Nov 19 2009
Everyone and their mother has made a post about funny roller coaster ride pictures. In fact I even did an article dedicated to the roller coaster ride face.
But in all my years as a fantastic writer, I’ve yet to see a compilation of funny roller coaster ride videos. And let’s face it. These are way more intriguing than just pictures.
I hope you enjoy this collection
Nov 17 2009
Back when this site was a little nothing in July of 2008 a little article called “The Gayest Jean Claude Van Damme Photos I’ve Ever Seen” put Uncoached on the map. And since that time I’ve expressed my admiration and affection for Mr. Van Damme. His unintentional humor, terrible acting, and great action scenes are a joy for the world.
In honor of all that Sir Damme brings to this world I felt it important to feature not only gay pictures of the actor, but also video.
So here are five super homoerotic Jean Claude Van Damme film moments
Nov 12 2009
You can do it! He’s America’s Personal Trainer. It’s Tony Little. Just in case you didn’t know.
Little is a certified personal trainer and identifies himself as “America’s Personal Trainer”. He is known for his over-the-top, hyper-enthusiastic personality and long blonde ponytail. Four of Little’s favorite catchphrases are “You can do it,” “It’s technique!,” “Always believe in yourself” and “Conceive, Believe and Achieve”. Little’s infomercials have generated more than $4 billion in sales globally. Little averages about 6,000 hours a year on TV.
4 Billion dollars. Yes. 4 BILLION. Pretty impressive. I’m convinced at least half of that is due to the ponytail. And just in case you want to figure out how much 6000 hours a year is. That would mean you’d have Tony Little on 24 hours a day for 250 days.
That’s a lot of Little. But for our purposes here are 5 videos to display his greatness
Nov 09 2009
It’s amazing what the American public will buy which is exactly why I don’t blame this psycho infomercial people from peddling wacky products on us all the time. Granted I think a guy like Tony Little is a pretty legit fitness guy, it doesn’t mean his and other people’s commercials are little apples that fell very far from the tree.
I mean do we really believe that a little electrical belt is going to shape our abs within a week? Are we supposed to watch some woman training with poodles and get motivated to work out?
Honestly, I don’t get it. Check out some of the most ridiculous fitness videos after the jump
Nov 04 2009
So you commit murder. You get convicted. You wind up in jail for the rest of your life. You find that prison life kind of blows. And then you realize that you are trying to find all these things to do in order to kill time. There’s chess, books, weight lifting, etc etc.
But then all of a sudden this guy recruits you and says “we want you to be part of this dance troop that performs and we get taped on youtube but we’re still gonna be in jail the rest of our lives.”
Other than getting a shiv to the eye for saying this, I guess it’s as good a way to waste time as any
Nov 02 2009
Crappy voices come in two forms. In one example you’ve got the bands that were never, ever talented. That would be your Milli Vanilli’s of the world. They conned us for a long time, even got some awards but when the dubbing malfunctioned, we knew the real truth.
The second kind happens when a good band or singer just sounds like total ass. I mean we all have off days and not everyone can sound like Celine Dion all the time right?
Well, these five examples show what happens when a good singer (apparently) goes bad
Oct 27 2009
Does anyone remember how funny Super Dave used to be? And I hope that all of you realize Super Dave was played by none other than the same guy who plays Marty Funkhouser, Bob Einstein.
And man does Einstein’s resume go back. Guy was on the Smother’s Brother show in 1967 as Officer Judy. In any event, Super Dave Osborne was definitely a pretty funny character. I’m pretty sure that as a kid I actually thought he was a real stunt man.
Little did I know that the show was just a goof, and a funny goof at that.
Here are 10 funny clips from “Super Dave.”
Oct 21 2009
In this new day and age, internet dating is accepted and even commonplace. Hell I met my wife on Jdate. But let’s not forget that before the days of meeting people online there were both print ads and the ever so classic video dating service.
Even today there are video dating services out there. And while you might find someone interesting in perhaps one out of 1000 videos, it’s the other 999 people that you have to laugh at, or cry at.
I mean these are beyond bad. Check these videos out….
Oct 20 2009
Those of you that read this site could probably guess that I’m a tremendous fan of Mr. T. You might have caught my Mr. T picture article and today I’ve decided to move on to some bigger and better things: Mr. T moving.
The man has been around for over 30 years. Think about that. And now he’s still pitying fools and using that mohawk to make a solid living.
I really love Mr. T. And here are 10 videos to prove it.
