I would much rather see this fight with the real sound rather than the “move bitch get out da way” lyrics on, but I can honestly say that this was a very entertaining 45 seconds. These Layton Ave fights are pretty sweet.

And perhaps it’s because I’ve been in a relationship for nearly 4 years but despite the fact that it’s impossible to see what these girls look like, don’t they seem bangable to you? Looks to me like they have nice little bodies no?

Wikipedia defines catfighting in the following way: “Catfighting is a term for an altercation between two women, typically involving scratching, hair-pulling, and shirt-shredding as opposed to punching or wrestling. It can also be used to describe two human females insulting each other verbally or being otherwise nasty to each other.”

Men would probably define catfighting in this following way: “Catfighting is the opportunity for males to see two women fighting, hence having a chance to see two women with the possibility of looking like they are engaged in rough sex.”

And the following caveat: “nipple slippage and genital visibility are bonuses. Just seeing the women pull their hair and bite is more than enough.”

Examples after the jump

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The Boston Channel reports: “A die-hard Red Sox fan from Gloucester, Mass., is going to have to pay up big time after a Yankees fan punched him, and hurt his hand in the process.

Bay Stater David Sanborn, 40, was ordered by a California jury to pay Yankees fan Mario Melendez $25,297 because Melendez hurt his hand when he punched Sanborn in the mouth during a bar brawl in Carlsbad, Calif., two years ago, the Boston Herald reported.

Sanborn said the two men were watching games on TVs in the restaurant when Melendez started cheering for the Yankees and Sanborn told him to sit down. A fight quickly ensued and Melendez said he punched Sanborn in the mouth in self-defense, breaking some of Sanborn’s teeth.”

Well, at least the Yankees fans have something on the Sox right now. New York, don’t you realize how mediocre our team is right now? Pretty soon we’re going to have to bring back Don Mattingly to bat third.

So you put a bunch of white supremacists and black guys on a stage together. Yup, that makes perfect sense.

This my friends, is true reality TV.

I’m not sure what the wedding laws are in Pennsylvania but the AP Reports “A couple brawled with one another, then members of another wedding party, hours after they repeated their vows and were headed to a room at a suburban Pittsburgh hotel.

That’s not even the best part. The husband, dentist David Wielechowski “used a karate-style kick with his leg to kick Christa, knocking her to the floor.”

Two people who were witnessing the fight ran over to try and help the bride who was on the floor. The bride, Christa Vattimo, then started to attack her rescuers.

To everyone’s surprise, both Honeymooners were intoxicated.

I love stories like this.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “A man who was sacked on camera is suing Gordon Ramsay for $18million (£9million) over his US Kitchen Nightmares show.

Angry Martin Hyde says his life has been ruined after millions of viewers saw him being fired after Ramsay accused him of being a “lazy tosser”.

In an action in the New York District Court, Hyde, 53, claims Ramsay and the programme makers Granada and Optomen TV deliberately concocted scenes for the show.”

Why don’t they just called the show “You got Served” and have Gordon Ramsay line up his chefs and pee on them?

I admit it. I find the NHL to be completely worthless. However, when you get to see a fight like this it’s almost worth while.

It’s the equivalent of waiting for a NASCAR car crash. You’re pretty much bored the entire time and then boom “Holy Shit! Did you just see that?”

I especially enjoy how the announcers stay calm and keep announcing like it’s an everyday occurrence.

Take it outside guys!

Since we’re all men here (well some of us, I’m kind of a puss sometimes), I figured I’d install a little series called “Fight Night.” I’ll be bringing you some interesting tales of bar fights, backyard fights, pro fights, you name it.

Today’s story focuses on Gary Lynn Dean, from Oklahoma. The 36 year old “was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon” according to the Norman Transcript.

But what was the weapon? A Chainsaw. That’s right, a Chainsaw. Figure when you can’t get it done with a knife you might as well find the nearest chainsaw? Only in bumbleville Oklahoma. What a world.