Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack. The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery

Oh come on people.  You don’t think that’s adorable?  Have a wonderful weekend you insensitive pricks.

[Via Magic City]

Look I don’t want to knock on people from Boynton Beach Florida here but really?

Try as she might, investigators say Dalia Dippolito could not get the knack of killing her husband.

Newly released court records allege that before the Boynton Beach woman’s arrest in August on charges of trying to hire a hitman to murder her newlywed spouse, Dippolito had already tried to kill him twice.

When nothing seemed to work, she finally called a close friend and asked for his help in knocking off Michael Dippolito, 38.

You know something?  I’m not blaming Dalia here.  I’m 100% blaming Michael.  Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?  I would think that after the first time your wife tries to kill you that you’d consider leaving her.

I guess after that one Michael realized the couple needed therapy.  What did he think after the second time?  “Eh, she’s probably a little off.”  The third?

If he doesn’t move away at this point, the guy kind of deserves to die.

Check out the whole story at Sun Sentinel

Jessica Alba decided to visit Washington D.C. and write a little blurb about it on Huffington Post.  Here’s a small excerpt

This past week, I visited Washington DC to walk the halls of Congress, the State Department, National Security Council and Office of Management and Budget. Not the usual destinations for someone who often plays dress up for a living, but I was there with 1GOAL: Education for All to pound the pavement and talk about education for the world’s poorest children (you can read all of it at Huffington Post)

I have to say that in addition to Jessica Alba being extremely attractive she seems like an awesome person.  The woman goes out of her way to help those in need and she doesn’t just sit on her ass partying all night long (ahem Lindsay Lohan and losers like Megan Fox).

Plus, if it weren’t for her good deeds I’d have never been able to title an article “Jessica Alba Holds Balls with Hillary Clinton).

Seriously though, good for you Jessica.

Um….

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he’s as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

“Andrew has changed my life. I’m no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I’ve found it,” Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the UK

I guess the only real response to this, “Andrew, what the hell is your problem bud?”

[Via Daily Telegraph]

From the Las Vegas Sun:

It’s akin to a small U-Haul truck but with Plexiglas surrounding the brightly lit cargo area instead of walls. In the middle is a gleaming stripper pole. Swinging around the pole is a scantily clad young woman. Two of her fellow strippers are in the back of the truck too, awaiting their turns.

Puttering up and down Las Vegas Boulevard on Monday night, it was photographed by nearly everyone it pulled alongside, from CityCenter construction workers to an SUV-load of 20-somethings from Colorado.

Yup, this won’t be a safety hazard.  Imagine coming home from a strip club inside a cab with a coked up driver and one of those things driving by.  As if Vegas couldn’t get any more sleazy and attention getting.

Man that place is awesome.

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Look, I’m a Yankees fan but even I can admit to ridiculous calls that were made not only in the World Series but in the playoffs in general. But as we have it…

There apparently will be no expansion of instant replay in baseball in the near future.

Jimmy Lee Solomon, MLB’s executive vice president of baseball operations, said Tuesday there was no discussion to expand the use of replay in the regular season or postseason at a meeting of the game’s general managers.

The call for more extensive use of replay arose following several missed calls by umpires during the recent postseason

There are two reasons for this and two reasons only.  One, either the GM’s in Major League Baseball did not watch one single postseason game and two:  they fell asleep during every single post season game.

Is it me or did the World Series games run ridiculously late?  I fell asleep at some point during every game.  So it would stand to reason that GM’s have no desire to stay up late thus ignoring instant replay amendments.

However I have a solution to all of this.  Let’s just have a new challenge rule like the NFL.  It would simplify things a great deal.  A manager gets 1 challenge per game and that challenge uses instant replay. Is that so bad?

Case closed.

[Via Cleveland.com]

Some like money.  Some like diamonds.  Hell some like to collect stamps or precious art work.  But not this guy….

Police say they have arrested a man who allegedly tried to stab his girlfriend and then set her on fire, all because of a crack pipe.

Officers responded to 4447 Foxton Court around 10:20 p.m. after witnesses reported seeing a “male and female fighting about a crack pipe,” according to dispatchers. Police arrived to find Andrea Fradl and Mary Akers outside the residence, and Akers told police that Fradl’s boyfriend, George Combs Jr., had tried to set her truck on fire

Police forgot to mention the part where the guy walked up to them upon the arrest screaming “You got some rock, you got some blow? Man I’ll suck your d*ck!”

He was then taken away where he developed a real fatness in jail and upon getting out called himself “doughboy.”  Although now he probably looks something like this:

[Via News Talk Radio]

There are disguises and then there’s wearing a high school musical blanket.

A man, wrapped in a High School Musical blanket, assaulted two men with a flashlight during an attempt to steal money from the Villa Auto Wash kiosk on Aylmer St. on Sept. 16 last year, Ontario Court of Justice heard yesterday. The man approached the kiosk and asked the other two men for change, Crown attorney Jim Hughes said.  When one of the other two men cracked open the kiosk’s door, the man burst into the kiosk, Hughes said.  “The male indicated he had a weapon underneath the blanket,” he said. “The suspect opened the register and got angry when there was no money inside.”

The funniest line I read in the article is when the police not only seized the man’s car but also the High School Musical blanket.  Can you imagine seeing that thing in the evidence room?  You know there’s definitely some effeminate cop in that precinct with a fetish for Zac Efron.

Well either that or some perv who likes to have his alone time with pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.

Robbed with a High School Musical blanket?  Good Lord.

[Via Petersborough Examiner]

I’m going to do my best to come up with a decent explanation after you read this quote

A 22-year-old man challenged a lamppost to fight after he was ignored by passers-by in the street, a court heard on Wednesday.

Drunken David Robinson turned on the innocent streetlight after a number of walkers ignored his pleas to engage him in a stand-up fight.

As police officers watched, Robinson directed his anger at the lamppost and shouted at it to “come and have a go.”

The bizarre incident was recounted at Perth Sheriff Court, where Robinson admitted breaching the peace and was ordered to carry out 80 hours community service

I thought I had something but honestly I don’t.  Nothing short of this man getting up and humping this post would do this story any justice other than the content that already exists.

I definitely want to have a beer with this guy.

[Via STV News]