Let me tell you something I’m starting to learn about beauty pageants.  It’s actually a very depressing thing.  The hottest girls in the competition rarely win.  But people, audiences out there, wouldn’t you think that at least the Hawaiian Tropic competitions would yield some serious talent?

Don’t get me wrong, the winners are all attractive in their own right.  But I’ve rummaged through Flickr archives for local events and have seen some ridiculously hot girls out there.  Hell I’ve made posts about some of these events.

How these women don’t make it to the pedestal is beyond me.  I’m assuming that brains, and not only braun fall into play.  And that’s just a crying shame.

In any event, here are the last 10 Miss Hawaiian Tropic International winners.  Next week we’ll examine the USA for much better results.

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While Kristin Kreuk could easily be qualified as a “She’s Uncoachable” girl I figured that “Marriage Material” was more fitting. She’s just so ridiculously pretty that I get one look at her and it’s not a “man I’d like to hit that” vibe.

It’s more of a “man I’d like to spend the rest of my life with her” vibe. Kristen is of Dutch and Chinese descent hence why her face is so unique. And by unique I mean better looking that 99.9% of the population.

When she’s not calming down Clark Kent on Smallville, she’s busy planning our Chinese wedding.

Kristen’s Kryptonite after the jump

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For those of you who don’t know Minka Kelly, she plays Lyla Garrity, a high school cheerleader on the show “Friday Night Lights.” As you can see, Minka has that “could I spend the rest of my life catering to your every need?” kind of look. I’m curious if she’s as sweet in person as she looks on camera.

Oddly enough she’s dated Donald Faison and John Mayer so that can’t be great. Toss in Chris Evans though, he’s a cool dude. And yes, she’s even had some Hollywood upskirt time. I don’t know man, all this upskirting. Stop playing the game ladies.

I know I can get through to the real you Minka. I know I can.

Pictures after the jump

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You guys might remember Carla Gugino as the gorgeous parole officer who showed us her phenomenal rack in Sin City.

I however, will never forget her as the older 9th grader love interest of Zack Morris in “Saved by the Bell.”

Whether it’s taking your top off in black and white or flirting with cute little Zacky Poo, Carla Gugino is certainly worthy of holy matrimony.

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I can’t say I’m a giant fan of these new names for females. Leighton? What the hell is Leighton? Myle? Skyler? Shilo? Apple? Whatever happened to names like Lauren or Karen? I’ll even take a Beth once in a while.

Anyway, despite her weird name, Leighton Meester is most certainly marriage worthy.

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She’s probably a reason that Mercury sales can rise in a region, (amongst other rising things) and also a reason that I’d like to have children some day.

Jill Wagner’s got that inviting look. I feel like I’d get more aroused asking her to pick up the kids from school in the Mercury Wagoneer than if she said “I’m going to do things to you tonight..you have no idea.”

OK, perhaps that’s a complete lie but I like it anyway. If you want to see her more check out “Atlantis” on the Sci Fi Channel and you can always peruse her Myspace Profile.

I Love this Woman

Yes that’s right, Jane Seymour. If her IMDB Profile is correct we’d have Jane Seymour listed as 57 years old. That’s simply incredible. In one respect I’m pretty sure I’d still hit it (at least after seeing “Wedding Crashers,” when she was 54).

In another, I’d be totally pumped if Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman were looking after my newborn child. I’m very confused right now.

Don’t forget that Seymour was also a Bond girl back in the day. She’s got the credentials and skills to be up here. Let’s just keep on motorboating Mrs. Seymour.

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I know some people are on the fence about Anne Hathaway. I also somehow used to confuse her with Emmy Rossum, the virginal looking poster child for a Neutrogena ad actress. But that all changed when I saw that Hathaway seemed to always wear something revealing. Hathaway just seemed to have a hint at seduction and sex appeal. Just enough to be my bride.

How it Changed and Pictures after the jump 

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“For $4,000 we’ll make this the best pledge party you’ve ever had boys”

Man I wish I had gone to college there. The Stony Brook Paper reports that a high ranking official has been indicted on charges of being part of a far-reaching call girl ring at the University.

Apparently students were not part of the ring but “early indications are that he used Stony Brook student’s tuition money and athletic fees for his conniving corruption.”

The ring was called Stony Brook Club VIP and escorts were ranked through a GPA system, 4.0 being the highest.

My Thoughts on This Matter After the Jump

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