Stuck in the ’80s Denver correspondent and former co-host Chase Squires had a near butts-out hug experience with ’80s teen queen Deborah Gibson last weekend at Pride Fest Denver.

Out of the Blue!  Now, tell me you just read that and didn’t start singing that song in your head.  “Shake your love!  Just can’t shake your love!”  Man I loved Debbie Gibson’s tunes back in the day.  Yes, I’ll say Debbie Gibson.  Screw this Deborah crap.  She’ll always be that cute broad wearing the Blossom hat.

I’ve gotta say she looks quite good for a 39-Year-Old.  Many of these teen idol types tend to get washed up but Debbie is apparently making a comeback.  So she decided to work those abs and get ready for the spotlight.

I just hope that light winds up being in an abandoned motel somewhere and the next words she hears are coming from a director saying “time for the money shot.”

Just kidding Deborah!  Love you honey

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With the latest in sexy fast food ads, Audrina Patridge took the stage with her Carl’s Jr Commercial last week.   I have to admit, while I will never, ever eat at Carl’s Jr. I have to applaud their marketing efforts.  This is the third time these guys have gone out of their way to make a ridiculously sexy commercial having little to do with their product.

So that got me thinking.  What other fast food outlets have used sex as a weapon in their commercial arsenal?   Well, it looks like they all have at some point, along with a couple of chains you may not have heard of.

Here are the 10 sexiest fast food commercials of all time

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How can you possibly like this person?

I am writing this post per the request of one of my buddies.  And personally I think it was long overdue.  Let me first begin by saying that I respect anyone who can grow a business into the millions.  Hell I even respect a drug dealer who can rise above to become a total drug lord.  It doesn’t mean I condone it.  It just means I understand the work it takes to get that far.

So Perez Hilton?  I respect the growth of his site.  However, that has nothing to do with the degree to which he’s a total douchebag.  And let’s just scrap the gay thing.  I couldn’t care less that he’s gay.  The man (thing) is an absolute pile of toolness.  There is zero reason a person like that should be walking the earth.

Why?  Just look at this guy.  Do I even have to explain?  Honestly.  Do I?  Anyone who reads this site should understand me instantly.  Yes, I think Hilton should be exiled to a deserted island.   We really don’t need this guy around, like ever.

And just to prove my point, here are five videos that you’ll absolutely hate (we only really need one).

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If there is one reality show that has completely gotten it right in the past 5 years it has to be Big Brother.   And for your information I’m most definitely not referring to Big Brother here in the U.S.  I’m referring to the international Big Brother.  You know, the one where the entire show is centered around hot girls making out and showering together.

Now that my friends, is good reality TV.   More sex, more hot chicks, better ratings.  Particularly I’m talking about Brazil, Italy, and the UK.  Man did they get it right over there.

I’m happy to say one U.S. video made it onto this list but overall, it’s by far the worst one.   Oh by the way, I could have just done ten Cristina Del Basso videos and that would have sufficed, but I already did that article.

So here are the 10 sexiest Big Brother videos

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Sportscenter commercials have come a long way since the early days of the 80s.  The integration of players has been outstanding.   And in today’s market I’m always up for seeing a commercial from ESPN.

But one thing I hadn’t realized is that back in the 80s and 90s athletes weren’t really the stars of the commercials.  The anchors had a much bigger role.  Of course athletes were implemented in the commercials but there was definitely less of a focus on them.

Personally I think the commercials have improve immensely over the last 10 years or so.  However, that doesn’t mean there aren’t still classics from years past.

Here are 10 memorable Sportscenter commercials from the 90s

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If I see one more commercial on the WB for this Tyler Perry show I’m going to puke.  If I see one more ad for a Tyler Perry movie I’m going to puke.  Who, what, when is Tyler Perry?  What the hell is the Tyler Perry phenomenon?  I don’t get it.

Do people actually find this sitcom to be funny?  Whether it’s geared towards African Americans or the Whiteists, I really don’t care.  It’s simply not funny.  And who the hell are the characters?  Is everyone wearing makeup?  Does anyone play themselves?  Is Tyler Perry even on his own show that has Tyler Perry in the title?

What the hell is this brand?  Someone please tell me because I feel like if I do any research I’m going to get more upset.

Thanks.

It all began with Beverly Hills 90210.  It’s the prime time soap show.  You know, those shows that make you 100% dumber but as a female you have to watch for the latest fashion trends, lingo, and drama.

As a male you have to watch for the hot chicks.  Oh yeah, you also have to watch for the latest fashion trends, lingo, and drama.  Admit it dudes, you get into these shows too.  It’s fun to get out of life for an hour and let yourself get immersed in the stupidity of lives we’ll never lead.

That or I can just read a book.

But if you’ve followed any of these shows you’ll know hot women come often.  And here are 15 that I think are worth mentioning

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I’ve seen only two lists that are entitled “The 10 best bikini scenes in movies.”  While the lists are decent neither are complete and one of them didn’t even have any videos.  That’s a major foul in my opinion.

So I decided to combine the two, add a bit of my own spice and form a new list that all you moviegoers can now refer to from now on as the definitive best bikini scenes in movies list.

Thanks for your time.

*Unfortunately Bo Derek was not in a bikini in 10 so I can’t include it.  Also, porn movies don’t count or this post would contain well over a million clips.

Enjoy the videos after the jump

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A while back I gave you guys a look at some racist scenes from All in the Family.   But why stop there?  It’s really incredible how much the race card was played back in the 70’s, even 80’s.  Hell it’s even played now just more subtly.

Seinfeld is easily my favorite show of all time but I’m certainly one to argue that the show was very much racist.  If you look at virtually every black character on that show, they’re portrayed as pretty ridiculous (by the way I can write a whole separate article this).

In any event, in addition to just All in the Family, other television shows (including Star Trek) had some awfully racists moments.  Here are 6 such moments.

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