May 01 2013
Trust us, we’re not the most punctual people around.
No matter where you’re trying to go, if we tell you we’ll be somewhere by seven, chances are pretty high that you won’t see our ass till about 8:30.
It’s gotten so bad that we don’t even need to come up with an good excuse to tell friends and family why we’re late because they just expect it.
But just because they turn a cheek to it now doesn’t mean we haven’t had our fair share of terrible excuses, which we’re giving you here today.