Recently, Hooters girls competed in the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Fort Lauderdale.  More than 130 women from across the world competed in the annual contest.

So this essentially gave all the men in the audience yet another reason to leave their significant others.  While it may have lead some men to stray it simply baffled me.  Why?  Oh I don’t know.  Where are all these incredibly hot women in my neighborhood?

Why is that I can go online and find 1000 hot chicks in five seconds and yet I don’t see many in person?  Is there a conspiracy I don’t know about?

Oh yeah, on a side note. 75% of these girls are hotter than any famous actress.  Just thought I’d point that out.

Hooters contest after the jump

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Just when you think you’re running out of sexy girl video ideas you feel a yearning to watch a sexy wii fit video.  And then it dawns on you.  There’s gotta be tons of videos with hot chicks using a hula hoop right?  Why of course there are silly!  Just step right on in and have a look see.

That’s what I love about these hula hoop girls man.  I keep getting older, they don’t  stop the hoop until I say so.  That might have been the worst Dazed and Confused reference in the history of Dazed and Confused references.  I’d like to thank you all for reading that.

Let’s just get to the 10 sexiest hula hoop videos I could find

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I’ve been to a Hooters once in my entire life.  The year was 1998 and I was in Alabama.  I simply remember being a pledge in my fraternity and wearing a gigantic cowboy hat.  I felt like a total jackass.  And in that year, I don’t think Hooters was quite as established as it is today.  At least not from a waitress perspective.

Don’t get me wrong.  These waitresses were hot, but if you go to a Hooters today, word is you really get a bang for your buck.  In fact, many of these women take their jobs very seriously.

Just like strippers spend countless hours perfecting those pole moves, these Hooters waitresses have some serious skills.

Here are 10 awesome moments in Hooters waitresses

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Gotta thank twistedfocus for these shots.

Sometimes us writers have a hard time coming up with material every day. And it’s either one of two things when you can’t find a story: don’t write an article at all, or find something to put up there.

Today I was struggling a bit, but as usual, my savior came along: hot girls with fake breasts wearing bikinis.

Isn’t America great? By the way, hooters actually has a swimsuit contest schedule. What a nice gesture on their part.

Enjoy the ladies.

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