Click on the photo for the Missouri Hooter’s Bikini Car Wash

The Bikini Car Wash team from the Springfield, Missouri Hooters continues to cool off this summer with its weekly sudsing of random cars. And thankfully, a dedicated photographer had been there to document their work.

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The Madness

Only in Paris, Hot Naked Chick walking down the street - [The Chive] (SFW)

A Gallery of balls hitting people in the face - [Holytaco]

This might be the best waterslide ever - [Nuts]

The Five most hated creatures on the planet - [Cracked]

Most men prefer food to sex - [Asylum]

And who wouldn’t love watching Megan Fox get groped? - [Cityrag]

One of the worst (and lamest) freakouts ever - [Withleather]

The hottest Jemimah I’ve ever seen - [Sublime Blog]

Hollywood heavy hitters going toe to toe - [Bullzeye]

The top ten sexiest German girls - [Attuworld]

This is one of the weirdest robots I’ve ever seen - [Flabber]

Setting the celebrity twitterers straight - [Don Chavez]

In case you missed the tremendous Thursday cans - [Funtasticus]

Too soon for a Michael Jackson cartoon and jokes? - [DJ Mick]

The greatest iPhone icons ever - [Tastybooze]

I will never get tired of Katie Price boob grabbing - [The Grumpiest]

A host of angry letters from Michael Bay - [Screenjunkies]

In case you missed all the sexy ladies of the week - [Takeareport]

Another episode of Zero to Slut in 60 Seconds - [Atom]

Click on the photo for more Erotica LA photos

Recently the Erotica LA convention was just held.  Let’s just stop right there.  May I please go to an adult convention already?  I’ve been harping on this for over 10 years now.  What is my medical malfunction here?  Dammit I have to go to one of these.

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That would be Jihad Hotties to you - [COED Magazine]

What’s the most creative way to smuggle drugs? - [Asylum]

Imagine surfing this close to a shark - [Terra]

Ex Biker caught with 372 lbs of Marijuana - [Withleather]

The Pussycat Dolls like to wear bikinis - [The Grumpiest]

Vacation pictures with Audrina Patridge - [Don Chavez]

Every mustache if ever worn by Mario - [Nextround]

MSNBC encourages you to have creepy sex - [Blog of Hilarity]

Monica Bellucci’s Harry Potter cleavage - [Cameltap]

Turns out that women are scaring men off sex - [Spike]

I didn’t know there was a healing power to tobacco - [Bullzeye]

I’ll read anything called “Boobs for Beer” - [Attuworld]

Olivia Munn isn’t nude but looks good in Playboy - [NS4W]

Songs no guy should ever have on their iPod - [The Bachelor Guy]

Malia Jones is quite attractive - [Sublime Blog]

The latest Caribbean bikini search model - [Barstool Sports]

Six Nasty ways their reusing human waste - [Cracked]

You have to admit Tila Tequila is pretty hot - [Flisted]

Topless celebrities caught on film - [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more Puerto Rican hotties

I will be flying to Hawaii in about a month to go on my honeymoon.  But after taking a look at this Puerto Rican gallery, I may have to reconsider.  It’s just not fair that there are women out there in this world.  Eh, screw it.  Give em a week and they’ll ruin your life.

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Another lovely rendition of Click-A-Chick- [Busted Coverage]

You really can’t compete with Diora Baird’s breasts - [Holytaco]

Britney Spears thonged ass bikini pictures - [The Grumpiest]

This guy will win the father of the year award - [Totally Crap]

Indian women can’t wear jeans anymore - [Blog of Hilarity]

Awesome big headed photoshops of celebrities - [Cityrag]

Good God the ladies of Spain in FHM - [Flisted]

The greatest motivational posters part 12 - [The Chive]

The best porn staches in pro sports - [The Bachelor Guy]

A terrifying psychological experiment with the Sims - [Cracked]

Oh boy, another hottest news reporter gal? - [Flabber]

Very strange zoom pictures of celebrities - [Attuworld]

Hugh Grant kicks camera man in the groin - [The Daily Fix]

Hot chicks and beers photo collection - [Sublime Blog]

Filling up the spank bank with your love - [Atom]

Flexible chicks always makes for a wonderful post - [Collegehumor]

Liu Xi Zuan is an Asian Temptress - [DJ Mick]

The worst athlete commercial of all time - [Gibbs12]

Boxing career that debuts against a postal worker - [The Angry T]

How to tell if they’re fake - [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more moments in rain delay

Our boys at With Leather have come up with a lovely concept.  It’s a new widget designed to promote articles from lesser men like myself.  So thanks guys.  One of those articles happens to be a hot chick getting rained on.

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Valentina Dessi is THE international hottie of the day - [Doubleviking]

Sex Acronyms the DHS still doesn’t know about - [Asylum]

If they left out the bullshit in Terminator Salvation - [Cracked]

The seven best foods to eat when you’re stoned - [Holytaco]

Kim Kardashian’s ass from many angles to enjoy - [Celebrity Odor]

Eva Longoria looks decent in a bikini - [NS4W]

The Korean police are my new favorite dance team - [Nextround]

A very solid episode of the “Dating Coach” - [Collegehumor]

Dustin Hoffman stays fit by jerking off - [Don Chavez]

I don’t know what Han Solo P.I. is but I like it - [Attuworld]

Lindsay Lohan is “poking through” for all of us - [The Grumpiest]

Here’s a very good reason to hate the Chinese - [Blog of Hilarity]

Jamaican dance craze that can break your penis - [DJ Mick]

Beer and Boobs with Danielle Lloyd - [Gunaxin]

Pretty awesome beer pong trick shots - [Tastybooze]

Five summer beer tips from an American Patriot - [The Bachelor Guy]

The 5 most outrageous touchdown celebrations - [Brobible]

Making climax faces in MS Paint - [The Sublime Blog]

Ice breakers for starting up women conversations - [Bullzeye]

Click on the photo for the best cheerleader prank ever

Poop.  Yes Poop.  Three students allegedly broke into another student’s locker.  One of the three reportedly filled a sock with her feces and smeared it on the inside of the vandalized locker, ruining the clothes and contents of the locker.

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What happens when you ignore your dog - [Holytaco]

Ridiculously hot glamour model Jewel Santini - [COED Magazine]

A family tree of the fox news crime syndicate - [Cracked]

Gentleman’s guide to being a classy drunk - [Asylum]

Sexy coed skateboards in her underwear - [Withleather]

A nightmare on E Street - [Atom]

What happens when hot girls walk in quick sand? - [Attuworld]

Not all boats float…just so you know - [Funtasticus]

Jessica Biel’s ass always impresses - [The Grumpiest]

Sophie has two talents that are very eye pleasing - [Bullzeye]

Damn I forgot how hot Kristen Cavallari is - [NS4W]

Is this a real animal? - [Flabber]

What boobs look like when they’re nearing death - [Barstool Sports]

Check out the talent of the switch pitcher - [Gunaxin]

Check out this sponsorship fail - [Tastybooze]

Possibly the scariest bull fighting video ever - [Don Chavez]

Megan Fox’s nipple adjuster - [Cityrag]

There’s never anything wrong with hot sluts - [The Bachelor Guy]

I would like to wish everyone a very happy and health Memorial Day.  Hopefully you are all enjoying your days off.  For those of you who are working I am sorry.

For those of you who are not, I’m glad you stopped by here today.  Posting will be a little light today (5 posts instead of 9) but tomorrow we’ll be back at full capacity.

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In the meantime here are 10 links to get you through the day

Enjoy

Angelina Christina’s Body is Mouth Watering - [Gorillamask]

Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? - [Bustedcoverage]

Six Ways that porn runs the world - [Cracked]

56 Insanely hot INdy Car Grid Girls - [COED Magazine]

What do ya know?  It’s Hotties in the Wild Time! - [Doubleviking]

Inner Monologue Of A Guy In His Car When Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” Comes On The Radio - [Holytaco]

Funny videos of people caught masturbating - [Manofest]

The local smokeshow of the day - [Barstool Sports]

The most annoying attendant of all time showdown - [Atom]

Porn may be best cure for low testosterone - [Asylum]

Click on the picture for more of Joakim enjoying St. Barts

Eh, I guess losing in the playoffs really isn’t that bad if you have cans in St. Barts like that waiting for you.  If you haven’t seen any of these pictures yet I highly recommend you peruse them.  I’m beginning to start to like this Noah guy.

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Are naked suits considered porn? - [Asylum]

A porn watcher’s nightmare comes true - [Spike]

Luisa Fernanda Raigosa is one sexy Colombian - [Doubleviking]

Jenny McCarthy:  Perfect blend of fame and stupid - [Cracked]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on a sexy mission - [NS4W]

Gemma Atkinson looking busty as usual in Z00 - [Flisted]

Of all the rapper’s wives I want to “hit,” Coco is the most hittable - [Totally Crap]

Even non-athletes are denying using steroids - [The Bachelor Guy]

20 Fat people dressed as superheroes - [Manofest]

It’s the drunk girl hair trick - [City Rag]

Check out Youtube’s collection of worst parents - [Current]

The sexy cute college girl of the week - [College Humor]

The Gynecologists like to play doctor - [Atom]

The sexy BBQ Stand Mannequin - [Don Chavez]

What in the hell is this picture? - [Attuworld]

Some incredibly ridiculous basketball tricks - [Blog of Hilarity]

This elephant clearly knows where to look - [Dead Dog]

English women in Croatia can party - [Demonicious] (some NSFW shots)

Click on the photo for more sexy Megan Fox

Look, I don’t know whether Megan Fox is sincere in all her sexual discussions in interviews or not.  I think it’s built up to a point where no matter how terrible she might be in the sack (which is impossible) her dialogue alone would cause most any man to be finished before they even hit the bead.

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Corpse Art accused of being medical porn - [Asylum]

A very deserving winner of the high street honey contest - [FHM]

The 8 most eff’ed up moments in MMA - [Cracked]

Ladies and gentlemen, Michelle Marsh is back! - [COED Magazine]

Fat girls, BJs and a grumpy couple in the sky - [Atom]

The latest in Adult Friendfinder escapades - [Holytaco]

Rihanna Storms NYC in her panties - [Cityrag]

Gisele showing lots of cleavage at some charity - [Spike]

You may want to watch the Pissbusters - [Collegehumor]

Answering a woman’s sticky questions - [Bullzeye]

Early 90s British kids are awesome - [Blog of Hilarity]

Lindsay Lohan strips down to her undies - [The Grumpiest]

Miss California now Miss Porn Star? - [Flisted]

Possibly the hottest weather girl ever - [On205th]

The single best motivation for detention - [Don Chavez]

The Caribbean bikini model search is fun - [Barstool Sports]

In Russia, girls do no wear underpants - [Gunaxin]

I will always take sage advice from Mr. T - [OMG Blog]

There are no words to describe this picture - [Attuworld]

Being a politician is hard - [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more Candice Michelle

Call me crazy but the way Candice looks in this picture is as if she’s aging just a bit and a sex tape just might be on its way.   I couldn’t think of a better contestant for “The Cougar” than Candice.   Although I think she might be married.  Oh well.

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The douchiest of the douchey - [Cityrag]

So Miss California, which bust is better? - [Spike]

A Kentucky Derby Photo Essay (lots of butts) - [Bustedcoverage]

Poor Adam West has to have a garage sale - [OMG Blog]

Your girlfriend doesn’t feel guilty about cheating on you - [Asylum]

Jessica Simpson’s big boobs stuff in a tube top - [The Grumpiest]

Heidi Whatney might be the hottest sports caster - [Barstool Sports]

The obnoxious melodies medley - [College Humor]

If this is cellulite then please sign me up - [Don Chavez]

The Swine Flu scare ads from 1976 - [The Bachelor Guy]

I’m gonna stare you down to Chinatown - [Atom]

Nicole Fiore is a scream queen superstar - [Gunaxin]

Navy Men are good at their jobs - [Blog of Hilarity]

What attracts women sexually? - [Bullzeye]

The luckiest crocodile I’ve ever seen - [Humorpass]

A Potato gun outsmarts everyone - [Withleather]

The Greatest Minute in movie history - [Brobible]

How to become a vampire - [Attuworld]

Tupac fooled us all, he’s back - [Tastybooze]