Well at least he’s got an ear for music

With Tom Brady down, unless Chris Simms or Tim Rattay made an impression on the Patriots, meet your new quarterback (and hopefully dreamboat) Matt Cassel. What do we know about Matt Cassel other than the fact that he hasn’t started a game since high school and that he has a terrible singing voice?

Well for one, he’s a cutie pie right? Just look at those dimples. Number two, he obviously knows how to get seconds. First he was a backup to Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart. Then he took the reigns on backing up Tom Brady. You can be damned sure this guy was moving in on all the chicks that Palmer, Leinart, and Brady were tossing to the side.

And finally the question is, can this guy be Jonny Moxon? Can he take the Pats to the promised land? Smart money says “no” but one thing is for sure.

These pictures rule.

Good parenting consists of a number of things. Raising your kids to have good morals, a sound foundation for working hard, and teaching them to have a rich, traditional family values is a core component of our culture here in America.

And one of those traditions is clearly tailgating. This father exemplifies the true spirit of the American father by showing his son and his friends the game of beirut (not beer pong damnet).

Might as well teach them early. Forget about the Virginia/USC game, “Chug it! Chug it son! Don’t be such a p*ssy!” Only in America.

No clue what they’re trying to be, but that’s dedication

As the College Football season gets underway, us writers out there are going to be getting tons of material. And it’s not of the “he’s going for the Heisman Award” variety. As legions of students prepare for all that is college debauchery, guys like me are going to be there to scoop up the dirt.

And to kick it all off, I decided to start off light. Oh I’m sure we’ll get to muddy drunk pictures at some point, but for now, let’s head on over to Texas Tech to check out some fan dedication and loser band dorks.

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So how have everyone’s drafts been going this year? I have 14 team league so it’s safe to say that every single team sucks, including mine. Only time will tell. I will however say that I’m pumped for this year.

In the spirit of fantasy football starting (very soon!), I’ve decided to show 10 fantasy football videos that you might get a kick out of.

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Well Giants fans, with the refusal of Michael Strahan and season ending injury to Osi Umenyiora (no pressure on you Mathias!) it may be a long season for us. And rather than getting down in the dumps, perhaps it’s time for us to make light of the situation.

Because there’s no question that Osi Umenyiora is going to have fun this offseason. Sure he’ll be rehabbing his knee, but what else is Osi going to be doing?

When he’s not appearing on the sidelines at games, here’s a look at Osi’s potential schedule.

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It’s almost time for Gators Football ladies and gentlemen. Plenty of sub plots to be going on this year: Will Tebow win the Heisman again? Can this team be the fastest team in the nation as Urban Meyer hopes?

Or should we think of other things like “How hot is the cheerleading squad this year?” and “Which players have a shot at the NFL?”

Whatever your thought is, and however you may wish to interpret this team, here are seven sure fire reasons to keep track of the Gators this year.

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I am a Giants fan, and now that Osi Umenyiora is out for the season the confidence I had in another fine Giants season is definitely being put into question. It’s not that I don’t have faith in the other boys. It’s just that Osi was far and away the best predecessor to Strahan.

Umenyiora was definitely ready for a 15-20 sack season, pro bowl honors, and another Giants potential Superbowl bid. So while Strahan is busy not getting the gap in his teeth fix and enjoying his days doing what, I have no idea, how about strapping on that helmet one last time guy?

We need you buddy.

This might be my favorite picture of the year. That guy is awesome.

According to the NFL Cheerleading blog:

Eagles Cheerleaders, Players, Coaches and Staff all turned out for the 14th Annual Eagles Youth Partnership Carnival this past Sunday at Lincoln Financial Field. There were games, clinics, contests, tours and autographs to be had. In the end the Carnival exceeded expectations and raised more than 1 million dollars.

And it’s not so much that Eagles Fans got to pose with gorgeous chicks with tight bodies. Hey, not even so much that their teenage boys were posing with them.

It’s that it was for a good cause. And that’s what it’s all about. The kids.

Pictures after the jump

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Obviously tons of questions are swirling around the NFL this year. And there’s going to be some great themes to pay attention to. What are the Patriots going to do? How’s Favre going to help the Jets? Can the Giants perform again?

And while these questions will keep fans busy throughout the 16 regular season games, (and possibly beyond) one of the biggest questions prior to the start of the season will be: Who the hell am I going to pick in my Fantasy Draft?

This article isn’t about strategy. You can read 100 articles about strategy. This article is about why it’s great to have Fantasy Football around the corner.

Here are five short reasons

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Last week, I showed you my favorite USC Football fan Gilbert Estrada. And this week I managed to find his bio!

Born and raised in Los Angeles, Gilbert Estrada earned his B.A. in 1999 and M.A. in 2002 from CSU Long Beach, both in history. After completing his Master’s Thesis, “How the East Was Lost: Mexican Fragmentation, Displacement, and the East Los Angeles Freeway System, 1944-1972,” he went on to work for several non-profit organizations, addressing environmental justice and air quality concerns in California.

Mr. Estrada is currently the Graduate Assistant with LA As Subject, an alliance of research archives, libraries, and collections improving the visibility, access, and preservation of archives documenting the rich history of the Los Angeles region.

OK but I still don’t know how this guy manages to get on the field every week and watch the team practice.

And now his family is in the mix? P.S. My goal is to make this guy famous.