Wikipedia will black out the English language version of its website Wednesday to protest anti-piracy legislation under consideration in Congress, the foundation behind the popular community-based online encyclopedia said in a statement Monday night. The website will go dark for 24 hours in an unprecedented move that brings added muscle to a growing base of critics of the legislation. Wikipedia is considered one of the Internet’s most popular websites, with millions of visitors daily. The Stop Online Piracy Act in the U.S. House of Representatives and the Protect Intellectual Property Act under consideration in the Senate are designed to crack down on sales of pirated U.S. products overseas.

Leave it to Wikipedia to lay the wood. There’s some bullsh$t legislation about to go down in Congress, and Wikipedia isn’t feeling it. This is a good time for everyone to take a second and think about how often they use Wikipedia. I actually use it more than I thought. If Wikipedia goes down, there could be detrimental effects on knowledge. This is going to be awesome though.. I want everyone to tell us what the last thing they looked up on Wikipedia was… I’ll go first; I saw a rerun of Entourage the other night, and I was looking up the 3 porn stars who made up “Pussy Patrol”  in the episode when they were at ComiCon. Wikipedia had me covered; Jesse Jane, Devon, and Teagan Presley. God Bless Wikipedia.

I’m a huge “Game of Thrones” fan, so I’m posting this article for Thrones’ star Peter Dinklage. Last night, Peter Dinklage took home the Golden Globe for his performance on the show. Dinklage, a dwarf who stands at 4 feet and five inches, thanked the regular people during his speech. But at the end, he asked the audience to Google Martin Henderson and walked off stage.

Dinklage was referring to Martin Henderson, a British dwarf who recently lost the ability to walk thanks to some drunken dwarf tossing. The Daily Mail reports that Henderson was celebrating his birthday with some friends when an anonymous man picked him up outside the bar and threw him. Henderson damaged his spine in the dwarf tossing incident and can no longer walk without assistance.

I know I’m usually posting ill-humored crap, but I figured I’d go serious today for Peter Dinklage. That’s a pretty sh$tty story. There’s just no need to be an asshole and do something like that. Back tomorrow with some more lighthearted crap, I promise!

Tom Brady tied a playoff record with six touchdown passes – three to tight end Rob Gronkowski to match another postseason mark – as the top-seeded Pats buried the Denver Broncos 45-10 Saturday night to advance to the AFC Championship Game for the sixth time in the Brady-Bill Belichick era.

The folks up in Boston put it best when they said sure Tim Tebow has religion on his side, but Tom Brady married a Goddess. Beat that Tebow! I’m kind of happy that Tim Tebow is done for the year -This way I can discontinue my blasphemous posts against the man above.

With that said, Tebow, God, whoever didn’t stand a chance vs. Tom Brady on Saturday. He was as good as it gets. The guy operates with two tight-ends and a slot receiver and just shreds defenses. Pats vs. Ravens? Who ya got??

Minka Kelly, formerly of the show “Friday Night Lights” reportedly turned down a date with Jake Gyllenhaal following her breakup from New York Yankees player Derek Jeter. According to Us Weekly, the 31-year-old actress declined the offer of a date with the “Source Code” actor last fall because she was “trying to patch things up” with Jeter. Gyllenhaal, 31, and Kelly have not commented on the report.

You really can’t F with Derek Jeter, bro. The guy has got something magical going on in his trousers. Jake Gyllenhaal is like the hottest guy in Hollywood, and Minka said ‘Thanks, but no thanks pal”. The Captain has her under his spell. I’ve held Jeter in high regard, we’re talking more than a man – less than a God. This pretty much makes if official. He’s got a young gorgeous girl so in love with him she’s turning down Jake Gyllenhaal. Fuggin’ Jake Gyllenhaal. 3,000 hits goes a long way these days my friends.

The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao 2012 fight won’t happen May 5, Bob Arum tells news. A Floyd Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao May 5, 2012 fight is effectively dead this week. But now fans are asking whether the fight deal was ever “alive” in the first place, and whether both camps have been intentionally confusing fans all along. At issue is not the fighters, so claims Arum; rather the issue is the venue. After weeks of both camps claiming they were close to signing a deal, now the two camps appear further away as ever.

This idea can just disappear now. I’m tired of hearing Floyd Mayweather run his mouth. He’s either jawing because he knows the fight will never happen, or he just wants the big pay day. I hate that guy. The fact of the matter is; if these guys don’t fight their legacies are always going to have that asterisk that says they didn’t fight. With all the nonsense surrounding the two, they certainly won’t be remembered for what they accomplished. It’s like the worse case scenario. They aren’t fighting, and we still have to deal with Floyd.

Tick, tock. The infamous Doomsday Clock, which represents how close mankind is to its annihilation, has been moved one minute closer to midnight. The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists (BAS), which created and maintains the symbolic clock, announced its decision yesterday.

“It is five minutes to midnight. Two years ago, it appeared that world leaders might address the truly global threats that we face. In many cases, that trend has not continued or been reversed. For that reason, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists is moving the clock hand one minute closer to midnight, back to its time in 2007.”

In pushing the hypothetical hands of time one minute closer to our proverbial destruction, the BAS blamed the lack of progress in reducing nuclear arms and addressing the issue of climate change.

Hopefully, this is helpful for all of our fans to plan accordingly. One less minute to do your thing. I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry about this. I know that one minute compromises an entire sex-session for a lot of men out there, which is sad. Yet at the same time, that one minute takes away about 10% of my morning sh$t time.  Let’s just all be nice to each other from now on!

Dude, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I hate Tim Tebow while I’m fascinated by the guy. Yahoo’s Shutdown Corner released some FREAKY stats from Sunday’s game.. Check these out then hit the link above to read more..

The fact that Tebow had 316 yards passing and averaged 31.6 yards per pass in the game didn’t escape notice on Sunday night. Tebow wore “John 3:16″ on his eye black in the 2009 BCS Championship game and has since become identified with the famous Bible message. The coincidental stats caused millions of fans to perform Google searches on the Bible passage in the past 24 hours. Here’s one more unbelievable stat: John Ourand of Sports Business Journal reports that the final quarter-hour television rating for the Broncos-Steelers game was, you guessed it, 31.6.

Now you know why I’m joining ‘em. I’m not fuggin’ with Tim Tebow anymore. Those stats scare the daylights out of me. This is beyond coincidence dude. From now on it’s ‘Go Tebow!’

In other fun news, hit the jump and you can watch the class remake of Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” entitled “Tebow Train”. Remember don’t say anything bad, you can’t be messing with supernatural forces!

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Someone get George Papadapolis on the phone, because Emmanuel Lewis is going to need some help again. Webster’s home in Georgia was recently foreclosed on! According to docs filed in Fayette County, GA, Lewis’s home was sold at auction for just $56,000 back in September. The home went into foreclosure after Lewis failed to pay State, County and School taxes from 2007-2010 totaling $44,081.41.

What kind of bullsh$t is this? Seriously, Webster’s getting taken to the wood shed now? I mean this is Webster. He could have easily started asking for public donations and raised the money to save his crib. I would have chipped in $5 without question. This is tragic. If we can’t help Webster out, who can we help? What are the odds I posted this story just so I could publish this picture? Welcome to hell, reservation for me.

The Girl Scouts are marking their 100th anniversary this year with the launch of a new cookie. Savannah Smiles is a lemon-flavoured wedge-shaped cookie named after the hometown of Girl Scouts’ founder Juliette Gordon Low. Little Brownie Bakers, which makes eight of the 11 varieties sold door-to-door by teams of enthusiastic girls, describe the new addition as being ‘cool and crisp, with just the right number of lemon chips to deliver tiny bursts of flavor.’

Girl Scout Cookies; one of mankind’s greatest achievements. I’m not a big lemon square kind of guy so I don’t think the ‘Savannah Smiles’ are going to do it for me. At the end of the day, it’s a two-horse race between thin mints and Samoas. The thin mints are just your classic great cookie, whereas Samoas could be the most innovative, brilliant cookie of our generation. Smiles is cute, but you really can’t f%ck with Samoas.