And I’m talking about the USC Trojans ladies and gentlemen.  Nothing against South Carolina as that is a fine choice as well.   However, the Trojans have been one of the elite NCAA college teams for quite some time now.

Obviously it’s nice to go to a game when you pretty much know your team should be winning by at least 30 points.    It’s almost like you don’t even need to cheer.  Sure you watch the games but the atmosphere itself is electric.

Just go there, have a few beers, and chances are you will end up having a blast.  Here are 8 reasons you should go to a USC game this year.

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For any of you who follow College Football, you may realize that having the starting quarterback job most certainly has its benefits. Not only are you recognized by everyone in the school, you get free education and you also stay in fantastic shape!

Haha, fantastic shape? Sure but that’s got nothing to do with anything. You get all of the chicks. It’s pretty simple. If there’s any profession I could have that doesn’t really count as a profession, it would definitely be college quarterback

And Willie Tuitama is no exception. Currently, the relative of Junior Seau is the starting quarterback for the Wildcats, and from the looks of it, a ladies man.

Here’s a picture gallery to support my college QB theory.

Enjoy

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Well at least he’s got an ear for music

With Tom Brady down, unless Chris Simms or Tim Rattay made an impression on the Patriots, meet your new quarterback (and hopefully dreamboat) Matt Cassel. What do we know about Matt Cassel other than the fact that he hasn’t started a game since high school and that he has a terrible singing voice?

Well for one, he’s a cutie pie right? Just look at those dimples. Number two, he obviously knows how to get seconds. First he was a backup to Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart. Then he took the reigns on backing up Tom Brady. You can be damned sure this guy was moving in on all the chicks that Palmer, Leinart, and Brady were tossing to the side.

And finally the question is, can this guy be Jonny Moxon? Can he take the Pats to the promised land? Smart money says “no” but one thing is for sure.

These pictures rule.

Good parenting consists of a number of things. Raising your kids to have good morals, a sound foundation for working hard, and teaching them to have a rich, traditional family values is a core component of our culture here in America.

And one of those traditions is clearly tailgating. This father exemplifies the true spirit of the American father by showing his son and his friends the game of beirut (not beer pong damnet).

Might as well teach them early. Forget about the Virginia/USC game, “Chug it! Chug it son! Don’t be such a p*ssy!” Only in America.

No clue what they’re trying to be, but that’s dedication

As the College Football season gets underway, us writers out there are going to be getting tons of material. And it’s not of the “he’s going for the Heisman Award” variety. As legions of students prepare for all that is college debauchery, guys like me are going to be there to scoop up the dirt.

And to kick it all off, I decided to start off light. Oh I’m sure we’ll get to muddy drunk pictures at some point, but for now, let’s head on over to Texas Tech to check out some fan dedication and loser band dorks.

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So how have everyone’s drafts been going this year? I have 14 team league so it’s safe to say that every single team sucks, including mine. Only time will tell. I will however say that I’m pumped for this year.

In the spirit of fantasy football starting (very soon!), I’ve decided to show 10 fantasy football videos that you might get a kick out of.

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Well Giants fans, with the refusal of Michael Strahan and season ending injury to Osi Umenyiora (no pressure on you Mathias!) it may be a long season for us. And rather than getting down in the dumps, perhaps it’s time for us to make light of the situation.

Because there’s no question that Osi Umenyiora is going to have fun this offseason. Sure he’ll be rehabbing his knee, but what else is Osi going to be doing?

When he’s not appearing on the sidelines at games, here’s a look at Osi’s potential schedule.

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It’s almost time for Gators Football ladies and gentlemen. Plenty of sub plots to be going on this year: Will Tebow win the Heisman again? Can this team be the fastest team in the nation as Urban Meyer hopes?

Or should we think of other things like “How hot is the cheerleading squad this year?” and “Which players have a shot at the NFL?”

Whatever your thought is, and however you may wish to interpret this team, here are seven sure fire reasons to keep track of the Gators this year.

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I am a Giants fan, and now that Osi Umenyiora is out for the season the confidence I had in another fine Giants season is definitely being put into question. It’s not that I don’t have faith in the other boys. It’s just that Osi was far and away the best predecessor to Strahan.

Umenyiora was definitely ready for a 15-20 sack season, pro bowl honors, and another Giants potential Superbowl bid. So while Strahan is busy not getting the gap in his teeth fix and enjoying his days doing what, I have no idea, how about strapping on that helmet one last time guy?

We need you buddy.