago a post was featured on Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks citing the absence of girls wearing NFL Jerseys.  I happened to stumble across it again yesterday, and decided I’d take an hour or two out of my day to answer that article with this one.

With a little digging, effort, and love for the game, I’ve managed to find over 30 pictures with ladies wearing NFL Jerseys.  They are ladies of all types.  Some lovely, some not so lovely.  But one thing they have in common is a love for their favorite NFL teams.

I’ve managed to represent 29 teams in these pictures.  Teams not featured are the Texans, Jaguars, and 49ers.

Enjoy it guys (and gals)

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Sep 22 2008

10 New NFL Player Blogs That Need to Come out Soon

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NFL Blogs

I figure with everything that’s recently happening in the league (be it the plot lines or just funny stuff), there’s ample opportunities for some of the players in the NFL to come up with their own special websites.

Here is a list of ten that need to come out ASAP

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Sep 12 2008

The Fed-Ex-NFL-Safe Kids Event with Hines Ward (Plus one of the Fed Ex Employees is Hot)

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NFL Safe Kids

Published three days ago:

He’s a wide receiver for the Steelers on the field, but today Hines Ward took over the role of coach during a visit to a local elementary school. Ward made a stop at Park Elementary School in Munhall to help unveil a new pedestrian safety clinic and teach kids a valuable lesson.

“Ball goes into the street,” Ward told the second grade students, “No! Let it go! Don’t’ run after that ball!” Ward was on hand to help coach the safety clinic aimed at keeping students safe on their walks to school. To help get the message across to students, the school transformed its gym into a “safety town.”

This article wasn’t meant to be funny. Once in a while I have a heart and whether it was Ward’s obligation or not to be there, I think it deserves mention.

With all the awful parenting going on out there, and with all of athletes who behave like children out there, it’s nice to see something like this. Seriously.

My next article will make fun of something, don’t worry.

I’ll be honest though, I think I like the portly Fed Ex guy more than Hines. Plus, Hines must have hit on that Fed Ex girl.

She’s definitely hot.

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Sep 09 2008

These 10 NFL Players Need to Open Their Own Pubs

Published by under NFL,Oddly Enough


Since Chad Johnson changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco, I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting on the whole name thing in the NFL. Actually I haven’t, but after having watched the first weekend of the NFL I realize there are some pretty awesome bar names out there utilizing the names of some players.

Even if you don’t change one aspect of their name (except for adding an apostrophe and an “s”), these 10 Player names would make for great titles to pubs.

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Aug 05 2008

The Real Treat at the NFL Hall of Fame Induction: Redskins Cheerleaders

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Hall of Fame

This or the Hall of Famers?

I’m sure that everyone in the audience was plenty pleased that Art Monk and Darrell Green were able to work the room this weekend. And don’t get me wrong. A warm congratulations should be given to Monk and Green, as well as Fred Dean, Andre Tippett and Gary Zimmerman.

Highlights of the day included heartfelt speeches by Green and Monk, as well has heartfelt boos when Michael Irvin was announced. However, there’s always one thing that manages to get my attention more than any man:

If you managed to be anywhere near the Redskins Cheerleaders you can guarantee that your mind would have been elsewhere. No offense to the ‘famers, but come on. If they caught a glimpse they’d have been pretty distracted as well.

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Jul 22 2008

Darren McFadden is a Guitar Hero at the All-Star Fantasy Football Draft Party

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All Star Draft Party

Over the weekend, Yardbarker hosted its All-Star Fantasy Football Draft party at Bimbo’s in San Francisco and I managed to find out that not only is McFadden a member of the Oakland Raiders, he’s also a notoriously amazing Guitar Hero player.  That or I’m lying and just think it’s funny to see an NFL player holding a prop for a video game.

And while some guys like McFadden were busy playing video games and partying with younger people, the other older fellas like Jerry Rice, Marcus Allen, Michael Irving and Warren Moon were busy thinking of other things while watching the 49ers Gold Rush Cheerleaders.

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Jul 01 2008

Barber Shop With JaMarcus Russell

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Jamarcus Russell

JaMarcus looking dapper before the pre season.

JaMarcus: You must be out yo goddamn mind! Joe Louis is the greatest boxer that ever lived. I’ll be with you boys in a minute. He was better than Cassius Clay, he was better than Sugar Ray, and that new dude, what’s his name, Mike Tyson, looks like a bulldog, he was better than him too: What about Rocky Marciano?

Barber: Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That’s their one, that’s their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain’t shit.”

JaMarcus’s buddy: He beat Joe Louis’ ass.

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Jul 01 2008

Shawn Merriman Enjoying the Playboy Mansion Fight Night

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Fight Night

As Awful Annoucing would say: Caption this

As you know there was a fight at the Playboy mansion last week. Unfortunately the pictures were limited but thankfully I managed to find some of Shawn Merriman licking his chops at the prospect of one of the ring girls.

I most certainly don’t blame the guy. I’d imagine since he’s not juicing anymore that GHB was probably taking the place of the usual blend of Grade A Big Brown injections. What if Merriman got in the ring that night?

Could he have done some damage? We’ll never know but at least he probably took advantage of some poor lass who didn’t know any better.

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Jun 24 2008

Heath Shuler’s Got My Vote

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Heath Shuler

You’ve got your Ryan Leaf’s out there. You’ve got your Sam Bowie’s out there. When is the last time you’ve heard of these guys other than in a “biggest draft busts” conversation? The answer is pretty much never (Man do I feel like I’m doing an HBO Sports segment right now). But what about the guys that make something of themselves after football?

We’ve seen the story of Lenny Dykstra and how he owns all of his carwashes. Lenny is considered a stock guru by many despite him still being a complete dick. But what about Heath Shuler? Can’t this guy get his own HBO Special? I mean this guy went from total bust in the NFL to real estate Mogul, to congressman, to yacking it up with dudes like Bill Clinton.

I just want to give a quick shout out to North Carolina Democratic congressman Heath Shuler. A fine American and proof that if you fail in the NFL, there is life after football.

Plus, imagine this guy in a congress flag football game. Democrats, 50. Republicans, nil.

Paid for by Lenny’s Car Wash.

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Jun 23 2008

The Freak Gets Arrested for a DUI, Obviously Still into College Chicks

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Jevon Kearse

Jevon at Donovan McNabb’s White party back in ’04

From Nashville: “Tennessee Titans defensive end Jevon Kearse has been arrested and charged with driving under the influence following a traffic stop near the Vanderbilt University campus.

Vanderbilt spokesman Jim Patterson said Kearse was stopped early Sunday morning after campus police reported seeing the SUV that Kearse was driving weaving across the road.”

What the article fails to tell us is that Kearse was clearly scoping out Vanderbilt’s women. What else could he have possibly been doing? It’s late, your near campus, and you’re driving drunk. The only other thing I could imagine is that he might have been looking for a Taco Bell.

And just for good measure, check out these Miami Spring Break 2006 pics. Jevon knows what’s up.

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