Feb 09 2012
If Rick Santorum Gets Elected President I’m Moving To Afghanistan
US presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has hailed his hat-trick of caucus and primary wins, saying his campaign now has crucial momentum – and more cash. In an interview with CNN, Mr Santorum said he had raised $250,000 in one night, after beating Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul. He vowed to campaign hard in states voting in February and early March, and said his team was well-organized.
The recent developments in the Republican Presidential Candidate Race have me scared out of my mind. I am literally petrified that this homophobic deuche bag could be our next president. Is this seriously what it has come to? What the f$ck happened to this country? We’ve had presidents like Washington, Roosevelt, Jefferson, and Lincoln and now we have these dudes? What happened – somebody tell me…































