White Castle, a 90-year-old hamburger chain known for its square “slider” burgers, is sipping on the idea of offering alcoholic beverages as it tests beer and wine sales at a restaurant in Indiana. The food famously craved by stoners in the 2004 movie “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” can be had with a glass of wine or a domestic or seasonal beer at a Lafayette, Ind., restaurant that fuses a conventional White Castle with a new concept for the company called Blaze Modern BBQ. Wine costs $4.50 and beers start at $3.

I thought this was a great idea until I read this article. Is White Castle retarded? They’re selling wine with those little sh$tty burgers? Well, let me rephrase that; their burgers are awesome, but they aren’t something I want to eat with a fine seasonal beer. When I saw the headline I thought Natty Light, Vladimir Vodka… Imagine how awesome Harold & Kumar would have been if at the end they were toasting two wine glasses filled with Merlot. Come on White Castle, you have to be more self-aware. Stick to the basics.

Denny’s — which bills itself as “America’s diner” — isn’t just open on Christmas Day, it’s up to its rafters in customers. It turns out that Dec. 25 is one of the busiest days of the year at its 1,600-plus restaurants. In some locations, customers have to stand in line for a table, and the waits can be long. Employees are running at top speed.

Denny’s eh? No kidding. I guess I can feel that. I can’t say that I’m a Denny’s frequenter but they have some good sh$t there. This is by far the worst from the Denny’s VP on their employees…

“The feeling that they get to serve people on Christmas Day is special to them, believe it or not. A lot of our staff members consider their customers to be family, and they tell us there’s something special about working that day.”

HAHA! Yeah right dude. Your employees are cursing you out like a mofo for being known as the “restaurant that is ALWAYS open” I’m in for a Grand Slam Breakfast next year on Christmas Day. Who’s with me? (crickets)

Former American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert got tossed in the pokey — in Finland — overnight after a brawl with his boyfriend outside a bar … according to reports. Lambert and Finnish Big Brother star Sauli Koskinen’s argument reportedly started inside the bar in Helsinki, but eventually poured out into the street. Lambert allegedly got physical with people who tried to break up the fight, as well … before police arrived and took him and Koskinen into custody. They were arrested for multiple assaults, according to a Finnish newspaper.

Oh man alive, can you imagine all the open hand slaps and shrieks? I seriously would have paid money to watch this event take place. How much better is this than that stupid celebrity boxing crap? I know this is all wrong right before Christmas weekend, but I couldn’t help it. Look at these two guys! How many times do you think the word “b$tch” was used? Man alive, Whaaaattaaya Want From Me!

Boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. was sentenced to six months in jail on a misdemeanor count of battery constituting domestic violence after pleading guilty Wednesday in Las Vegas Justice Court. Mayweather, 34, will have to serve at least 90 days of the sentence in custody at the Clark County Detention Center, with the other 90 days suspended on the condition that he completes the other requirements of his sentencing. He must turn himself in Jan. 6 to begin serving his time.

What Floyd? Do you have the street-cred now you’ve been longing for ever since you became butt-buddies with 50 Cent? It doesn’t get any worse than Floyd Mayweather to me. Well, it does, but he’s definitely up there. The fact he beat up a chick and got busted for it is like the icing on the cake. I’m really curious to know if there are any actual ‘Floyd Mayweather Fans’ out there. Nothing would be more just than little Floyd getting thrown around jail for 3 months and served a nice helping of cockmeat sandwich. Cheers!

Does Christopher Nolan’s final Bat-flick have more on its mind than just thrilling fanboys and filmgoers with sensational summertime escapism? You might wonder after taking a look at the latest official trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, which made its debut in theaters this past weekend with Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows and hit the Web today.

Attention all passengers, we should be arriving to Middle-earth in a little less than a year (oh, is that all?!). We know that it sucks to have to wait so long before feasting your eyes on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in theaters, but at least we’ve got the teaser trailer to hold you for about two minutes until then (unless you watch it over and over. And over).

Thought we’d throw this question at you today – It’s tough because one movie comes out this Summer, and the other won’t open until next December. It’s also tough because they somewhat appeal to different fan bases. I think it’s going to be next to impossible to recreate the magic that was created in The Lord of the Rings. You want to talk impossible; following up Heath Ledger’s performance as ‘The Joker’. I’m picking The Hobbit in this one. I can only take so much of Christian Bale’s raspy Batman voice.

Get your baby oil and tissues ready! The cast of “Jersey Shore” is back. MTV has released the eagerly-awaited first trailer for the fifth season of the MTV hit show, returning Snooki and Co. to a more familiar situation — their regular stomping grounds of Seaside Heights. The two-minute trailer is chock full of tantalizing teases about what’s in store for fans of MTV’s highest-rated show, including a drunk Snooki going to the bathroom in the backyard and the emotional departure of long-time mainstay Vinny.

It’s never going to end. It’s time to accept it. This is allegedly the last season of ‘The Jersey Shore’, but after this we get spinoff shows for damn near every cast member. Good for them I suppose. I mean these individuals have made millions of dollars with zero talent. I think if you’re not a big fan of ‘The Jersey Shore’ you’ve got about 5-10 years before you are totally rid of them.  Sad, but true.

The death of Kim Jong Il opens a new and potentially dangerous period of transition and instability for North Korea and northeast Asia, while also bringing to a halt some progress in improving Pyongyang’s relations with the U.S. and South Korea. Mr. Kim died on Saturday of a heart attack while on a train, North Korea’s state media said. A television news announcer, dressed in black and her voice quivering with emotion, said Monday the nation would unite behind Kim Jong Il’s third son, Kim Jong Eun, as North Korea’s new leader.

Most of us in America know Kim Jong Il for his performance in Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s ‘Team America: World Police‘ movie. His performance was snubbed at the Oscars, and damn near every other award show, which is a crying shame. Here are a couple clips from the movie (tear). Enjoy…

“I’m so lonely” – Kim Jong Il, Compilation of Awesome Clips

NBC has signed shock jock Howard Stern to replace Piers Morgan on its summer talent competition series, “America’s Got Talent,” as the network struggles to climb out of the fourth-place ratings hole in which it has been mired for years. NBC stepped on its own Golden Globe Awards nominations unveiling Thursday morning when it announced minutes later that it had closed a deal for Stern to serve as the new judge on the country’s top-rated summer series, one of few ratings bright spots on the network’s prime-time landscape.

It’s going to be hard for me to comment on this when I don’t watch the show. I will say this; the presence of Stern makes me consider watching the show, but it ends there. I hope someone told the guy this is a PG show, and women won’t be showing their sexual talents. What can I say; kind of a (yawner) today for the Uncoached news. It was this or politics. As an aside, the fact that Stern is still married to Beth Ostrosky is one of the 8 Wonders of the World.

TIME magazine revealed the 2011 choice for its iconic Person of the Year cover live on TODAY Wednesday. The Protester is this year’s choice, managing editor Rick Stengel told Matt Lauer and Ann Curry. As it has for the past 84 years, the weekly newsmagazine selected the person (or sometimes group, or thing) that its editors deemed had the single greatest impact during the past year, for better or for worse.

Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi, and now ‘The Protester’. What… the…. f? Has ‘The Protester’ “catalyzed global revolution”? Really? I know everyone and their mother has been protesting, but really?  If you look into it, Time Magazine had the shortest, crappiest list of people in the running for this award. Kate Middleton, yeah she’s pretty hot. What a bad year for ‘Persons’. We really need to step it up in 2012 or we’ll be looking at Lindsay Lohan on the cover of this issue.