Click on the photo to view more Ice Dancing Magic

This whole phenomenon of renting cheerleaders for parties (The Florida Panthers girls are on sale for $100 an hour) is amazing to me.  No one is drawing any parallels to prostitution?  It can’t be that far away can it?  They dress in barely anything and DANCE for men.  Come on!  At least a parallel to stripping.  Whatever, I like it.

The Funbag

Boy did these two teams wuss out on a real fight - [With Leather]

I totally forgot how hot Sophie Marceau is - [Totally Crap]

This baby has an awful lot of power (pretty funny stuff) - [Flabber]

Get a load of the cleavage that belongs to Oksana Andersson - [Holy Taco]

The 10 Hottest 2008 College Girlfriends - [Manofest]

A collection of pictures of chicks wearing chocolate - [The Bachelor Guy]

Pictures of what it’d be like if drugs were legal - [Micklanders]

The most fun slip and slide has ever looked - [Don Chavez]

Lizzy Caplan gets naked on TV - [Asylum]

Christina Aguilera looking drunk and horny - [DJ Mick]

50% off of an Ass Fragrance is clearly not enough - [Tastybooze]

The 12 Hottest SNL Cast members of all time - [College OTR]

Chantelle Hougton is just another WAG in the wheel - [The Spoiler]

It would appear that Salma Hayek’s baby gets enough milk - [Epic Carnival]

Michelle Hunziker makes golf very sexy - [My Chill Pill]

Click on the photo to view more of Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker is 21 years old and was discovered in a shopping mall.  That begs the question of, what shopping malls have I been shopping at? So this is what Andy Roddick is hitting every night huh?  I’ll let you guys ponder that one over the weekend.  In the meantime it’s time for me to bang my head against a stone wall a few thousand times.

The Funbag

Yes, a soccer player was hit by a rocket - [Deadspin]

I mean pictures of hot chicks actually smoking, it’s nice - [COED Magazine]

This is what you call a “Broner” - [Flabber]

A very funny touchdown celebration - [Cameltap]

Is anyone interested in playing Strip Monopoly? - [Nuts]

Probably my favorite picture of Michelle Hunziker - [Micklanders]

Keyshawn Johnson doing interior design? - [With Leather via Awful Announcing]

The 10 Hottest Chicks who sing music - [Manofest]

The first innovation on a razor in a very long time - [The Bachelor Guy]

Denise Milani is the queen of huge boobs that haven’t been revealed - [Don Chavez]

Horny Thief takes 130 pairs of panties from Victoria’s Secret - [Asylum]

10 Reasons Romo needs to break up with Simpson - [Derober]

Scarlett Johansson shows cleavage for charity - [My Chill Pill]

Recasting the show Night Court - [The Comedy Feed]

Flying kick into a vending machine - [College Pork]

Sarah Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent - [College OTR]

Photo seen on Deadspin

I guess this is what happens when a team wins the World Series.  I’m curious though.  What goes on in a fans mind at this moment?  “Man I’m so glad that we finally won this thing.   28 years is a long time to wait.  Now let’s go tip over this car and get a cheesesteak.”

Oh Yeah.  Happy Halloween

The Funbag

If Garfield were in Glengarry Glen Ross - [Holy Taco]

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace gets pretty trashy at parties - [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW ads)

Heidi Klum has definitely “got milk” - [Popoholic]

Who is the raciest F1 WAG? - [Zootoday]

Men can’t resist a lady who’s wearing red - [Asylum]

Phillies fans jump on a dumptruck - [Don Chavez]

The 10 Hottest Nascar and Formula 1 WAGs - [Manofest]

Possibly a sign that the end of the world is near: Mantyhose - [The Bachelor Guy]

The 5 Funniest Condom Ads you will see - [Tastybooze]

You guys know how I feel about Carin Ashley - [Micklanders]

Bill Cosby, not exactly sane on ESPN - [The Comedy Feed]

John Daly:  Is there really much else to say at this point? - [Nextround]

A no brainer but fun:  Nicolette Sheridan’s ass vs. Tara Reid’s ass - [Celebrityodor]

Jessica Biel is starting to look hot again - [Derober]

A guide on how to spend Halloween at Northwestern - [College OTR]

I think I just found my new crush in Michelle Beana - [Saltymilk]

Click on the photo to see all 28 positions

FHM has narrowed their list of 28 sex positions down to 10, unleashing the FHM Kama Sutra Top 10 Positions.  And while the Butterfly is a great number one spot, COED Magazine is taking issue with the Lazy Doggy.  I must say that I completely concur.  Then again if these were pictures of guys I’d puke.

The Funbag

I’ll never get tired of important people falling off chairs - [Nuts]

I refuse to believe these are real magazines - [Gawker]

Megan Good is very high on my list right now - [Cameltap]

Ladies and Gentlemen:  Naked girls with guns - [With Leather]

A site for Christian Nymphos? - [Holy Taco]

Spice up Halloween with Candy cocktails - [The Bachelor Guy]

A bunch of Public Signs that just aren’t right - [Asylum]

How in the world are there actually people like this? - [Tastybooze]

Naomi Sutherland is a poet that looks great in a bikini - [The Spoiler]

Nicola Roberts isn’t as hot as Cheryl Cole, but she’ll do - [DJ Mick]

Funny Video with Raptors coach Sam Mitchell - [Cuzoogle]

Halloween costumes that will guarantee your celibacy this year - [Banned in Hollywood]

Jodie Marsh wants your sperm - [Derober]

An Awful “Joe the Plumber” Ad - [Oliverwillis]

Click on the photo for more of international babe Christina Aloupi

I really think if I were to move somewhere it’d have to be Greece.  I mean first you got Josh Childress getting his ass over there.  And now I’m discovering that it could very well be a top five hottest international girl country.  Sign me up. (Actually I really just want to touch Childress’s mushroom ‘fro)

The Funbag

Volleyball in Iowa just got a lot sexier - [With Leather]

The 10 Most controversial moments in South Park History - [Manofest]

John McCain turns into a zombie - [Don Chavez]

CNN Anchor drops the C-Word Twice - [Asylum]

The disappearing pool table - [The Bachelor Guy]

A simple, yet very brilliant Halloween costume - [Tastybooze]

Love is a disgustingly beautiful thing - [Holy Taco]

Julianne Hough is one in a hundred maybe? - [On205th]

The Pussycat Dolls actually did something - [Epic Carnival]

Mila Kunis looking pretty tasty at the Max Payne premiere - [Derober]

Connecting politics and playoff baseball - [The Love of Sports]

Wow:  Shaq and Yao vs. Christina Aguilera - [Gibbs12]

Crazy Beauty pageant moms are a site to see - [The Comedy Feed]

Now there’s a place to take a nap - [Micklanders]

Lord Almighty this girl is riduculous.  Sterger!

The Funbag

The hottest Umass student of all time - [Bustedcoverage]

How to turn your speeding ticket into some jail time - [Doubleviking]

Angela Lindvall had one hell of a bikini shoot - [Popoholic]

The 10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos of All Time - [Unibrow]

Couple of filthy headlines in women’s golf - [Withleather]

Marissa Miller in Harley Gear is a blessing for us all - [DJ Mick]

A great John McCain photoshop wrestling picture - [Bright Black Internet]

Excellent headline of the day - [Tastybooze]

Guy take a major nutshot for tickets - [Break]

Ocho Cinco makes a promise to his fantasy owners - [Epic Carnival]

More evidence the internet revolves around hot chicks - [Don Chavez]

Sex in the shower just became much safer - [The Bachelor Guy]

Hot Halloween Role-Playing idea backfires - [Saltymilk]

Sins by some Jewish Athletes - [Sports Crackle Pop]

Click on the photo to find out more about cheerleading in India

I for one think there should be cheerleaders for virtually every single thing there is.  Why not have hot chicks cheer me on while I take a piss?  Make a sandwich?  Even when I’m pleasuring my lady it would be nice to have group hottie support.

The Funbag

The greatest vice-presidential porn movies ever - [Asylum]

Wow, is it possible for Torrie Wilson to be hotter? - [Don Chavez]

This could be the best Vanessa Hudgens has ever looked - [On205th]

Shannen Doherty tries to be hot again - [Drunkenstepfather]

The Live Lingerie slumber party - [The Bachelor Guy]

These movie franchises never made it past movie one - [Maxim]

The Croatian female volleyball team (hotness) - [Totally Crap]

One of the most interesting bongs you’ll ever see - [Tastybooze]

1992 Super Bowl Ring Bidding starts at 10G’s - [Deadspin]

7 very bizarre McDonald’s commercials - [Blog of Hilarity]

Is Claudia Porras the hottest athlete out there? - [Sports by Brooks]

Computers, coffee, and lingerie football - [Epic Carnival]

NBA Refs might want to shut the hell up - [LA Times]

How could I not post this photo?  Click on it for the video

Well while Martha is busy eating that hell of a lot more than a foot long, I’m busy focusing on this weekend.  I am Jewish and yes I can cook.  I must spend most of this time preparing for the Rosh Hashanah feast I am having Monday.  And I can’t wait to waste my time at temple with people who don’t want to be there and really aren’t religious.  Ah yes, the life of a reformed Jew.  Take advantage of the meals twice a year but screw following Judaism.

The Funbag

The Athletes in Playboy Quiz -  [Hot Clicks]

Nikki Whelan looks good with a little perspiration - [Totally Crap]

Get rich and happy by being a dick - [Asylum]

Now this is what I call a Craigslist Ad - [Tastybooze]

New Sportscenter commercial with Stephen King - [Awful Announcing]

UCLA now begging to put people in its seats - [Sports by Brooks]

Kimbo Slice wusses out of David Blaine punch - [With Leather]

The top 15 Office Quotes about College - [College OTR]

Megan Fox looks quite hot in the pool - [The Bachelor Guy]

Even Dogs are fans of Aubrey O’Day’s puppies - [Derober]

G-Strings just got even less G-Stringy - [Don Chavez]

Carrie Underwood just gets it done - [The LOTD]

The St Louis Rams:  A Matter of Trust - [Insidestl]