Click on the photo to view more of Pinder’s week that was

Where the English lack in cuisine, they more than make up for it in ridiculously sexy babes, like super-glamour-model, Lucy Pinder. This busty bombshell has appeared in pretty much every men’s magazine ever, and continues to be one of the hottest glamour models on the planet.

More glamour hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

More slutty girls in slutty costumes: A glance - [Cracked]

Want weirdness, boobs, crazy stories?  You got it - [Ehowa]

The exposed breast exam video is what it sounds like - [Asylum]

The hardest pop warner hit of all time - [Don Chavez]

Supermodels take it off for climate change - [Epic Carnival]

Christopher Walken performs “poker face” - [College Humor]

I would certainly like a cup of Heather Jo - [Gorilla Mask]

If you want to start smoking cigars, here’s how - [Mademan]

Check out the trailer for “sexual activity” - [Attuworld]

Kelly Karloff makes me want to be single again - [Bullzeye]

When celebrities turn into monsters…literally - [Cityrag]

Moon Bloodgod’s sort of topless Terminator scene - [Screenjunkies]

Santa Auzina’s name is hot enough, let alone her - [Sublime Blog]

Inspired costume ideas for the slutty chick in your life - [Nextround]

I do enjoy cute young Jersey girls - [HGOM]

Alessandra Ambrosio and her caribbean bikinis - [Brobible]

Jessica Celeste is very busty, period - [Flisted]

Click on the photo to successfully write erotic fiction

Cracked lists all the important steps to writing great Erotic Fiction, everything that separates the un-publishable from the publishable. Follow these instructions and, in no time, you’ll write something so great it’ll make The Way of a Man with a Maid look like The Lustful Turk!

More eroticness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Porn star Sunny Leone arrives for a sexy photo shoot - [Asylum]

A collection of the greatest news headlines ever - [The Chive]

A pretty crappy place to put a sticker - [Top Cultured]

I always love a hot geek: babes of Sci-Fi - [Maxim]

Amber Heard looked pretty good in FHM - [NS4W]

Believe me, you’ll like the women you find here - [Zootoday]

Want to see what NSFW pumpkins look like? - [Regretfulmorning]

The best shirt Katy Perry could ever wear - [Don Chavez]

Now this is what I would call bodypainting - [Attuworld]

Always fun to see a little nipple slip accident - [Cityrag]

Seanna Mitchell looks amazing on her motorcycle - [Flisted]

By far the hottest way to sell bricks - [Funasticus]

Ten of history’s unknown badasses - [Mademan]

You don’t want to miss the goods of Hannah Hilton - [Sublime Blog]

They call her Jackie S and she wears small bikinis - [Gorillamask]

This girl will kick your 2-year-old’s ass - [Deaddog]

The Obi-Wan uncut video exclusive - [Nextround]

Now this is one skanky little Jersey Girl - [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more hot girls goin’ gangsta

New Jersey residents aside, few creatures on Earth possess the ability to make complete jackasses of themselves more than young white females.  Not that I anything against them, by any means, but they sure do know how to act like idiots. And one of the best examples of this is their proclivity towards “going gangster.”

For just plain hot girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Sex, Drugs, and Scandal on the set of Full House - [Cracked]

Israeli basketball coach refused to leave after ejection - [Sports by Brooks]

Is Olivia Wilde better blond or brunette? - [The Chive]

A collection of hot Spike babes honoring Sci-Fi - [NS4W]

Hot chicks at the rehab pool party - [Cavemancircus]

The best Christmas present for your wife - [Theospark]

Halle Berry squeeze her boobies - [Cityrag]

Slim Shady Trek is exactly what it sounds like - [Flabber]

Hot Spanish TV presenter Berta Collado Rivera - [Epiccarnival]

Do you hate women too? - [Attuworld]

New Concept:  Eco-Friendly whore house - [Asylum]

I guess people on the internet dislike Nickelback - [Tastybooze]

It’s the hot nerdy girl Olivia Munn again - [Mademan]

One of the best lead pictures I’ve ever seen - [Funtasticus]

Comedy show “The Office” causes a prison fight - [Flisted]

Remember that Oklahoma crying sorority girl? - [Barstool Sports]

Spongebob Squarepants is not just for kids - [Bullzeye]

Mia Lai definitely makes my pants bulge a bit - [Gorillamask]

Click on the photo to see the best of college football

There are multiple reasons to love college football and clearly this photo is one of them.  But kiddies, there’s a whole lot more and my buddies at Busted Coverage got some awesome user submitted photos you might want to take a look at.

For female reasons check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

The historic unimportance of hippies - [Cracked]

If ESPN can have body issue, Maxim can have a booty issue - [Maxim]

Jenna Bentley gives me a tingle in my pants - [Gorillamask]

Porn star Sasha Grey makes health care sexy - [Asylum]

When males get caught looking at female parts - [The Chive]

When hot chicks play video games - [Cavemancircus]

The greatest books adapted into movies - [Supertremendous]

The very talented and very busty latin weather girl - [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

The top twelve celebrity boobs - [Cityrag]

Kristen Bell’s legs looked awesome on late night TV - [Ns4W]

Now this is one chick I could settle down with - [Theospark]

Sexy little Filipina temptress Ms. Melyssa - [HGOM]

When you get passed at 160 mph - [Collegehumor]

The 20 funkiest TV theme songs - [Gunaxin]

Emily Scott is Australia’s sexiest woman - [Brobible]

Six signs that she wants to be more than friends - [Mademan]

Do you realize how hot Jessica Jane Clement is? - [Epiccarnival]

Playboy’s (new) girls of next door are back - [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo to view more of Gemma Atkinson

Man, talk about a woman who just decided “yup, I’m going to be ridiculously hot and rich.”  I mean she’s really taken it to the next level huh?  Good for her.  That’s all I have to say.  Good for her.

More “good for her” girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Seven crazy secrets only two living people know - [Cracked]

Five insane movie characters you’d still have sex with - [Asylum]

An 11-year-old leads cop on a drunken chase - [Blog of Hilarity]

The ten greatest game show hosts of all time - [Supertremendous]

I sure do like Katrina Bowden’s bikini candids - [NS4W]

This has got to be the best hot tub ever - [The Chive]

Most ironically banned books of all time - [11 Points]

A very awkward hot girl optical illusion - [Don Chavez]

When bikini girls man a coffee drive thru - [Cavemancircus]

I would love to read an interview with Screech - [Attuworld]

You should all know how hot Maria Menounos is - [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Sure I’d have some alone time with Laura Crosby - [Sublime Blog]

I guess the unicorn costume was a bad idea - [Nextround]

A very sexy Persian model Chloe Hemmat - [Flisted]

An insane Twilight reaction vide - [Collegehumor]

When people put pot on their pizza - [Cityrag]

Sexy glamour model Michelle Tasatti - [HGOM]

Shirtless sports fans who shouldn’t be shirtless - [Regretful Morning]

Click on the photo for you know, more photos like this

Can you even imagine that night?  Like what were these three girls doing?  I swear to God if there were 3 dorky guys there who got laid because of too much alcohol I might be the most jealous person on earth.  I need a drink.

More drink girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

At least someone consoled this drunk Iowa chick - [Bustedcoverage]

Paula Santos is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

When the internet owns mainstream media - [Cracked]

Bikini Baristas are having sex for money - [Asylum]

Man likes to sing inside the toilet - [Flabber]

The naughtiest boxing babes you’ve seen - [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Two lobsters get into a knife fight - [Break]

Sandra Bullock trashes Germany remix - [Collegehumor]

The best links that you missed this week - [Othercrap]

Pamela Anderson looking “who knows” on the catwalk - [Attuworld]

When Stacy Keibler looks at me like that, I like it - [Cavemancircus]

Get a load of the food at Oktoberfest - [Brobible]

Britney Spears needs an adjustment - [Cityrag]

Alaskan Kickboxing hottie Trisha Marie - [HGOM]

A bunch of sexy amateur chicks doing fun stuff - [Funtasticus]

Bring all your unemployed mouths - [Blog of Hilarity]

I sure do enjoy Miss California Tami Ferrell - [Epic Carnival]

The best celebrity boobs of the last decade - [Gunaxin]

The best kind of bra is the hand bra - [Regretfulmorning]

Click on the photo to see how to become a top model

When it comes to what it takes to become a High-Fashion Model, Tyra Banks and America’s Next Top Model seem to have a different opinion than the rest of the fashion world.  And Cracked has come up with that fine opinion.

More opinions at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Heidi Klum in suspenders (and nothing else) - [COED Magazine]

Why do Men’s magazines censor nudity? - [Asylum]

Now this is a badass store clerk, check it out - [Break]

Check out these beautiful beer bottle labels - [Cool Material]

Who are the ten hottest women of the web? - [G4TV]

A collection of hot chicks that could kick your ass - [Bullzeye]

Audrina Patridge looking hot in Maxim - [NS4W]

The Ultimate Bachelor Party Guide - [Mademan]

Booze and boobs with Carmen Electra - [Gunaxin]

Jay Z’s new video is worth a watch - [Smoking Section]

10 Really nasty looking arm wrestling accidents - [Caveman Circus]

A Serbian wedding turns X rated - [Attuworld]

Karen Bray looking unreal in a bikini - [Don Chavez]

Natalie Suliman looking nice in M&S Lingerie - [DJ Mick]

The latest advances in weed production - [Cityrag]

Do not, I repeat do not get into this man’s car - [Flisted]

Check out how hot Laura Champion is - [The Bachelor Guy]

A Fine collection of super shitty friends - [Collegehumor]

Fake therapist fired for offering “vagina” massages - [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo to view more of the girls from Hollyoaks

Gemma Atkinson appeared in British teen soap Hollyoaks and look what happened to her.  I guess we’ve forgotten about her acting skills and all we want to see are her boobs. The current girls of Hollyoaks want a slice of that male adoration pie and made their own Hollyoaks 2010 calendar.

More adoration pie at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

The best places to pick up women in the USA - [Mademan]

5 Woodstock facts hippies don’t want you to know - [Cracked]

USC vs. Ohio State had an incredible gameday sign - [Bustedcoverage]

Superhero lingerie is super hot - [Asylum]

Check out the skills of Roger Federer - [Flabber]

A gallery of 18 tasteless T-shirts - [Cityrag]

Looks like Elizabeth Hurley has still got it - [Epic Carnival]

The fun girls that your mom warned you about - [Deaddog]

Looks like Ron Jeremy has still got it - [Attuworld]

Shelly Rio’s legs would eat you alive - [Flisted]

Sophie Monk looking awesome in a bikini - [The Grumpiest]

A batch of links to get you through the day - [Takeareport]

Facebook mom really doesn’t understand Facebook - [Collegehumor]

The most awkward first sex talk ever - [Regretfulmorning]

Beer soaked steak and drunken chicken - [Bachelor Guy]

It’s always a good time to post Denise Milani - [Sublime Blog]

10 Pretty awesome tennis tantrums - [Cavemancircus]

The best little fat kid picture I’ve ever seen - [Gibbs12]

Hilary Duff might be a successful Lesbian - [Music Juice]

Click on the photo for more Emma Heming

Emma Heming is an extremely hot model who married Bruce Willis earlier in the year. She’s done everything from Victoria’s Secret, to Maxim, to numerous other big name magazines.  So she’s got that going for her….which is nice.

More nice things at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Proof that your Parents’ cartoons were retarded - [Cracked]

Sitting on Grandpa’s lap, the naughty way - [Doubleviking]

Jessica Barton doesn’t like to cover up much - [Gorillamask]

The hottest child stars all growns up - [Maxim]

Here are the official rules to being a gangster - [Asylum]

As usual, go here for buxom British babes - [Nuts]

A collection of very honest textbook titles - [Collegehumor]

Michelle Marsh looks quite good in stockings - [Regretfulmorning]

It’s the daily female objectification - [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you missed the amazing breasts of whenever - [Funtasticus]

Some people only choose to wrestle in gravy - [Attuworld]

Ten funny kiddie driver collisions - [Epic Carnival]

If you haven’t checked out Maya then you must - [Bullzeye]

If you want to start smoking cigars, here’s how - [Mademan]

Jennifer Love Hewitt in German FHM - [Totally Crap]

Demi Moore’s plastic surgery pictures - [Cityrag]

This is definitely a license plate keeper - [Tastybooze]

Pretty awesome sand animation - [Cavemancircus]