How does THIS stuff not get more press? I’d hand her my baton (thanks to bunlover for the photos)

About the only female that gets any kind of recognition in the collegiate world of Track and Field is the cutie known as Allison Stokke. But have we even stopped to appreciate all that is the track and field uniform?

Can we at least acknowledge that the most common used term for the bottom half of a women’s track uniform is a bunhugger? And don’t just ask me.

Have a look at some of the pictures of these women donning the uniforms of various colleges, including a couple of Maryland Terps runners who like to have fun in the dorms.

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This guy is insane.

As we roll out this weekend stuff, I figured I’d add a “question of the week” to the mix. What better way to start than thinking of the NFL draft guru Mel Kiper?

First off, I love the hair. Mel kind of looks a villain in a comic book movie. Second, I love the enthusiasm. No one should be this into college football, no one. But you gotta respect it.

So this leads to my first question of the week. Given there are 365 days in the year and Mel is preparing for one of those days the other 364 days in the year, how many of those 364 days does Mel spend masturbating to college football?

Over under is 182 days. All comments welcome.

Come on Preston, you’re better than that

According to the Seattle Times, “Wide receiver Preston Parker’s future at Florida State is in doubt after he was arrested Tuesday and charged with carrying a concealed weapon and possession of marijuana.”

OK that’s fine and all but did you know how hard a time I had finding pictures on this guy? Little did I know that Preston Parker is a male porn star.

I unfortunately had to sift through naked well endowed pictures of the white Preston Parker, just to get you three lame football shots of the FSU receiver Preston Parker.

I hope you guys know how hard I work on this damned site.

For full coverage on athlete’s being arrested you can always check out “Cuff ‘Em” at my buddy Joe’s Busted Coverage.

Nothing wrong with a little sideshow to get the players “excited.”

As the Rutgers Football team gears up for 2008 by working their asses off on the field, it would seem they might have some off the field plans as well.

While it could be a banner year for the football squad, it appears that the Scarlet Knight is about to make a bid for the “getting the most ass” Mascot in the NCAA. The cheerleaders are already on board saying “6 hummers down, 600 to go, this guy is a stud.”

And with a face like that, the Scarlet Knight is all business. “Nothing’s stopping me from plowing the whole damned league.” Fans and cheerleaders are excited.  The current record is held by the USC Trojan (for obvious reasons).

As the spring games continue, and the cheerleaders get their pom poms in tip top shape, there’s also another group preparing for another season of college football: the tailgaters.

While the Pete Caroll’s of the world are writing up plays, pumping up their players and yucking it up with Alumni, there are countless pitchers being chugged, shots being poured, and garbage cans being filled with vomit in an effort to get these party goers into tip top drinking condition.

And this is why I decided to dedicate an entire segment to one of America’s favorite growing past times: The Tailgate. Folks, feel free to send in your tailgate pictures to uncoached@gmail.com. I’m always looking for talent.

In the mean time, enjoy these shots.

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KU Coach Mark Mangino throwing the first ball at the Royal’s opener. He throws like a girl but he’s sporting some sweet kicks

Kansas Scout reports “Just six days after the Kansas men’s basketball team was honored in Memorial Stadium upon winning the national championship, KU football took center stage at Kivisto Field in front of 10,000 fans.”

Coach Mark Mangino said after the game, “it was tough out there watching my boys and getting really hungry after the first half, but once I ate one of my players I was good to go.”

He’s so Jolly!

Can you believe how stale Anfernee Hardaway is?

It was a reasonably wild ride in the NCAA tournament that ended with one of the most memorable finishes in tournament history.

What do perverts like me remember? The ladies of course. Nothing better than pom poms in your face and distracting leg splits to keep you occupied during time outs.

Can you imagine the aggressiveness these girls could display in the right moment? I think I’d last about 6 seconds and call it a day.

Photos after the hump (I mean jump)

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The guy who was waiting for a championship so people would actually hang out with him.

The streets of Lawrence, Kansas were pretty much a playground after the Jayhawks shocked the country with a come from behind National Championship victory.

And with a somewhat reminiscent to Mardi Gras feel, there was plenty of drunk, lame, ridiculous, and more to the point caption worthy pictures being taken. I decided that I’d scour the web to find some of the Kansas partiers.

Be prepared for a bare ass and a guy who I think should be gay.

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