It’s hard to imagine just what the people who made this film were thinking when they made this scene, which features a Motorcycle driving through a wall, a bulletproof snake and a bazooka, all coming together for an amaglam of awfulness.

I’m still trying to piece together exactly what happened here. Did the snake deflect the initial two bullets with its fangs? Is it really just the size of a decently big rattlesnake? Is the explosion from the bazooka really that small? So many questions!

Just watch it for yourself, it’s insane.

I’m definitely sold.

Most movies make fighting scenes with the intention of being pretty badass.  I mean unless you have a complete parody fight scene it’s safe to assume that filmmakers are trying pretty hard to create the illusion of a major fight.

For whatever reason be it the director is on crack, drunk, or hallucinogenics they completely miss the mark.  And those “badass” scenes become unintentionally funny.

I’ve selected eight such scene and they are entertaining to say the least.

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If you’re sitting at your desk right now, get up and go dance in the bathroom.  Make a change.  Do something different.  You’ll feel better I promise.

Many of you may know this but some may not.  Most movies are usually between 5-8 hours before they are edited.  Directors usually shoot a ton of film before making a movie into its final product.

It’s the job of the editor to take out all the crappy and worthless scenes that simply don’t need to be there.  Then, craftily placing one scene after another will eventually lead to what you see on the big screen in the theater.

But it appears that some folks think that even less film is required.  In fact, these guys think that only 5 seconds are necessary for some movies.

Here are 10 funny “movies in 5 seconds” videos

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As I watched Teen Wolf for the 30th time last night I couldn’t help yet again realize how amazing coach Finstock was.   I don’t know what’s up with Jay Tarses these days but man do we need more characters like him.  Guy was last on television in 1993.

In any event, if there are three things for you to live by, here they are.

1.  Never get less than 12 hours sleep

2.  Never play poker with a guy whose first name is a city

3.  Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

Perhaps one of my favorite all time classics in 80s movie history is Just one of the Guys.   It’s the classic tale of a hot high school girl who wants to be appreciated for more than just her looks.  In order to get her respect she poses a male at another school submitting the same news article that she did as a female at her old school, expecting to land an internship she desires.

Instead, she at first gets denied the internship but learns a thing or two as a “male” while also falling in love with a hopeless dork who she transforms into a stud.

Damn I should write synopses of movies.  Eh, maybe not.  Still though, this flick was awesome.  But whatever happened to the cast?  Luckily I’m here to tell you…

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If there’s an increasing trend in movies, real life, social media, whatever you want to call it, it’s the “battle.”  And battling can take a number of forms.  I’ve already covered rap battles but the battles I’m talking about here are dance battles.

And they are more specifically called “dance offs.”  Dance offs are nothing new but their evolution in cinema has impressed me.  So much so that I decided to gather a whole bunch of them for you.

Here’s a fun collection of memorable movie dance offs

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In the world of sports, nicknames are common.  Just as there’s a name on the uniform, fans and media come up with names for players each and every day.  And sometimes, we come up with names for a player’s bat, his stance, or even the way he might deal with personal issues.  It’s just our nature to nickname stuff.

Well, it’s the same in movies.   But I gotta say, it’s not that easy to do.  And when it comes to sports it’s just as challenging a task to come up with crafty fictional nicknames for things other than the players themselves.

It’s hard to explain what I mean but when you get through this list you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

Here are 10 great nicknames used for sports stuff in movies

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