For those of you who don’t know Minka Kelly, she plays Lyla Garrity, a high school cheerleader on the show “Friday Night Lights.” As you can see, Minka has that “could I spend the rest of my life catering to your every need?” kind of look. I’m curious if she’s as sweet in person as she looks on camera.

Oddly enough she’s dated Donald Faison and John Mayer so that can’t be great. Toss in Chris Evans though, he’s a cool dude. And yes, she’s even had some Hollywood upskirt time. I don’t know man, all this upskirting. Stop playing the game ladies.

I know I can get through to the real you Minka. I know I can.

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You guys might remember Carla Gugino as the gorgeous parole officer who showed us her phenomenal rack in Sin City.

I however, will never forget her as the older 9th grader love interest of Zack Morris in “Saved by the Bell.”

Whether it’s taking your top off in black and white or flirting with cute little Zacky Poo, Carla Gugino is certainly worthy of holy matrimony.

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I can’t say I’m a giant fan of these new names for females. Leighton? What the hell is Leighton? Myle? Skyler? Shilo? Apple? Whatever happened to names like Lauren or Karen? I’ll even take a Beth once in a while.

Anyway, despite her weird name, Leighton Meester is most certainly marriage worthy.

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She’s probably a reason that Mercury sales can rise in a region, (amongst other rising things) and also a reason that I’d like to have children some day.

Jill Wagner’s got that inviting look. I feel like I’d get more aroused asking her to pick up the kids from school in the Mercury Wagoneer than if she said “I’m going to do things to you tonight..you have no idea.”

OK, perhaps that’s a complete lie but I like it anyway. If you want to see her more check out “Atlantis” on the Sci Fi Channel and you can always peruse her Myspace Profile.

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“The Next Mrs. Landers” is now gone and Marriage Material will replace it. Thank you. So here’s Gina Gershon. You’re either into the feline, cat-like look or you’re not.

I for one am infatuated with Gina Gershon. Ever since I saw the movie “Cocktail” where she played Coral I wanted to walk down the aisle with her. For the record she’s 45, doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks of her, sings hard rock and has done lesbian scenes in movies.

And if that’s not enough, her lips (very uncoached by the way) should easily make anyone want to spend the rest of their lives with her.

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You guys might be wondering “Kim Kardashian?” How in the world is Kim Kardashian marriage material? Allow me to explain. This article is a good example of how ridiculous this is. Why in the world do you publicize this stuff? Here’s why.

She’s a priss, yes. She’s a blowhard, fine. She’s got that huge butt (which I love by the way). She’s a total nightmare in every sense of the word. Kim Kardashian is easily one of the most dramatic, spoiled little queens out there.

But you know what? With all that drama, and all that booty in your face the marriage would never get stale, and it would take years to get tired of the sex. Works for me.
(P.S. I just think she’s really hot and I’d probably wind up hitting her in the face at some point)

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Yes that’s right, Jane Seymour. If her IMDB Profile is correct we’d have Jane Seymour listed as 57 years old. That’s simply incredible. In one respect I’m pretty sure I’d still hit it (at least after seeing “Wedding Crashers,” when she was 54).

In another, I’d be totally pumped if Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman were looking after my newborn child. I’m very confused right now.

Don’t forget that Seymour was also a Bond girl back in the day. She’s got the credentials and skills to be up here. Let’s just keep on motorboating Mrs. Seymour.

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I know some people are on the fence about Anne Hathaway. I also somehow used to confuse her with Emmy Rossum, the virginal looking poster child for a Neutrogena ad actress. But that all changed when I saw that Hathaway seemed to always wear something revealing. Hathaway just seemed to have a hint at seduction and sex appeal. Just enough to be my bride.

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