Who’s that under there?

While the Boston Celtics gear up to potentially win their first championship since the Larry Bird era, I can guarantee you that this chick is really hoping for a major Beantown bash afterwards.

And if I were Paul Pierce I’d head right back to whatever bar they were at that night (I think it was called Laguna). Figure since Pierce has been the MVP of this series and since he will be getting much attention should his team win, it would be nice to embarrass him a little with these gratuitous party shots.

And I’m sure Pierce is reading this.

The Truth!

As I read Greg Oden’s latest blog about being star struck from meeting Rihanna I was reminded about how awesome this guy is. The bottom line about Greg Oden is that he’s still a kid. He’s still in awe by people and hasn’t even come close to letting his celebrity status get to him.

And that’s what I loved about college. Athletes, no matter how famous they are, are still just the big guys on campus. You see them in the mess hall, you see them walking down the halls, and you certainly see them partying.

Oden was no exception. Can you imagine how much fun it must have been to party with Greg Oden? To just hang out with the guy and get funny with him? I’m sure there are plenty of amazing stories to be told and these pictures most certainly tell some of them.

Get Odenized after the jump (also a bonus shot of him playing guitar hero)

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As I watched the NBA Finals last night, I realized that Kevin Garnett looked like he’d played an entire game before warm ups. It was pretty amazing how sweaty the guy was. Then I realized how aggravating it must be to guard a guy that sweaty.

Over the years, the league has seen many sweaters out there. We all know Patrick Ewing is the king of sweat so while I acknowledge it, I put together some more guys who must really aggravate their defenders.

As always, if you have players to add, suggestions would be appreciated.

Let’s get on with it.

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6′10, great leaper, former terp, this guy doesn’t look dangerous at all

It’s nice to know that on the day of the NBA Finals yet another player was arrested on weapons charges. According to the Seattle Times, “Sonics forward Chris Wilcox was arrested Saturday by the Bladen County Sheriff’s Department in North Carolina and charged with two counts of carrying a concealed weapon.”

And in all honesty that’s really all I wanted to report. I think it’s much better of us to focus on some of the brighter points to the Seattle Sonics Organization: namely their cheerleaders.

The girls Chris Wilcox tried to conceal after the jump

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A first off congratulations to the Lakers for putting on an amazing display this past week. You gotta hand it to them. Phil Jackson leaving his bench in being down 17? There’s a reason this guy is a great coach.Watch how confident that bench will be in the finals.

Despite the Lakers win, I’m gonna miss Manu Ginobili’s antics (this video is amazing). He’s a whacky player (similar in style to how I play the game) and his bald spot is truly uncoached.

How could Charles Barkley not even mention that thing? Not even once? The guy is barely pushing 30 and he’s about 2 seasons away from having to wear a comb over. You know what would be amazing?

If Ginobili never ends up shaving his head. All the great players do it: Karl Malone, Michael Jordan, Drexler, Ray Allen. Once they saw that hair coming back, they took it right the hell off.

But Ginobili is white! He’s going to look ridiculous with the shaved head. I say leave that bald spot and be the first 35 year old that could easily pass for 60 at a local San Antonio bar.

I’ve been scouring the earth to find pictures of Tyrone Hill in street clothes. And the moment has finally arrived! To my dismay, I’m not nearly as excited as I thought I’d be. He’s just not a very good looking dude.

You know something? He actually looks like a really warped version of Billy Blanks from all the Tae-Bo videos. Ever try to do Tae-Bo? Damn that stuff is tough. Not only do I feel incredibly gay doing it but I’m very disappointed I can’t do a side kick.

P.S. I’d love to know what went on that night. Moses Malone, Manute Bol, Kyle Korver, young Willie Green, and George Lynch in the same room? Guys must have been mooching off of Korver’s “you look like Ashton Kutcher!” scraps.

Watch out world, this guy’s gonna hurt people

So what do you do when you get hurt and are out for an entire season? I suppose some people could sit back but Greg Oden?

Word is the guy is 20 lbs bulkier from lack of running. He decides “might as well work out like a machine so guys like Andrei Kirilenko spontaneously combust when they run into me.”

And what else does he do? Sport a new Mohawk which will hopefully make Damon Jones realize that only tough guys should have Mohawks, not little puss buckets who think they’re better than they are.

Man I’m psyched for this guy

I don’t know who this dude on the right is, but he certainly looks related to Sam Cassell

I’ve seen about 100 articles out there that display titles like ‘Top 5 Ugliest NBA Players.” But you know what I’ve never seen? An article that describes who these guys actually look like.

That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to scour the earth finding images that closely resemble these NBA players who unfortunately weren’t blessed with the David Beckham gene.

Find out who these guys look like after the break.

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