This housing complex gives new meaning to the term “senior benefits.” James Parham, 75, was arrested for allegedly running a prostitution den out of apartments in an Englewood, N.J. public senior housing complex, according to NBC New York. Parham employed a “mix of young women and older residents” cops told the station on Tuesday. Englewood Patch reports that Parham allegedly told cops the prostitutes were mostly “crack-addicted women.” None of the alleged prostitutes were charged in the bust, which also netted fellow housing complex resident Cheryl Chaney, 66, who was accused of possessing drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance for allegedly allowing drug use in her apartment. [Continue Reading]

If you think about it  when you’re old and your life sucks what else would you want to do? Making some cash running a prostitution ring and perhaps getting some benefits isn’t a bad look. I almost feel like it would be wrong to prosecute this guy – just seems unAmerican.

Jaguar makes some red-hot rides, so it’s fitting the winner of one of the hottest awards in the world rolls away with the keys to their latest model. Raquel Pomplun was named the 2013 Playboy Playmate of the Year, marking the first time a Mexican American woman has won the coveted title. In addition to the standard $100,000 prize, Pomplun also received her own brand new Jaguar F-Type. Starting at $69,000, the new F-Type boasts a 340 horsepower 3.0-liter V6 supercharged engine and will go from zero to 60 in just 5.1 seconds. [Continue Reading]

Here’s the question you need to ask yourself ladies – would you take $100k, a Jaguar F-Type, and all the other fame and fortune associated with Playboy and all you had to do is bang Hugh Hefner one, two, or maybe a couple dozen times. I’d do it in a heartbeat, but then again I’m wicked shallow.

Fort Collins police say they used tear gas to disperse a large and noisy street party near the Colorado State University campus as some revelers threw bottles at officers.Police spokeswoman Rita Davis says officers were called to the Summerhill neighborhood late Saturday night amid complaints of a gathering that drew about 300 partygoers.

She says in a news release that officers urged people to leave, but the crowd became unruly and began throwing bottles at police as well as climbing on cars, street light poles and trees. [Continue Reading]

The article title had me thinking big with this Colorado State party. Then I started reading about it and it turned out to be a dud. This is no Project-X by any stretch of the imagination. We’re going to have to go ahead and give Colorado State a D+ for this one. Start introducing naked chicks and you’ll pull that average up bros.

Maybe she wanted to try the new McWraps? Donald Jones, 58, is accused of trying to trade McDonald’s for sex with a prostitute in Albuquerque, N.M., on Friday night, according to KOB. The woman, who was not arrested, told investigating officers she planned to fornicate with Jones in exchange for a meal from the home of Happy Meals. Jones was not charged with any prostitution-related charges, but was booked on a drug possession charge. [Continue Reading]

I love how the Huffington Post started this article off ‘Maybe she wanted to try one of the new McWraps?’ It’s not inconceivable I’ve heard the new McWraps are pretty legit. I mean I haven’t had one, but if they’re as good as advertised I might bang for one. See you always have to do a little research before you jump to conclusions about a story. Maybe this isn’t nearly as bad as it seems…

On Saturday night, 18-year-old Uniontown, Pa. resident Joseph Engle, who was learning how to drive, smashed his truck through a convenience store, then backed out and drove away, according to police. “He claims that he thought he was pushing the brake, and instead he was pushing the gas,” the store owner’s nephew, David Byers told WTAE. Byers gave the station his eyewitness account of what happened. [Continue Reading]

You can see the video by clicking on ‘Continue Reading’. How about my boy Joey Engle here learning how to drive. My thought would be that he’s still got some learning to do. I will say this though. The dude nailed the reverse part of the driver’s test. Hilarious.

The Jodi Arias trial has all the makings of a great movie — sex, lies, and murder. All we need now is a star and a carefully written script to save the project from anything but a XXX-rating. Certainly, made-for-TV movie producers were licking their chops when the Casey Anthony trial became a national obsession. Like Anthony, Arias has delivered a surplus of courtroom theatrics — not to mention the nightly hand-wringing by Nancy Grace. And when Anthony took over America’s television sets in 2011, the Lifetime cable network had one thing on its mind: A TV movie starring Rob Lowe by 2013. [Continue Reading]

There’s a graphic on the webpage the cycles through a host of celebrities. The best one pictured is Taylor Swift. I say go for hit. Just throw away the good girl image and star in an NC-17 style movie. I can guarantee you her career and love-life would take off. Sometimes you just have to go for the glory. I could dig Kristen Stewart in this role as well.

This year’s Academy Awards may have been full of zingers and inappropriate Seth MacFarlane jokes, but some of the best banter took place backstage in the interview room where all the winners were harassed by a sea of reporters. Questions ranged from the boring (“How does it feel to be a winner?”) to the completely off-topic (“Are you able to attend this teeny-tiny press event in Timbuktu next week?”) to the provocative (“Did you like the Boob song?”) to the very direct (“Are you impressed with yourself?”) With the winners riding a wave of excitement, shock and alcohol, the very best things said at the Oscars were most likely not aired on television. Herewith are the top quotes of the night from behind the scenes – [Continue Reading]

The quotes as a whole were pretty lame. I was hoping Ben Affleck would say something clever to recover from that dreadful acceptance speech, but he didn’t. George Clooney still appears to be the coolest guy in film. I thought Daniel Day-Lewis had a strong showing. Overall, I was disappointed in the Oscars. Thoughts?

The Hedgehog can finally hedge his hog again. After nearly a month in a Los Angeles hospital, legendary porn star Ron Jeremy has been cleared to get it on again. The pudgy, hirsute star of such of titles as “21 Hump Street” and “What’s Butt Got To Do With It” was sidelined last month by an aneurysm near his heart, requiring a long, hard stint in the clinic, which left his show business career flaccid. But doctors have now given him the go ahead to do what he is most famous for, TMZ reports. [Continue Reading]

First, I had no idea Ron Jeremy was on the injury list. Second, I had no idea Ron Jeremy is still acting. Has anyone seen a recent film of the guy? The dude is a legend, but honestly the thought of him in an adult video makes me want to puke. Ever since he put on about 140 lbs I can’t help but wonder if the chicks in his videos are holding back their gag reflex during the shoot. If I was a chick there wouldn’t be enough booze on the planet that could get me in bed with this dude. Legend though…

Meet Nikki Lee. She’s a 5-foot-5, 117-pound Caucasian woman with brown hair and a B-cup. She is the average adult film star. At least, according to “Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Adult Film Stars and Their Careers,” conducted by Jon Millward and published on his website earlier this month. Millward, 26, spent the last six months examining the profiles of thousands of stars on the Internet Adult Film Database — the X-rated equivalent of IMDB — compiling data about appearance, age, naughty acts, and even choice of stage name. The U.K. resident has comprehensively researched and written on a variety of topics, “all to do with psychology, leaning towards naughty things,” he told The Huffington Post. [Click This Link to Read More]

First, let’s applaud Jon Millward for taking time out of his busy schedule to research everything adult film. Secondly, the facts are pretty startling. I had no idea that average cup-size was 34B. I had no idea the most common name was ‘Nikki’. I had no idea the most common role is ‘teen’. Amazing. Just read the article. It’s pretty damn funny.

Grandma and Grandpa can do some adorable things. They are generally your biggest fans and ardent supporters. They may spoil you with presents and cook amazing food. But despite all their wonderful qualities, there are some things that they will never truly understand, such as social media platforms capable of embarrassing you on a grand scale. Whether it’s an embarrasing wall post, inappropriate status or confusing comment, we think it’s safe to say that grandparents and Facebook don’t always mix. [Hit the link to see some hilarious examples]

There’s nothing wrong with the grandparents trying to get some quality time on Facebook. These examples are pretty damn hilarious though. Personally, I don’t have a Facebook account. I really couldn’t imagine one of my grandparents commenting on a picture of me drunk with some chick. Just awkward… but hilarious.