I wish there was an article about this. I was hoping that I’d catch it in some news story somewhere so I could reference it. But it was just me being nosy on the internet and poof, this magical gem appeared.

Honestly I can think of about 15000 captions to put under this but I want you, the readers, to come up with some of your best stuff. So please, feel free to comment on this “Into the Woods” ensemble.

God Bless America.

Man I’m gonna have fun with this article

You might remember this segment formally known as “I really don’t like the look on this guy’s face.” I’ve decided to change the title to something a little more honest. I mean let’s face it. As much as I don’t like their faces, what I really want to do is stomp those faces into the ground.

So with captions attached. Enjoy this collection of guys I’d like to be “out of the way.”

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Constipation, dorkiness, hemorrhoids, virgin, Battlestar Galactica, Fantasy Star….you get the picture. I want to kill this guy.

Welcome to another installment of “I really don’t like the look on this guy’s face.” Today I’ve searched far and wide to find another four pictures of guys who really need a good ass kicking.

To help me along the way I’ve used terms like “Annoying guy, drunk cowboy hat, putz, and schmuck.”

Here are the results

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Look buddy, I see what you’re doing here. You’re sitting at your computer trying to do the whole “whatever the hell you’re doing” face, but give it a rest.

Would anyone ever think this is even remotely funny? I mean even the Cyber dork at the other computer screen who’s using his webcam to get a cheap laugh at 3am? He’s probably thinking “pure douche.”

Considering the warm reception for our first, “I really don’t like the look on this guy’s face” post, having come across these winners, I had to squeeze this in today.

Enjoy our winners after the jump

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At first the middle guy would appear to be the obvious choice right? Wrong. It’s the guy on the right. Glasses, collar up and making that hand thing gesture? Really? If someone choked him to death at that moment I wouldn’t care.

I’ve decided to start a new segment entitled “I Really Don’t like the look on this guy’s face.” Every once in a while I’ll be bringing out 5 pictures of guys who really shouldn’t be allowed to get into any bar in all of America.

It would just be wrong. In addition to the blackballed appearances, they should each get slapped in the face a few times by all of us.

Here we go…

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