Steve-O, one of the stars of “Jackass” is fresh out of rehab and now has some words of wisdom for the young generation of people who are trying to light firecrackers with their asses.

In this article Steve-O states: “I’m proud of what I’ve done in the past to distract people from the fact that the world can be a bad place, but I think I could have reached for a better sort of things to be looked up for than to be an alcoholic drug addict that hurts himself for a living.”

Really? Really dude? (Pictures of dumb Steve-O after the jump)

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He just might make it with a girl who’s made it with lots of guys..LOTS of guys

Bud Bundy! Where you been buddy! You guys remember little David Faustino, the annoying yet only semi intelligent member of the Bundy clan. What do you do when your celebrity star isn’t shining so bright?

You hang out with girls who are trying to make it in “the business” of course.

Ever wonder how these people party behind the scenes? Thought you’d never ask. I’ve compiled a bunch of pictures taken by The Worthy Playboy Institute that I like to call “The Surreal Pseudo Porn Star Life.”

Pictures after the jump

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According to the National Ledger, “Kim has moved into the D-list with her own strategy of baring all on video and in the pages of Playboy and that has given her “career” (can we call it that?) a push and now she has landed a movie role.”

All I can say is good for her. I dig Kim Kardashian. Despite how unbelievably horrible an actress she will be, I’ll be the first in line to see her on screen. Why? I have no idea. Seriously, I don’t.

I think she’s in the same mold as any hot chick who pays no attention to you, yet you love them for that reason alone. I can’t describe my infatuation with her. Oh wait, I got it. If she were flat chested this would all be meaningless.

Go Kim! Pictures after the jump

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According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “A man who was sacked on camera is suing Gordon Ramsay for $18million (£9million) over his US Kitchen Nightmares show.

Angry Martin Hyde says his life has been ruined after millions of viewers saw him being fired after Ramsay accused him of being a “lazy tosser”.

In an action in the New York District Court, Hyde, 53, claims Ramsay and the programme makers Granada and Optomen TV deliberately concocted scenes for the show.”

Why don’t they just called the show “You got Served” and have Gordon Ramsay line up his chefs and pee on them?

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Last night there were rumors that Jessica’s little sister Ashlee Simpson was pregant. Those rumors were denied this morning by current fiance Peter Wentz.

Phew! Thank God for that. I can’t believe how much that would have affected my life. You may be wondering why I’d even bother reporting this.

Well, Pete Wentz may very well be a candidate for my “I wouldn’t care if they died” segment.

Also, I was able to find a picture that scientists have formulated using special technology to craft what the new child would in fact look like.

Here he/she is!

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