The one positive of PETA? The Running of the Nudes

The latest from Pamplona: Bulls 20. Humans Zero. PETA? Naked people running in the nude to protest bullfighting. That’s right. Every year, a bunch of people who can’t stand the animal cruelty involved with the continuous stabbing and eventual ripping the flesh off of bulls, decide to march in the streets with no clothes on in something they call “The Running of the Nudes.”

Granted I’m a huge steak lover and have very little respect for an organization like PETA (though I do think animals should be treated fairly, just not to the extent that we can’t eat them), they do spew out some hot chicks to walk around naked for a few days each year. So you gotta give them that.

We still don’t have any coverage of this year’s running, but I dug some up from years past.

Enjoy the flesh of the nude folk (for NSFW stuff just do a search on google) after the jump

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I’m a 20 year old GA Tech student who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she’s finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it’s a big turn-off if a guy doesn’t know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I’ve never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less!

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Congratulations buddy. No one on this earth is more of a tool than you. You’re the absolutely biggest loser in the Universe. If you died right now, not even your parents would care after reading that.

As you may or may not know, the first day of the San Fermin Festival and its Running of the Bulls in Pamplona was yesterday. I’m going to try and cover this thing all week with photos.

Day One:

Thirteen people were taken to hospital, one of them seriously injured, on the first day of the annual bull running festival in the northern Spanish town of Pamplona on Monday, organizers said.A 37-year-old man suffered a collapsed lung, ruptured spleen and broken ribs, while two people were concussed and 10 others were treated mainly for cuts and bruises.

And while it will always remain a dumb idea to run in a narrow street with tons of bulls wanting to shove their horns up your ass, the pictures and tradition will always be pretty money.

More of this to follow throughout the week

China’s government has told discos, karaoke bars and other entertainment venues to install windows in private rooms and ensure staff dress modestly from Oct 1 as part of an effort to crack down on prostitution and drugs.

With all due respect to China and its policies, having women dress down? There’s zero question in my mind that this is bad for business. I don’t care what people say, sex sells, sex makes things good, sex is great for nightlife.

If you want to crack down on drugs and prostitution then get some undercover cops running up in that piece. If anything, you are going to piss off the patrons who were eagerly anticipating getting some tushy that night.

Think of a better idea guys.

For 9 days in June, the gay community of Toronto had a chance to celebrate the fact that it’s gay. Highlights this year included a performance by comedienne Sandra Bernhard and Fight for Pride, an international all-lesbian pro-boxing match.

So while all of you might get icky at the prospect of me sharing a bunch of pictures from this event, remember that the gay community includes women, and some hot women.

I’ve got zero against homosexuality (just don’t come on to me) and think gay pride parades are an amazing source of entertainment. And there were even babies there, or should I say “Gaybies?”

Enjoy the festivities after the jump

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I guess they look happy.

Denmark, with its democracy, social equality and peaceful atmosphere, is the happiest country in the world, researchers said on Monday.  Zimbabwe, torn by political and social strife, is the least happy, while the world’s richest nation, the United States, ranks 16th.

OK, I understand that Denmark is the happiest country in the world. Congratulations to them. We’re all pumped.

But of every picture in the entire country of Denmark to represent its happiness, Reuters’s ends up selecting 3 pierced lesbians? One hot with a piercing in her lower lip, one fat with a skull necklace, and then the Robin to her Batman on the right.

If this is what it takes to be happy, shouldn’t we just have gay pride parades year around? Then I’d just kill myself and that in turn would probably make me happy.

A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police said on Monday.

When the man discovered he lacked the necessary funds to pay for the ferry from Helsingor to Helsingborg in Sweden on Saturday, he decided to row the five km (three miles) across the strait of Oresund that separates the two.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: this is my favorite 78-year-old in the entire world.

A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

All I have to say is that any question of who the dirtiest, kinkiest, nastiest people are when it comes to any sexual or celebratory event has been put to rest by Zee Germans.