Click on the photo for 6 ways that porn rules

This world is rife with moral decay.  Doubters need only look to the vacant church pews and surging blog readership for confirmation.  That, and the fact that the porn industry utterly dominates all others.  But why?

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The Funbag

As if Joanna Krupa isn’t hot enough, now a sister? - [Withleather]

A 2-Year-Old Chinese kid is smoking - [Totally Crap]

Lucy Pinder is topless in Loaded - [EJB] (link to NSFW)

The Greatest PG-13 Nude scenes of all time - [Asylum]

Good God, Chaz Bono looks like Jonah Hill now - [Cityrag]

The best of the best of girls holding boobs - [HGOM]

Bar Refaeli kind of got naked for a video - [On205th]

I think that Cheryl Cole might be my favorite girl ever -[Cameltap]

The top ten sexy Wimbledon tennis players - [Attuworld]

Any video featuring Skeletor is cool to me - [Flabber]

Have lunch with Scarlett Johansson - [Don Chavez]

Good God I love hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]

Debbie Gibson looking pretty hot at 39 - [Celebrity Odor]

A funny gallery of white trash weddings - [Holytaco]

“Probe Fingers 1800 American Apparel Workers” - [Tastybooze]

Mastering the art of the hand bra - [Nextround]

The worst best man speech ever? - [Blog of Hilarity]

This is much better than buying her dinnner - [Bullzeye]

The funniest signs of the week - [The Chive]

Jaclyn Smith is still really hot - [Starpulse]

Click on the photo for an assortment of hotness

Nothing’s better than getting your Friday started with a collection of attractive women that you’ll never, ever get a chance to meet.  However I hope this revs you up to go out and try to have sex with a mediocre lass tonight.

More non mediocre lasses at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

The Koozbie, Also know as the Boob Koozie - [COED Magazine]

Regiane Brunqquell is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

I have to post something called “I hate my balls” - [Totally Crap]

New “Seven Incher” Burger King ad is a bit dirty - [Asylum]

If Everyday life was directed by Michael Bay - [Cracked]

How hot Marissa Miller is spreading her legs is disturbing - [Extramustard]

Terrell Owens does not care, period - [Withleather]

Good God Mirella Grisales is hot - [Cityrag]

Homeless girl is going to Harvard - [Blog of Hilarity]

Wait a minute, is that Re-Run doing stand up? - [Flabber]

They really have pet weddings?  Really? - [Attuworld]

Nataniele Ribeiro gives me a chubster - [DJ Mick]

Paulina Rubio is still incredibly sexy - [The Grumpiest]

Katy Perry is in Milan with the flu, and is naked - [Spike]

A collection of hot girls that will get you through this day - [HGOM]

Now this is what I call a ball jump - [Nextround]

Tips to conceal your boner at the beach - [Regretful Morning]

When you run into high maintenance hotties - [Bullzeye]

Pictures of people before they were music stars - [Gibbs 12]

Now this is what I call a sexy ad - [EJB]

Click on the photo for more girls that are wet

If there’s two things humans need to survive, it’s women, and water.  So, in an effort to bring both of those to you, Holytaco brings you a gallery of lovely ladies and water, coming together the way the universe intended.  Or, not really, just in a cool way.

More wet worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

Tennis Star or Porn Star:  The Audio Game - [COED Magazine]

Ten things you should never say to a hooters girl - [Asylum]

These pictures are not funny at all - [The Chive]

I can’t believe that OJ was 15 years ago - [Withleather]

Katie Price’s large cans are busting out - [The Grumpiest]

Sexy Ultimo babes ride on a rollercoaster - [Totally Crap]

Gisele Bunchen scarfs down burgers just like us - [Cityrag]

Taking child labor to new heights - [Attuworld]

Very funny short film on a subway - [Flabber]

A great gallery of horrible golf pants - [Nextround]

The five best fictional caddies - [Gunaxin]

Fat guy on a bike versus a ramp - [Don Chavez]

Danielle Lloyd loves to show off that cleavage - [DJ Mick]

Invasion of the displaced NY baseball fans - [Atom]

Celebrity careers that were launched by ethnic makeovers - [Cracked]

A very funny video called “Dr Manhattan’s pants” - [Collegehumor]

Hugh Hefner can’t tell his girlfriends apart - [Flisted]

Check out the man’s Father’s Day gift guide - [The Bachelor Guy]

Betty White will strip for your amusement - [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for more of Geraldine Bazan

I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the name Geraldine but given this chick is foreign I think I can let it slide.  Oh yeah that and the fact that she poses naked at least 50% of the time.  Now how come our soap stars don’t pose naked?  Unless you count Lisa Rinna.

More girls who should pose naked at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

365 Days of Lingerie Football league news - [Bustedcoverage]

Letterman thinks Sarah Palin looks promiscuous - [Asylum]

I most certain dig Guitar Hero possibilities - [Guitar Hero]

Simon Kohlrausch is the international hottie of the day - [Doubleviking]

The greatest caucasian gangster photos ever - [Manofest]

Great pic of a girl in a washing machine - [Withleather]

A great video portraying Jeff Van Gundy’s Face - [Collegehumor]

Possibly the best father ever story - [Cavemancircus]

In case you missed the boobilicious tata Thursday - [Funtasticus]

Bananas can really be scary - [Blog of Hilarity]

A Collection of funny old album covers - [Attuworld]

New awesomeness video from Daft Punk - [Flabber]

72-Year-Old great grandmother tased - [Totally Crap]

Theresa Correa has one of the best bodies of all time - [Gorillamask]

Check out the very first cell phone ad - [Cracked]

The top celebrities who are…topless - [Cityrag]

Check out this GM Reinvention Spoof - [The Bachelor Guy]

Nothing’s more entertaining than EMO girls fighting - [EJB]

Lindsay Lohan exposes herself again - [NS4W]

10 things passengers hate about flight attendants - [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more cheerleader excellence

Art McGregor quest rolls on to find hot college chicks for Busted Coverage readers with this stop in Oxford, Ohio.  They were sorta apprehensive about Art making two consecutive visits to a mid-major but we think you’ll agree Allie is worth it.

More “worth it” girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

Now THIS is how you play capture the flag - [Gorillamask]

Melky Cabrera “likes a da women” - [Withleather]

Check out the latest Playmate of the month - [NS4W] (link to NSFW)

Los Locos kick you balls into outer space! - [Film Drunk]

Check out hot Portuguese Model Filipa Paixao - [Holytaco]

Take a look at what tetris porn looks like - [Attuworld]

The only two things men care about in the world - [The Chive]

Zero to slut in 60 seconds - [Atom]

One of the better phone sex pranks we’ve seen - [Collegehumor]

I would certainly bang Triana Iglesias - [Sublime Blog]

Your Friday night is Amy Winehouse’s rehab - [Flisted]

The hottest motorcycle ride ever - [Cityrag]

The Most hardcore Craigslist bike ad ever - [Nextround]

Kendra Wilkinson enjoys the pole at home - [Don Chavez]

The most terrifying medical malpractice cases ever - [Cracked]

Youtube videos that could be considered child abuse - [Blog of Hilarity]

This is what redemption looks like for Afro Ninja - [The Bachelor Guy]

Pauly Shore’s career in three jokes - [Screenjunkies]

The sexy babes of G4 - [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for another edition of Hotties in the Wild

As I send you off into that good weekend I want you to remember something kids.  There’s a lot of dangerous diseases out there stemming from rampant sex with strangers.  Don’t be a food, wrap your tool.

More tool wrapping worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

The World’s largest body paint soccer babe bonanza - [COED Magazine]

Woman explodes boyfriend’s penis with firecracker - [Asylum]

If 9 stars had lived long enough (to embarrass themselves) - [Cracked]

The best fan humping a reporter video ever - [Manofest]

Vikings Legend wants Brett Favre to fail - [Withleather]

How to keep a woman interested in you - [Bullz-Eye]

Paris Hilton couldn’t be more worthless if she tried - [Dailyfill]

Katy Perry looking quite leggish in Japan - [NS4w]

What’s better than explosions and boobs? - [Attuworld]

Hottest News Reporter ever goes on radio - [Flabber]

Jessica Biel getting fit in her spandex - [Celebrity Odor]

Meet the philosophical bouncer - [Collegehumor]

This is amazing:  Gloucestershire Cheese rolling 2009 - [Barstool Sports]

The deleted scene from Terminator Salvation - [The Bachelor Guy]

Would you motorboat Tori Spelling’s cleavage? - [Don Chavez]

This might be the worst breakup story ever - [Tastybooze]

In case you missed the incredible funbags of hump day - [Funtasticus]

Drunk Girl vs. Table - [Cityrag]

Here is a cool Lady Gaga Article - [Meet The Famous]

Click on the photo for more of Clemson’s Alexandria

I’m not 100% into college football.  I know this may disappoint some of you.  However, I will say I’m sort of coming around.  Reason being is that many more cute college girls are becoming bikini models.  I know there’s no correlation but come on, it helps.

More college cuteness at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

Another fine edition of Hotties in the Wild - [Doubleviking]

7 Military Weapons you won’t believe were built - [Cracked]

Another fun journey on Adult Friend Finder - [Holytaco]

Suicide girls are so naughty with sweets - [Asylum]

Calling Grandpa a Master Baiter - [Atom]

This girl delivers a TKO right to the boner - [Withleather]

Check out what really turns women on - [Bullzeye]

They call these girls the hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]

25 Inappropriate McDonald’s Photos - [Manofest]

Collection of nipple slips on the red carpet - [Cityrag]

Chicks with Hello Kitty Tattoos - [Attuworld]

Two girls in bikinis, and one sub… - [Flabber]

The Anatomically correct slow jam - [Collegehumor]

Can we please show even more Favre on ESPN? - [The Bachelor Guy]

Lucy Pinder in a hot bikini partying video - [Cameltap]

Judge rules that Pringles are potato chips - [Don Chavez]

Student uses snake as a jump rope - [Blog of Hilarity]

A Great excuse for speeding - [Nextround]

10 Tips to help you grill like a man - [Tastybooze]

Check out China’s new sex park Love Land - [Flisted]

Click on the photo for 101 fun things about summer

As you can see up top, bikini carwashes are certainly one of the biggest benefits of the summer.  I would say girls tanning is up there.   Wet T-Shirt Competitions don’t fall far behind.  Am I seeing a theme here?  I think I am!  Hot chicks rule…always.

More hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

Five games that show Nintendo is simply giving up - [Cracked]

What do you mean no more prostitutes on Craigslist? - [Holytaco]

I knew who Olivia Wilde was…. - [Asylum]

Peaches Geldof in slutty lingerie - [The Grumpiest]

Creed is the master of gynecology - [Atom]

Ciara looking good at the Maxim Party - [Meet the Famous]

I don’t know who Monica Cruz is but she’s damned pretty - [NS4W]

Even tennis players screw up too - [Scoresreport]

Duck Tales Theme gone horribly wrong - [Collegehumor]

What if hot celebrities had tons of tattoos? - [Cityrag]

The top five goddesses I’d like to f*ck - [The Bachelor Guy]

Yet another sexy news reporter Ancilla Tilia - [Flabber]

The three sexiest women in the world - [Attuworld]

The best chick in the history of chick fights - [Don Chavez]

Micrea Monroe posing in sexy black lingerie - [DJ Mick]

Dharma Initiative beer in real life - [Nextround]

The Sexy women of Smallville - [Gunaxin]

And they say blonds are dumb - [Blog of Hilarity]

The 100 oldest registered .com domains - [I Heart Chaos]

The Lonely Island live on Jimmy Kimmel - [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more Carla Morgan

So I will be married a week this coming Sunday.  Does life ever stop?  Not a chance.  It’s Mother’s Day weekend!  Oh and in two weeks I have my niece’s recital to go to.  For all you people out there who are 25 and younger.  Screw you guys.  Seriously.  Screw you.

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The Wash

India’s first porn star is a hot cartoon - [Asylum]

Kentucky Derby Mud Wrestler/Teacher tells all - [Bustedcoverage]

Song for all you smug pregnant women - [Cracked]

Another edition of “Hotties in the wild” - [Doubleviking]

Penguins Fans beating the crap out of Caps fan - [Withleather]

The Creepiest man on the internet - [Manofest]

Take a trip to the cameltoe rescue center - [Cityrag]

When your own mother hits on you - [Atom]

Here are 50 reasons why you should have sex - [Sublime Blog]

Megan Fox smoking as usual in Esquire - [NS4W]

Check out this tiny little country music star - [Collegehumor]

Twelve ways to fake an interest in the NHL Playoffs - [On205th]

A Great Gallery of Sexy MMA Fighters - [Gunaxin]

Maggie is the local smoke show of the day - [Barstool Sports]

The recession will NOT affect urination - [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you didn’t know:  Vaginas don’t talk - [Don Chavez]

The World’s greatest street legal car - [DJ Mick]

Paris Hilton is a hard working pro - [Spike]