Click on the photo for sex ed lessons you wish they taught you

It didn’t take most of us long to realize the sex education we got in school wasn’t going to come in handy.  Cracked asked its readers to look back at their sex lives and Photoshop the lessons they wish they’d taught you back in school.  It’s pretty funny stuff.

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Celebrity Tattoos in hiding - [Cityrag]

Have you ever heard of the pedal pumping fetish? - [G4TV]

Whose got the douchier fans:  New York or Philly? - [Unathletic]

Jessica Alba actually did a sex scene and here it is - [Ns4W]

When sexy fans send in pictures it’s a good thing - [The Chive]

Nearly 10 percent of adults are virgins - [Asylum]

Let’s keep the Halloween costumes coming shall we? - [Brobible]

Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi talk cocks - [Sublime Blog]

They call her Penny Flame because she’s hot - [Cavemancircus]

This is the best Halloween contest ever - [Collegehumor]

This is how they do pick up trucks in Florida - [Attuworld]

10 Amazingly cool self defense items - [Gunaxin]

I’d like some alone time with Stevie Lynn - [Nextround]

What your beer says about your personality - [Flisted]

Kelly Brook wears a cupcake bra, sort of - [Epic Carnival]

They call this the titty full of beer on the subway - [Tastybooze]

iPhone owners make bad girlfriends - [Mademan]

The best Tim Tebow costume of all time - [Gibbs12]

Click on the photo for more of Heather Rae Young

You see that girl up top there?  I will never meet her.  You guys will never meet her.  Most people in this world will never meet her.  Why do I bring this up?  For no reason whatsoever.  I just wanted you all to know that.  Thanks.

More girls you’ll never meet at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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How to REALLY scare people on Halloween - [Cracked]

Hot girl doe same annoying post over and over again - [The Chive]

A collection of weird, whacky, and awesome links - [Ehowa]

A very hot chick from the NBA’s best dance team - [Moegger]

Jimmy Kimmel owns Melissa Joan Hart - [Nextround]

I guess Chase Utley had the right to curse in this video - [Brobible]

Probably a place you don’t want to go on a first date - [Attuworld]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]

Inner monologue of a guy on a party cruise - [Holytaco]

The ultimate male experience: A Beer Bath - [DJ Mick]

One of the best protester signs of all time - [Theospark]

A tribute to hot girls in referee outfits - [Regretfulmorning]

Eighty Sexy pictures of Shakira - [Cavemancircus]

It’s the celebrity cameltoe fright fest! - [Cityrag]

Happy 15th anniversary annoying banner ads! - [Flisted]

A collection of natural hangover cures - [Mademan]

This Jojo singer chick is really developing into a hottie - [Epiccarnival]

Looking for hot chicks? - [Takeareport]

Click on the photo to learn how to pick up girls on Halloween

It’s no secret that women wait all year to for Halloween to dress as sexy zombie nurses or sexy Freddy Kruegers, but no matter what sexy something the ladies in your life transform into, the underlying principle is the same: with the right pick up tricks and pick up lines Halloween is one day when you have a better-than-average chance of hooking up with a woman who is embracing her holiday hotness.

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If the internet disappeared today… - [Cracked]

When signs are juxtaposed perfectly with people - [The Chive]

Olivia Munn trashes her dressing room thus making me horny - [G4TV]

Gorgeous Kelly Brook loves to sign autographs - [NS4W]

Check out the latest girls next door - [Bullzeye]

Really?  They now have Bacon Jam you can spread? - [Top Cultured]

Marissa Miller shows off a $3 Million bra - [Brobible]

Yup, I’d like some alone time with Katherine Rose - [Flisted]

Awesome assortment of Halloween bongs - [Cityrag]

New site Hot Quest’s girls of the week - [Gunaxin]

Please stop giving dogs human names - [Guyism]

I always have time for a Giselle Bundchen gallery - [Attuworld]

Carla Salgueiro is pretty hot - [Epiccarnival]

The world’s worst parallel parker - [Tastybooze]

Half a dozen streakers enter some garage shop - [Totally Crap]

Eva Amurri is on everyone’s radar now - [Mademan]

The best ice melting game of all time - [Gorillamask]

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Click on the photo for ancient beliefs that thrive on the internet

Here in the information age every one of us is a few keystrokes away from all the discoveries and wisdom that built modern civilization. Yes, long gone are the dark days of magic and mythology, when men worshiped the stars and paid witches and warlocks to cast spells on their enemies….

More hot witches at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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You do not want to miss the Miss Italy Calendar - [The Chive]

A lovely collection of Battlestar Babes - [Maxim]

The “Californication” caption contest - [Asylum]

Is “The Drunkest Guy Ever” video fake or not? - [Brobible]

25 Mascots being absolutely awesome - [Holytaco]

Terrifyingly awesome Japanese sniper prank - [Gorillamask]

Make sure you’re not late to this party - [Deaddog]

Can someone please explain the pumpkin regatta? - [Attuworld]

Someone is beating Kim Kardashian in an ass off - [Don Chavez]

Three really funny ethnic prank phone calls - [Cavemancircus]

Yup, I would definitely hang out with Dawn Jaro - [Flisted]

Things that are phallic in nature - [Cityrag]

This is NOT a subtle present for your wife - [Theospark]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen how hot Jackie Degg is - [Mademan]

The ten most racist food products ever - [Guyism]

The Daniel Craig mustache photobomb - [Nextround]

It’s the hardly working mangina! - [Collegehumor]

A collection of stupid NBA coach photos - [Unathletic]

Click on the photo for 25 sexy cowgirls

In case you guys haven’t heard my theory on the whole cowboy hat thing, it’s quite simple.  ONLY hot girls should wear cowboy hats.  Got it?  OK great!  Let’s move on.  And by the way, Jenn Sterger is certainly allowed to wear a cowboy hat.

More worthy cowboy hat girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Sexy University of Florida Super Fans - [COED Magazine]

Insane things people have done while sleepwalking - [Cracked]

Sperm might actually slow the aging process - [Asylum]

Drag Queen kicks thugs asses in a street fight - [Totally Crap]

Four really hot girls who I didn’t know - [Theospark]

This girl is a real cutie, period (with cleavage) - [Deaddog]

Nine very entertaining mascot fights - [Cavemancircus]

Woman exposes herself to football players and more - [Blog of Hilarity]

The top ten things girls think are cute but aren’t - [Gunaxin]

Have you even seen what Kevin Federline looks like? - [Flisted]

Louise Glover is the hottest woman on the planet - [Bullzeye]

Nicole Eggert is back on Baywatch - [Attuworld]

22 All-Time repeatable Vince Vaugn lines - [Nextround]

if she’s a former Bong girl, chances are she’s hot - [On205th]

Another three hotties who you definitely don’t know - [Don Chavez]

11 alternate dinosaur extinction theories - [Collegehumor]

What is up with Slvester Stallone’s tattoo? - [Cityrag]

Danielle Harrington gives me a funny tingle - [Gorillamask]

Scarlett Johansson in Rolling Stone - [Me and Isis]

Click on the photo to see when porn premises go awry

We all know how dumb the plots to most porn movies are.  So Cracked took the liberty of creating their own little version of a porn movie that ends up getting just a tad out of hand.  It’s quite enjoyable.

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When chicks wear duct tape instead of clothes - [The Chive]

Six alternate reasons that men have sex - [Asylum]

25 Coolest phones from around the world - [Supertremendous]

This is the best hand bra picture I’ve ever seen - [Holytaco]

MMA Fighter completely flips out over stats - [Trueslant]

Katie Price looking like a total whore with her kids - [Don Chavez]

Inappropriate “Exorcist” Soundtracks - [Attuworld]

I’m not sure this is how females make friends - [Flabber]

Sabrina Maree can pick me up any day - [Flisted]

Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage turns tricks - [The Grumpiest]

Just in case you forgot how hot Rachel Stevens is - [Sublime Blog]

Now this is an awesome gallery of sexy dresses - [Bullzeye]

The worst restaurant names you could imagine - [DJ Mick]

Nikoleta Lozanova is a WAG to watch - [Gunaxin]

One of the hottest Hooters girls ever - [HGOM]

A chayer’s guide to party etiquette - [Brobible]

The Booby scare is good for your awareness - [Nextround]

Divorce judge starts masturbating during session - [Blog of Hilarity]

The Wizards girls went to the Caribbean - [Epic Carnival]

Beyonce has a nice wet ass - [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more on the masturbation double standard

Masturbation is the most widely used cure for boredom among males. For every woman masturbating right now, there is a guy masturbating while imagining that woman masturbate.

More fantasies at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Evelyn Kazantzoglous is as hot as they come - [Doubleviking]

Huirley’s stock driven up by Bar Refaeli’s hotness - [The Chive]

Reasons why women can’t be pick up artists - [Asylum]

It’s the superior dog riverdancer! - [G4TV]

The Japanese combover:  these guys will never stop - [OMGBlog]

It’s the 84th Edition of Backshift Babes - [DJ Mick]

A fun collection of lesbian motivational posters - [Cityrag]

Check out the latest amateur guest model - [Bullzeye]

Want to see Lil’ Kim in a bikini? - [Attuworld]

Get a load of bikini model Angela Sommers - [HGOM]

It’s the Tim Tebow T-Bone Me chick - [The World of Isaac]

Luli Fernandez is one WAG you’ll want to keep your eye on - [Gunaxin]

Briana Lloyd has got some serious cans - [Flisted]

For what it’s worth, Kelly Brook is still hot - [Celebrity Odor]

I’d like to introduce you to the redneck ninja - [Gorillamask]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the lovely Natalie Marie - [Nextround]

The extended version of the Jetsons Theme Song - [Sublime Blog]

Girlfriend scared by fake head in bed - [Break]

Click on the photo for news about breast augmentation

A new breast-enlargement technique will use excess fat from the thighs and stomach.  The procedure will be available to the public next year and cost around $12,000. Beyond dealing with two problem areas at once, doctors believe it will result in less of the scarring and none of the hardening associated with traditional breast augmentation.  Hooray!

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What would happen if video games were realistic? - [Cracked]

Leonor Varela certain awakens me this morning - [The Chive]

Check out some of the hottest girls of your youth - [Usemycomputer]

Giana Albertoni is a sexy Brazilian in a bikini - [DJ Mick]

Just in case you don’t know what a batdog is - [Totally Crap]

Four awkard moments in facebook “likes” - [Collegehumor]

Megan Fox looked damn good in Rolling Stone - [NS4W]

Nothing can stop the Johnson family portrait - [Nextround]

Jennifer Aniston wears a see through dress - [Cityrag]

Kayti Currington is quite seductive looking - [Flisted]

An Amazing look inside the Great Barrier reef - [Attuworld]

The hottest news reporter ever is playing with a gun - [Flabber]

Save the boobs:  This is the best PSA ever - [Break]

Sexy slut Alison Brie makes men go mad - [Atom]

It would be fun to own a Lamborghini bed - [On205th]

How to burn your house down in 30 seconds - [Tastybooze]

Jennifer Hernandez is just about perfect - [Mentag]

It’s a very large woman vs. a mechanical bull - [Gorillamask]

Camilla Belle looked quite nice at the US Open - [Epic Carnival]

Click on the photo for more of Tila Tequila

Let’s face it team.  Tila Tequila is undeniably attractive.  There’s just no way around it.  I get the whole she looks a little gnomish thing but I don’t care.  She’s got a cute face and her body is pretty ridiculous.  Let’s just embrace the insanity.

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Another fine edition of hotties in the wild - [Doubleviking]

22 awesome ways to reboot classic TV shows - [Cracked]

Lisa Marie Varon is a hot girl with a hot job - [Asylum]

A play fight gone wrong knockout - [Break]

I forgot how hot Padma Lakshmi in lingerie is - [Cityrag]

Kathryn Arbenz makes my pants feel funny - [Sublime Blog]

Amy Green’s chest is magical - [DJ Mick]

Taking the tramp stamp to new highs and lows - [The Chive]

Bethany Marie likes to show off on the beach - [Gorillamask]

A dog named Halo is one hell of a pool player - [Brobible]

Ali Sonoma makes me all tingly inside - [Flisted]

The sexy sisters of sorority row - [Mademan]

The R Rated Brady Bunch is absolutely hilarious - [Epic Carnival]

What’s an immoral pleasure seeker? - [Cavemancircus]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]

Check out who the latest featured model is - [Bullzeye]

Have you taken any retarded tests lately? - [Collegehumor]

This is how you break your back - [Tastybooze]

What Catholic girls school is all about - [Nextround]