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Nov 29 2013

Rob Ford Sex Tape Parody is Pretty Hilarious

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Think getting into the mind of a man like Toronto mayor Rob Ford is tough? Try getting into his body. That was the challenge of actor Peter O’Tool, who portrays the controversial Toronto mayor in a graphic, not safe for work, sex tape porn parody recently released by Woodrocket.com called: “The Rob Ford Sex Tape (A Parody)” The sexually explicit tape shows O’Tool as Ford drinking, smoking and telling his female co-star, “I would totally push an old lady out of the way for you” at one moment and “I eat well at home, but sometimes a man’s gotta eat out” at another.

[Click this link to view the NSFW Parody]

Rob Ford might be one of the most epic disasters in the history of politics. Enjoy the video. Our apologies as it is slightly not safe for work, but it’s not bad.

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Nov 27 2013

Rapper Lupe Fiasco Was Beaned with a Tomato During His Show

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In Salt Lake City on Saturday night, rapper Lupe Fiasco cut his concert short after being struck by a tomato thrown from the crowd, but not before calling the woman who tossed the fruit a “fat, white b$tch.” “If there’s more people like that out there, I need them the f-ck out of here,” Fiasco said to the crowd after being hit. Later in the video, Fiasco admonished the crowd for not handling the situation properly, and then threatened to go to the next stop on his tour. On his protected Twitter feed, Fiasco commented on the incident, defending his use of the term “bitch” and explaining why he canceled the remainder of his show. [Continue Reading]

How can you not laugh at this one? The guy was hit with a tomato. The last time I saw something like that was in a cartoon ten years ago. Who throws a tomato? Who brings a tomato into a rap concert? Terrible look for Lupe. He shouldn’t have even taken that personally. That’s hilarious.

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Nov 22 2013

Man Tells The Future By Analyzing Crap, Literally Crap

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There are terrible jobs, but few are literally as crappy as the one chosen by S.S. Singh. He’s a professional scatomancer, the name given to people who predict the future by analyzing fecal matter. “It’s a lost art. You’d be surprised how accurate it actually is,” Singh explained in “Journey To Planet Sanity,” a documentary debuting Dec. 6 in theaters and iTunes. The film concerns self-proclaimed skeptic Blake Freeman who is traveling around the country with his friend, Leroy Tessina, who has spent his life savings on trying to protect himself from aliens and paranormal ghosts by buying gimmicks and entrusting psychics. [Continue Reading]

This is probably the most fitting article we’ve posted all week. Fortune telling, seeing the future, it’s all crap. So when a dude comes forth saying he can do that kind of nonsense by analyzing sh$t it’s perfectly fitting.

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Nov 21 2013

Catarina Migliorini Auctions of Virginity for Second Time.. What?

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The Brazilian college student who attempted to sell her virginity through an online auction last year is hoping lightning will strike twice. In October, 2012, Catarina Migliorini was offered $780,000 for her virginity from a Japanese millionaire who bid for the privilege through a controversial online auction. That deal was never consummated, but now she is attempting to do it again through her own website, VirginsWanted2.com. [Continue Reading]

Ok so let’s just say for argument sake that this Japanese dude didn’t pound her out like a mallard duck. There’s NO WAY in hell this chick is still a virgin. No way. VirginsWanted is the biggest scam of all time. Hey, I’m a virgin. I’ll gladly bang a chick for $2,000. Who could be so stupid. She’s in college, she’s been in Playboy. She probably has banged multiple dudes. By the way, this chick is on a one way street to a prosperous career as a prostitute.

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Nov 20 2013

Paul Armstrong, Photographer, is the KING of Selfies

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Photographer Paul Armstrong of Ohio took on two projects called “Big Me” and “Little Me” to show himself in every-day positions, both as an extremely large man, then tiny little guy. The photos immediately went viral.

[Click this link to see all the photos]

The little me photos are amazing. Paul Armstrong, well done my friend. My particular favorites are the lead photo with him in the grass while it’s getting cut and looking into the fridge as ‘Little Me’. Pretty cool stuff.

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Nov 19 2013

Couple Performs ‘Dirty Dancing’ Scene at Wedding

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It’s pretty much impossible to hate anything “Dirty Dancing” related, and this video is no exception. Terra and Drake Otto tied the knot earlier this year. During the reception, the newlywed couple performed a surprise dance from the iconic 1987 film “Dirty Dancing” for all of their guests. And yes, it was that dance, Baby and Johnny’s triumphant performance — heroic lift and all. Video of the reception was posted on YouTube and has been making the rounds on the Internet ever since.

[Click this link to see the video]

It was this or some Japanese game show where one dude tries to make another dude orgasm and we can’t be having that on our site. Things I will not be doing at my wedding – scenes from ‘Dirty Dancing’ and in no way, shape or form am I embarrassed or feel like less of a man because of that.

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Nov 18 2013

Dai Macedo Wins 2013 Brazil Miss Bum Bum Competition

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A 25-year-old model with a 42-inch bottom has been crowned Brazil’s new Miss Bum Bum. Dai Macedo, who represented the central state of Goias in the nationwide search for the woman with the most bodacious butt in all of Brazil, was chosen from among 15 finalists by the contest’s grand jury in Sao Paolo this week. “It’s a lot of work, a lot of devotion,” Macedo told Agence France-Presse by way of an interpreter. “I denied myself a lot of things. No nightclubs. No sweets. I went to the gym Saturdays and Sundays.” The sacrifice is well worth it. Miss Bum Bum winners become instant celebrities in Brazil, and receive a fortune in endorsements. [Continue Reading]

See this isn’t just about the chick’s bum, it’s educational. Dai worked very hard, she denied herself sweets, and she didn’t go to nightclubs. I applaud her. I always was curious how chicks cultivate such amazing bums and now I have a good idea. Imagine if chicks stopped eating sweets and going to nightclubs. We’d have a world full of amazing asses.

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Nov 15 2013

9 Things Extremely Successful People Do After Work

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It may be tempting to go straight home after work, change into PJs and drink a bottle of wine. But in the long run, that may not be a recipe for success. It turns out the most productive people have unique strategies to rest and recharge after a long day of work, like:

2. Have a Drink

Dozens of studies suggest that moderate alcohol consumption reduces the risk of strokes, heart attack and various other cardiovascular problems.

3. Have Sex

Sex lowers blood pressure, reduces the risk of heart attack and prostate cancer and improves sleep. Sexually active people take fewer sick days. Bottom line: Just do it.

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Of course having sex is on here and of course the picture they show is of some perfect 10 model. Sad face.

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Oct 30 2013

The 2013 NYC Halloween Dog Parade Was as Awesome as it Was Weird

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The 23rd Annual Halloween Dog Parade held at New York’s Tompkins Square Park was nothing short of amazing. From a twerking Miley Cyrus atop a canine version of Robin Thicke, to Walter White from “Breaking Bad,” these pooches had some of the best-styled costumes of 2013. Behold, the best dressed of the day.

[Click this link to view the gallery from the 2013 NYC Halloween Dog Parade]

I can’t say anything bad about the Halloween Dog Parade. It was adorable. Some of the costumes are really funny. My favorite might be the ‘Anthony Weiner Dog’.

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Oct 11 2013

The Most Awesome Hangover Cure Is…..

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Most of us are familiar with the pounding headaches, drowsiness, stomach-turning nausea and “did-I-get-run-over-by-a-bus” sensation that comes with that most dreaded of morning-after ailments: the hangover. To alleviate the suffering, chugging coffee, downing Advil or simply choosing to forego the wretched day altogether by returning to bed sometimes does the trick. But what if there were a miracle elixir that could chase that hangover cloud away — and better still, what if that magic drink were something you could easily pick up at your local supermarket? A group of Chinese researchers say that they may have indeed found this perfect hangover cure — and it goes by the name of “Sprite.” [Continue Reading]

You’d think over the course of your boozing life you would have drank a Sprite the next morning and noticed the dramatic improvement on my feeling like crap. At this age, I don’t think Sprite can help my 48 hours.

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