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Apr 30 2009

10 Movies That will Inevitably Make Your Penis Smaller

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Sex and the City

If there’s one thing I’m 100% ashamed of in this world, it’s having seen 10 minutes of the movie Sex and the City.  What pains me even more is that I had to endure 10 seconds of Cynthia Nixon being taken from behind by a dude in classes.  It’s a vision that still gives me nightmares, and will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.

One thing I also noticed is that as I was watching this movie, every ounce of masculinity was being taken from me.  It’s like I wanted to paint my nails and go shopping.  I was scared, alone, and destitute.  But I quickly turned on some porn and life returned to normal.

However, if you ever want to go limp or better yet, watch your penis shrivel before your eyes, you might want to check out these 10 flicks.

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Apr 24 2009

10 of the Most Pathetic but Hilarious Fight Scenes

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Fight

A good fight scene is not something that is easy to do.  You have to get the dubbing to be perfect.  You need athletic actors.  You need excellent choreography and you need a solid director.

So it’s one thing when you have all these ingredients.  It’s another when you think you have all these things and yet absolutely none of them are working out well.

What do you get?  You get scenes that are supposed to be amazing but wind up being incredibly unintentionally funny.

Check out these pathetic but hilarious fight scenes.

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Apr 10 2009

The Funniest Moments From Boogie Nights

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Boogie

I consider Boogie Nights to be one of my favorite movies.  It doesn’t mean that I’ve seen it 100 times, nor would I necessarily want to.  But I have to admit that from beginning to end, this movie simply rules.   Honestly there isn’t one moment in this film that isn’t worth watching.  And considering it’s well over 2 hours, that’s pretty impressive.

Also, for a movie that’s got such great drama,  you know because of the porn that it’s automatically geared up to be hilarious.  And whether it’s intentional or not (clearly I think it is) it doesn’t matter.  The comedy in this movie is simply amazing.

If had to pick great comedic moments from the film, here are 6 worth sharing.

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Mar 09 2009

10 Awesome 80s Comedy Movie Trailer Spoofs

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Christmas Story

Ever since I saw the Mary Poppins horror trailer I’ve always been on the lookout for awesome re-cut trailers.   While I’m not sure any will match that one, or the comedy one for The Shining, there have been some great mashups out there.  You gotta love when Brokeback Mountain came out and there were dozens of Brokeback re-cuts.

And for some reason I’ve been in an 80s comedy movie kind of mood lately.  With that said I thought I’d poke around Youtube to see if there were any comedy trailers turned non-comedy that would be worth sharing.

Turns out there were 10.   Most of them are horror with a couple of action thrown in.  I hope you enjoy.

P.S.  I think The Christmas Story  and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure trailers are amazing.

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Mar 06 2009

From The Archives: 10 Out of Place Songs That Really Work Well in Movies

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Reservoir Dogs

I decided to take an article out of the archives just in case any of you may have missed it in the past.   I’ve added some minor changes. 

Sometimes songs just seem to fit a movie. For example, it’s obvious that one would use the song “Singing in the Rain” in a movie where the guy is actually singing and it’s actually raining.

However, some movies play a song and you think to yourself, “Dude, what the hell is going on here?” and you just can’t fathom why the song has been used. However, after thinking about it you realize how disturbing, yet indescribably appropriate the use of that song was.

Here are my picks (in no particular order) for the 10 most out of place songs that work really well in movies

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Mar 05 2009

10 Actresses Who Can Probably Play Sports Well

Published by Natty under Movies, Sports

Athletic Actresses

I’m not going to lie.  This is far and away one of the most annoying lists I’ve ever had to assemble.  And the reason it was hard is because I didn’t simply take women from sports movies.  I mean, yes, I did, however you have to understand I left out a ton of them.

And I did it for a reason.  This is a list of actresses who can probably play sports well.   That included the ability to play more than one sport and look coordinated while doing so.  So bottom line, if an actress looks and throws like a girl, she’s probably not on this list.

Again, coordination plays a big factor here, so women like Hilary Swank and Geena Davis are out.   Put it this way, if the girl throws like you would with your opposite hand, then she’s not on this list.

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Mar 03 2009

10 of the Greatest Con Artist Movies

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Con Movies

I happen to love movies with twists.  And what better a movie than one that involves con artists?  This wasn’t the easiest list to assemble simply because it would appear that there are tons of these movies out there.

However, there is a big difference between movies that are about cons and robberies (like Usual Suspects or Inside Man or Oceans Eleven) and movies that specifically focus on con artists or grifting.

So here are, in no particular order, 10 of the great con artist movies

*Don’t worry, there are no spoilers here.

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Feb 20 2009

The 20 Most Badass Fictional Movie Gangsters

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Mean

Movie gangster or real gangster, it’s always been an allure for us in the public.  Why?   I think it’s pretty simple really.  We’re always intrigued by people who don’t follow the rules.  It doesn’t mean that we’ll go out and be gangsters, but for a couple hours we can imagine what a life like that might be like.

And when the directors and actors get it right, you actually root for these criminals.  And these guys take form in all shapes and sizes, country of origin, and most importantly, willing to do anything and everything for their cause.

You won’t find anything from Goodfellas in here.  These are the most 20 badasses fictional movie gangsters

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Feb 19 2009

6 Classic Masturbation Scenes in Comedy Movies

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Mary

Oh what can I say about masturbation?  It’s by far one of the most important things in my life.  And there’s just so much you can do with it isn’t there?  I mean you can be serious about it, laugh about it, even cry about it.  And I think that laughing definitely ranks up there in terms of uses for the topic of masturbation.

And some movies out there really capture that laughter quite well.  There’s just something amazing about the topic of getting caught masturbating, the actual act of masturbating and even the shameful aftermath of masturbating.

Here are 6 classic masturbation scenes in comedy movies.

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