THESE guys are considered part of the new wave of music? Yes, THESE guys. Just think about bands like Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones. They were the hot bands of their time. And what do we have in 2009? The f*ckin Jonas Brothers.
Can you even imagine how much less cool The Jonas Brothers are than them? I really can’t. It’s pretty much impossible. These guys are less than a step away from Hanson.
It’s an amazing moment in a concert. Just when you think you’ve seen it all. When the spit pours out of the singer’s mouth. When the fire is lit on the guitar. When the fireworks display. When it’s all said and done the performance isn’t quite over.
The separation of band and crowd is no more in the ever loved moment of the “stage dive.” For whatever reason the singer or other band member decide to hurl themselves into a crowd of drunken fans who are expected to catch them….or not.
I’ve seen lists of the worst videos of all time. Take this one for example. I mean come on. Did these guys really do their research? When you’re talking bad videos do you really want to refer to songs that were hits at the time? I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
When you’re thinking of crappy music videos crappy music generally tends to be the forerunner to it all. Not only that, commercially successful bands generally don’t make videos that are super awful (unless you count David Hasselhoff who is on this list).
In any event, I’ve looked at lists, seen the tapes, and have come up with my own batch of videos that is going to be tough to beat.
As most of you know I’m a huge fan of the old Jean Claude Van Damme classics. Well it certainly doesn’t get any better than Bloodsport. And perhaps one of the more overlooked features of this movie is the sick soundtrack.
I mean you really can’t mess with “Kumite.” But on the softer and more sensitive side, we have “On my Own” by the coveted Paul Delph.
This is the song they use when Van Damme is roaming the streets on his own having nightmares about Chong Li.
There’s really not much else to say. Talk about awesome rap songs. This is just one of the toughest songs around. By the way, really dig into the lyrics. They’re unmatched.
I really miss the movie New Jack City. Well, I don’t miss it much. I mean I can rent it tomorrow. Not a big deal. Ice T!
Now I never said the video was good. This has got to be the gayest monstrosity on the face of the earth. And when I say gay I almost think that homosexuals would not even be offended that I just used the word gay.
I mean this video is just super fruity. Still though, this tune kicks. It really moves doesn’t it? Admit it. Even you, guys. Put this bad boy in your IPod and I guarantee there will be an extra bounce in that step.
For some reason since the age of 15 I’ve loved dance music. And I’m specifically talking about Progressive Trance. Unfortunately the only other people that like this wear really orange puffy pants and sunglasses where the lenses are blue.
While I wasn’t on ecstasy and drinking 6 gallons of water, I was actually dancing to this stuff in all the New York Clubs. But I’m telling you, when the bass is up and you’ve got the headphones on, this music rules.
And there’s no better way to start a person off than with DJ Tiesto. That or Paul Oakenfold’s Tranceport.
You see this is how I do. To entertain the lot of you I must really get down and dig deep. I’ve gotta put it all on the line. I have to search the depths of my soul to come up with search terms that will yield the best material I can find.
So what do I decide to type into Youtube this time? Yeah, “bikini bong.” And the first video that comes up? I have no idea what this is. I think it’s some random music video called “666MPH” by Bong Ra? Who cares. It rules.
