Click on the photo for 5 perspectives on boning

Ever since National Geographic invented showing tits to children,  Cracked has wanted to learn how different cultures deal with sex. And while they’ve done their best to explore all the world’s cultures and religions without their pants on, it seems most of the research on the subject has been limited to the insane community

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The Madness

A brief history on the “sex tape” - [Maxim]

Stripper daycare is the best daycare ever - [Doubleviking]

If you’re interesting in putting into an Asian girl’s bra - [Withleather]

The most destructive slam dunks of all time - [Brobible]

The most dangerous U.S. Neighborhoods - [Cavemancircus]

A fun collection of photo bombs - [The Chive]

A world series ring or a world class model? - [Asylum]

If you want sexy chicks then go here - [Takeareport]

High school girls get into a football brawl - [Attuworld]

25 funny photoshopped Mona Lisa portraits - [Holytaco]

Bettina Acosta gets my juices flowing - [The Sublime Blog]

A gallery of sign language tattoos - [Cityrag]

Adventure sports that actually take you places - [Mademan]

When ambiguous endings are resolved - [Collegehumor]

I love the name Veronique De Kock - [Epic Carnival]

Get a load of these belt bras - [HGOM]

Kool Aid man got a job in the city - [Nextround]

A great license renewal idea - [Gibbs12]

Click on the photo for things you don’t say to a female poker player

Vanessa Rousso, a member of Team PokerStars Pro, has over $3.2 million in career tournament earnings. Her biggest win was for $946,000 at the PokerStars European Poker Tour Grand Final in Monte Carlo this past May.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

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The Madness

Nine reasons Iraqis suck at jumping jacks - [Cracked]

25 Hot Girls playing football in their underwear - [Holytaco]

It’s the “we are douchebags” video - [Brobible]

Why is this new Lesian chick look getting so popular? - [Cityrag]

When Dolph Lundgren is interviewed, I watch - [G4TV]

16 pictures of creative car cakes - [DJ Mick]

One of the hottest secretaries you will ever see - [Cavemancircus]

There are seven levels to a bar hook up - [Guyism]

Counter Strike might be the sexiest game ever invented - [Attuworld]

No one knows what’s going on in this commercial - [Sublimeblog]

Five inappropriate situations to Twitter - [Collegehumor]

Some of the best badasses in history - [Mademan]

Soccer reporter gets absolutely drilled here - [Epic Carnival]

Look at the girl on the left, period - [Deaddog]

The ultimate tailgating vehicle for sale - [Tastybooze]

Molly sims has turned into a serious actress - [Nextround]

The huge boobed “Wendy Comattente” resurrected - [HGOM]

Click on the photo for Alessandra Ambrosio in various bikinis

Victoria’s Secret sure has it all figured out. They take babes like Alessandra Ambrosio and Emanuela de Paula, ship them to St. Bart’s, put them in bikinis, take pictures of them, take pictures of people taking pictures of them and send them to sites like us.  Hell of a marketing tool.

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The Madness

Six people who turned their homes into death traps - [Cracked]

The internet is 40-years-old, yes 40 - [Asylum]

Some of the weirdest (yet awesome) stuff you’ll see today - [Ehowa]

Oregon State drunk makes an epic beer pong table -  [The Chive]

Trojan condoms presents “The Coffee Guy” - [Atom]

Divorce cakes to ease you back into being single - [Nextround]

Elderly people get into a fight with drunk chicks - [Totally Crap]

Yes, we’re still gonna show sexy Halloween costumes - [Holytaco]

Please give me the Krystle Lina experience - [HGOM]

Sexy Sophie Monk as a Halloween hottie - [Attuworld]

By far the hottest girls on the internet last week - [Flabber]

Be careful, Weird Al just might give you a call - [Bullzeye]

Ten awesome video game mashups - [Cavemancircus]

The dorkiest picnic table in the universe - [Top Cultured]

Olivia Munn becomes a zombie - [G4TV]

I would let Lauren Grace kick me in the balls - [Gorillamask]

These cats are insane - [Cityrag]

Britt Honey is a red head I would enjoy the company of - [Flisted]

This is by far the best picture you will see today - [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more awesome sexy T-shirts

Yet again we are faced with one of these total bullshit moments in life.  You are forced to laugh at a girl’s shirt no matter how dumb it is because why?  Because she’s hot.  Although the chick above has an awesome shirt.

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The Madness

A robber gives his victim a nice big hug - [Totally Crap]

Turns out people find fursuits somewhat sexy - [G4TV]

A touching children’s book written while high - [Cracked]

Seven real movie titles that sound like porn - [Asylum]

Dita Von Teese is sexy in that old school sort of way - [Holytaco]

Sienna Miller looking “leggy” on Broadway - [Ns4w]

Panty dropping in England? - [Brobible]

13 awesome ways to trick out your Macbook - [Top Cultured]

When Cheryl Tweedy performs live, I watch - [Epiccarnival]

Katie Price, her boobs, and a ridiculous book signing - [Attuworld]

You’ll have to see this video to believe it - [Flabber]

Sharon Stone now looks like an old lesbian - [Cityrag]

A recap of the last four Victoria’s Secret fashion shows - [Cavemancircus]

Win a chance to punch a Kardashian - [Flisted]

Six ways the internet has f’ed up your life - [Regretfulmorning]

Maria Venus is one of the hottest out there - [Gorillamask]

Surfing the internet makes you smarter - [Mademan]

Breaching men’s room etiquette - [Gunaxin]

Vegas goes pink, whatever that means - [Bullzeye]

Click on the photo to see more real Russian brides

This is pretty wild stuff here. The site is hotrussianbrides [dot] com and houses the hottest young Russian and Ukranian women looking for husbands. Nope, this is not a joke. If you have the money, you can place an order.

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The Madness

Seven horrifying moments from kids movies - [Cracked]

Yup, I’d cut off my hand for a night with Lisa Guerrero - [Holytaco]

Approaching women and getting physical - [Bullzeye]

I would definitely take a little piece of Mindy Karuk - [Gorillamask]

Pamela Anderson rubs it in Nicole Eggert’s face - [Don Chavez]

Another fine episode of Backshift Babes - [DJ Mick]

Six-Year-Old boy floats away in his own bubble aircraft - [Brobible]

Seven chick flicks that were turned badass - [Topcultured]

Playboy girls help sexify Halloween costumes - [Asylum]

Sometimes marijuana makes you do crazy stuff - [Attuworld]

10 awesome “you’re not my father” videos - [Cavemancircus]

Actresses that served it up hot (AKA waitresses) - [Egotvonline]

Five pretty awesome ways to terrify your friends - [Mademan]

This girl is in college?  Wow, talk about a super senior - [Collegehumor]

The best threesome you’ll see in a while - [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Tyra Banks exposes herself more than we think - [Cityrag]

They’re actually calling this the rape tunnel? - [Flisted]

Probably my favorite Brazilian bikini model - [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more hotties like this

I think my Monday, no, my entire week has been ruined by this picture.  You look at the top half and it literally does nothing.  But good God you look at the bottom half and it’s like my whole head goes into a spin that I just can’t break.  I’m drunk, but I’m not drunk.  Dammit.

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The Madness

Hayden’s Lesbian kiss could save the show “Heroes” - [Asylum]

Google earth is mostly used for bullshit, like cleavage - [Cracked]

This might be the sexiest cheerleader picture of all time - [Funtasticus]

How the hell is Russell Brand doing Katy Perry? - [Don Chavez]

Enjoy a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger - [Cavemancircus]

Mayra Veronica makes the world a better place - [On205th]

Make sure you look before you do the Lambeau leap - [Brobible]

A massive paint fight with sexy chicks is always fun - [Attuworld]

In case you’ve never seen a tushy pyramid before - [HGOM]

Check out who the latest guest model is - [Bullzeye]

Who is the latest cute college girl? - [Collegehumor]

The ten trashiest American pasttimes - [Gunaxin]

Football fan possessed by Satan just before the game - [Flisted]

The weirdest Eminem photoshops I’ve ever seen - [Cityrag]

Get a load of this one man band - [Gorillamask]

You guys all know how I feel about Rosie Jones - [Holytaco]

Top 10 pop culture last supper parodies - [Nextround]

I’d love to spend quality time with Ashley Greene - [Epiccarnival]

Click on the photo for more chicks like this

And why not start off your Monday with some girls that you’ll never meet, never get drunk with, and never get to take advantage of even though they seem like the exact candidate that would meet these characteristics.  Oh well, you suck.

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The Madness

Twenty five hilarious roller coaster photos - [Holytaco]

The good, bad and ugly when it comes to pinup calendars - [Asylum]

The WTF Adventures of Batman - [Cracked]

Hottie Sports reporter Ines Sainz is back in a bikini - [Bustedcoverage]

Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive - [NS4W]

11 Reasons you should stop poo pooing the WNBA - [11 Points]

I’m not really sure if these are photoshopped - [The Chive]

Padma Lakshmi may be pregnant but she’s still hot - [DJ Mick]

It’s the hardly working rookie of the year - [Collegehumor]

And now for some UK white trash - [Blog of Hilarity]

A Lovely gallery of Brazilian hotties - [Attuworld]

The top five ways to chug a beer - [Brobible]

The most annoying commercial jingles of all time - [Supertremendous]

Is the Underboob a better thing than cleavage? - [Gunaxin]

Mariah Carey seems to slip through her shirt a lot - [Cityrag]

Let’s face it, Tila Tequila is really hot - [Celebrity Odor]

This is the best softball jersey of all time - [Nextround]

This guy definitely messed with the wrong monkey - [Break]

It’s really quite disturbing how hot Vanessa Raia is

I trust that all of you had a wonderful weekend.   Gee, my Monday is starting off real well.  I’m sitting in Temple right now.  Yes, I’m fasting.  And no, I don’t have a laptop on or anything.  I wrote this on Friday while I was completely hung over from the U2 Concert.  God Vanaessa Raia is hot.

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The Madness

The Bruce Willis Acting Method - [Cracked]

Sexy triathlete auctions herself off for dinner - [Withleather]

Does sex improve athletic performance? - [The Big Lead]

When the Dalai Lama receives a fist bump - [Asylum]

Romanian hotties winds up owning Kirk Cameron - [NS4W]

The Tokyo game show looking like an awesome event - [G4TV]

Victoria Lopyreva was Miss Russia and is really hot - [On205th]

Cell phone failures in horror movies - [Blog of Hilarity]

Nicole Eggert has been cast on Celebrity fit club - [Don Chavez]

The battle of Audrina Patridge vs. Kristen Cavallari - [Attuworld]

Hottest news reporter ever holds a pink gun - [Flabber]

Why very intelligent men fail with women - [Bullzeye]

Megan Fox and that Amanda chick are still making out - [Brobible]

Stacey Michelle certainly gets my blood boiling - [Flisted]

Advanced lesson in college bong making - [Cityrag]

Cassie Colvin had one sexy photoshoot - [Sublime Blog]

Twenty five awesome fake movie brands - [Gunaxin]

70 awesome pictures of Eva Mendes - [Cavemancircus]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Another week, another batch of unknown goodness.  I hope all the Jewish folk had a wonderful holiday new year weekend.  I know I did.  My brisket came out beautifully and my matzoh ball soup was to die for.  Plus I’m really good looking.  So that helps.

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The Madness

The 10 Most Obnoxious cell phone callers - [Cracked]

The saddest male models in the world - [The Chive]

Chris Berman’s daughter: kind of hot - [Bustedcoverage]

Breathing sex doll might eliminate need for girlfriend - [Asylum]

Keep that f*&king chicken! - [Maxim]

Booze and boobs with Carmen Electra - [Gunaxin]

Heidi Klum loves her boobs and so do I - [Cityrag]

Pictures of people the day after a big party - [Attuworld]

Jesikah Maximus really is like the maximum chick - [On205th]

Robot gives the copy machine a lap dance - [The Bachelor Guy]

I will never ever get tired of Kim Kardashian - [Epic Carnival]

Some of the hottest NFL wives and girlfriends - [Mademan]

A marine recruitment video that actually might work - [Nextround]

An awesome lightning storm caught on tape - [Cavemancircus]

Somaya Reece is extremely busty - [Flisted]

In case you missed the glorious boobalas of Thursday - [Funtasticus]

Oktober fest is brewing in Seattle - [Tastybooze]

Six of America’s greatest fast food contributors - [Regretfulmorning]