I’ve been scouring the earth to find pictures of Tyrone Hill in street clothes. And the moment has finally arrived! To my dismay, I’m not nearly as excited as I thought I’d be. He’s just not a very good looking dude.
You know something? He actually looks like a really warped version of Billy Blanks from all the Tae-Bo videos. Ever try to do Tae-Bo? Damn that stuff is tough. Not only do I feel incredibly gay doing it but I’m very disappointed I can’t do a side kick.
P.S. I’d love to know what went on that night. Moses Malone, Manute Bol, Kyle Korver, young Willie Green, and George Lynch in the same room? Guys must have been mooching off of Korver’s “you look like Ashton Kutcher!” scraps.
So what do you do when you get hurt and are out for an entire season? I suppose some people could sit back but Greg Oden?
Word is the guy is 20 lbs bulkier from lack of running. He decides “might as well work out like a machine so guys like Andrei Kirilenko spontaneously combust when they run into me.”
And what else does he do? Sport a new Mohawk which will hopefully make Damon Jones realize that only tough guys should have Mohawks, not little puss buckets who think they’re better than they are.
I don’t know who this dude on the right is, but he certainly looks related to Sam Cassell
I’ve seen about 100 articles out there that display titles like ‘Top 5 Ugliest NBA Players.” But you know what I’ve never seen? An article that describes who these guys actually look like.
That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to scour the earth finding images that closely resemble these NBA players who unfortunately weren’t blessed with the David Beckham gene.
Find out who these guys look like after the break.
Dwight Howard definitely loves to show off the guns
What happens when you’re anywhere from 19-23 years old, have countless streams of money, and a virtual menu of women to choose from? Well, you act like any other guy would.
You blow the money on drinks, take dumb pictures with average girls because you’re too hammered to know any better, and you wind up looking like a schmuck.
What happens if you’re a little older than that? Basically the same thing. Here’s what happens to NBA players when they tie one on and let people record it.
Given the recent news that former NBA point Guard Kevin Johnson is running for Mayor in Sacramento, we figure it’d be best to suggest a few strategies for the guy.
He knows how to run the floor, but can KJ run a city? That remains to be seen but here are some things Kevin can do to improve his candidacy:
Of all the great players in the NBA that have retired I think Charles Barkley could be my favorite. Isiah is forever tainted. Michael Jordan is doing fine. Bird had a nice run. Magic is in management.
But Barkley just decided to get fat and be very very funny. I love this guy. By the way, if you actually listen, he knows his stuff in terms of basketball. The NBA on TNT is definitely worth a watch.
Walt Frazier definitely paved the way for slickness in the NBA
I decided to pay homage to some of the better dressed guys that I’ve seen in the NBA over my years.
Some guys prance around in jeans and gold chains. While that is certainly their right, I’m pretty sure that if I were to create a league of my own, these are the guys I’d want representing me.
Frazier, the Godfather of it all will be number 5.
I know that Chris Paul is getting attention this year, and rightfully so. But do people ever really stop to think how good this guy really is?
It’s one thing to have one of the top three point guard seasons of all time, yes, all time. It’s another to take a 2-0 series lead over the most successful NBA franchise of the 21st century.
Obviously it’s still a little early to tell who’s going to win the series, but is it too early to start saying this guy could wind up being a top 10 all-time player and a top 3 all-time point guard?
