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May 21 2008

Danica Patrick’s Got Some Company: Milka Duno Ain’t Bad

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Milka Duno

Danica Patrick gets all the press and I understand that. She’s cute. She has a very marketable face. But let us not underestimate the power of Milka Duno. Duno is a Venezuelan born, former model, Indy car racer who holds the record for the highest finish for a female driver in the 24 Hours of Daytona.

If we compare Juno to Danica I see a few things worth noting. Danica’s got the better face. Juno by far has the better body. Juno looks kind of crappy in some pictures whereas Danica pretty much never does. Juno actually looks like a cross between Sandra Bullock and Meredith Salenger.

But Juno’s from Venezuela! That means she can Lambada her tight little tushy off. Juno is WAY better in the sack than Patrick. I just don’t see it any other way. So the final conclusion? Danica is marriage material and Juno would be an amazing college girlfriend.

Pics after the jump

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Apr 29 2008

This Year’s Most Talented Person at Talladega – Pervert Camera Guy

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Talladega Race 2008

Thanks to Threewide for these perverted shots. I hope his wife divorces him.

Another race and another bunch of weird people at NASCAR. This time it was the big race in Talladega that drew the attention of hundreds of thousands of Americans. However, one person sticks out amongst the large crowds.

That person is the perverted camera guy. This is the individual who goes out of his way to take blatant cleavage shots and snaps that button any time he sees something even resembling a woman.

Pictures after the jump

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Apr 08 2008

An Infield View of Texas Motor Speedway – Night Time

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Texas Motor Speedway Infield

So which guy do you think is with us and which guy is an Infielder?

It’s funny because a NASCAR event is kind of like one giant tailgate, but one that doesn’t stop in the day time. There’s almost a Mardi Gras feel only it’s a little trashier and a lot more in bred.

More Pictures and Captions after the jump (if the pics aren’t clear click on them and they’ll enlarge)

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Apr 08 2008

An Infield View of Texas Motor Speedway – Day Time

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Texas Motor Speedway Infield

It’s amazing to me that these aren’t the images we see on Television. You would figure that the skinny guy making the constipated yet horny “I’m gonna git dat ho back to ma trailer” face would be a big sell on NBC.

Check out the rest of the infield shots with appropriate captions after the jump (also click on the pics to make them bigger)

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Apr 08 2008

Texas Motor Speedway – A Quick Overview

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Texas Motor Speedway

Just to get a quick sense of what a NASCAR race is like, here is Texas Motor Speedway. The grandstand can fit over 150,000 people. The track is a mile and a half long and cars drive in circles for 4 hours doing nothing but driving in circles for 4 hours.

This, my friends, is becoming the most popular sport in America. What you never see on television is the infield. The infield is the middle of the track or what I like to call “The America we don’t see.”

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Apr 08 2008

An Uncoached Look at NASCAR and a True look at America

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Ass Crack

A shot of the infield at the Nascar Samsung 500.

A lot happened this weekend and for the life of me, I couldn’t tell you what it was. I do know that I spent it’s entirety in Dallas attending two NASCAR races at Texas Motor Speedway.

The experience lead to 203 pictures, many of which I’m going to share with you. I was truly left speechless and today’s posts will be dedicated to chronicling this experience and informing America of all that is NASCAR.

Sit back and enjoy the real America. By the way, congrats to Kansas.

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