I’m a “mood” guy when it comes to women.  What that means is whenever I see a hot chick of a certain type (no matter what type) I then tend to gravitate towards that type for a little while until someone else catches my eye.  It’s kind of like porn.  Some days you might be into lesbian stuff whereas others you might be into some really sick stuff you don’t want to share with others.

Today?  Today I’m into tall chicks.  For no reason other than the fact that I just saw pictures of some female with extremely long legs and I couldn’t help imagine those legs wrapped around….my best friend.  You know, I’m married and all so I don’t have those thoughts about myself.

Perhaps I’ll get to a “short” list someday but for now, here are the top 15 hottest chicks over 6ft tall.

Continue Reading »

I’ve always had a fascination with the Germans.   I wonder if it’s because I’m Jewish and I have all this pent up energy with regards to the Holocaust.  I’m 99% sure that’s not the reason but perhaps I can tell myself it is.  I think it’s because of all the European countries out there, Germany’s culture seems to be most conducive to wild sex and drunkenness.

So naturally I have tended to gravitate towards Zee Germans in many of my porn searches throughout the years.  Speaking of searches, I decided to do a Youtube search on the term “Sexy Germans” and I was not disappointed.

Here are 8 solid results

Continue Reading »

I’m not sure if you’re like me but as I’ve gotten older my standards for amazingly hot women in porn have gone down considerably.  Perhaps it’s when you’re married, or perhaps it’s when you realize that we’re all basically the same when we’re under those sheets.  For whatever the reason, I think what gets me going is the dirtiness.

It’s not necessarily the fact that these women are so hot.  In fact, I will argue that most any average woman can be a turn on in a skin flick if given the right costume, make up, and willingness to do things you don’t normally see.   It’s reality.  That’s why there are markets for so many wacky fetishes out there.  Hot doesn’t always mean sexy or “get off” material.

And what happens when you take these pornstars and release them from their roles and fantasy?  You get normal looking chicks.

Here are some prime examples from names you might know

Continue Reading »

I mean let’s face it team, Holland is home to Amsterdam so you’ve gotta figure that there’s some serious partying is going on over there.  In fact, I think this should be some kind of running feature on this site.  I just wish I could give you guys the full report with my own camera.

It’d be nice to travel around the world, expense the trip on my own company, put the pics on the site, report about it, and then profit from that.  Wait a second.  What in the hell am I still doing here?  Seriously though, I’ll do my best to find party girls from as many countries as I can without actually having to travel to these places (sigh).

As I said before, Holland is home to some fun clubs and its fair of hot chicks.   I’ve managed to find pictures from a few different clubs and the girls will not let you down…

Continue Reading »

Every year it happens in January and every year I don’t have the balls to buy a ticket.  I, like many men out there have a fond relationship with porn.  It’s like it’s own life force if you will.   I am happy with porn.  I am angry with porn.  I 100% have a relationship with porn despite having never met a female pornstar.

Notice I said female.  When I was in college I went to a Dennis Rodman birthday party thing at this club called the Redroom.  And what did I wind up doing?  I hung out with Mr. Marcus the entire time.  This is a true story.  I still have the guy’s business card to this day.  On it read “Need Something?”  That guy is the man.  He’s also like 5 feet tall, a nice guy and he bought me at least 10 shots.

Ah college.  What a grand time.  Sorry guys.  I’m off the point.  Porn Stars.  That’s right.

Here are some great ones who were at this year’s AVN Awards

Continue Reading »

Well let me back track for a second here.  Perhaps the invention of any kind of under garment was a bad idea for women.  Um, let me back track again.  It would be a bad idea assuming all women were extremely attractive.  So let’s try this one again.  Nylons and Garters were fantastic inventions.

Actually now that I think about it, they tend make women look sexier even if they’re not too attractive.  Kind of like the same effect that bikini briefs have on me.  I’m like Fabio when I have those things on.

Jokes aside, it’s a real pleasure to see women wear these things.  So much so I’ve dedicated a whole gallery to the nylon and garter genre.

Continue Reading »

I would have to say that fishing is most certainly a man’s sport and hobby.   Granted plenty of women fish but I don’t see that many chicks on Bassmasters (not that I watch Bassmasters).   I don’t know.  I guess you guys kind of understand what I mean yes?  I should hope so.

However, this by no means infers that women don’t fish.  In fact,  I think it’s kind of badass to see women fish.  Well, as long as they’re really hot and not wearing that much clothing.

Luckily for all of us I’ve managed to find a multiplicity of pictures of sexy women who have taken an interest in fishing.  Aren’t you guys lucky?

Check it out after the jump

Continue Reading »

Seriously guys, just insert penis jokes across this entire article.   I’m not even going to attempt to hide anything (not as though I would need to).  You’ve all seen my article on when female celebrities put food in their mouths right?  Well, I’ve decided to take it a step further and get more specific.

No longer will I just do articles on all foods going into mouths and looking funny.  I’ll go so far as to pick out specific foods that look kind of funny and awesome to be put in a female’s mouth.

What’s even better is when the females have a good sense of humor about it.  And most girls you are about to see are troopers till the end….

Continue Reading »

We’re in the heart of winter.  It’s cold.  It’s annoying.  It sucks.  There’s just no two ways about it.  So what can we possibly do to cheer up?  Think of sex that’s what!  Come on fellas.  You guys know what you’re supposed to do when it’s cold.  You’re supposed to think about warm, tropical places and relaxation.

Well how about we try something new?  Try thinking about ski bunnies and exploring their slopes.  Think about fireplaces and tons of whiskey.  Think about sweaters or should I say sweater kittens that come off at a moments notice.

Still thinking about the cold?  Well if you are, these sexy skiing ladies will  help get you warmed up

Continue Reading »