As I approach the age of 31 I’ve begun to do some reflecting on my life.  I’m not 100% I’m where I thought I’d be when I said to myself “I wonder where I’ll be ten years from now” at the age of 21.  I’m now married, thinking about a house, introducing the subject of children, and worrying about retirement in 30 years.

Jesus Christ I never thought this would be me.  But here it is.  I’m an adult.  And it’s damned weird to be one.  Things just aren’t the same as they used to be and I’ve taken notice of it.  Granted I’m not “old” in the old sense.  Like I can still walk and stuff.  But still, there are big changes that have taken place over the years.

And upon this reflection I’ve noticed 5 major things that happen as one gets older but isn’t that old.

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I am proud of America.  I am proud of the country that our forefathers built.  I am proud to be an American…sometimes.   You see we all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed in August 1945 after being hit by the first atomic bombs.  However we know little about the progress made by the people of that land during the past 64 years.

More so, we don’t know much about our own progress.  So while America may have burgeoning cities it would appear that we still fall just a tad short of the progress of some other places.

So who really won the war?  Decide for yourself

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Yup, it’s a completely gratuitous shot of a large breasted woman playing pool.  And yes I’m a male piece of shit guy for putting it up here, right ladies?

But let me tell you something.  Every single male that reads this site loves this picture.  And for the women?  Here are my thoughts.  There’s a very small percentage of you girls that think this picture is kind of funny.  You can appreciate my attempt at small talk humor.

Most of you think I’m a pig.  Most of you want me to “get a life,” even though you should realize I make a living doing this which is incredibly awesome.

But the reality is that most if not all of you WISH you had a rack like this so the girl in this picture were you.  Jealousy will get you nowhere.

I’m gonna start this off by saying I’m a married man.  But even my wife can attest to this move being the worst cock blocking move ever despite the fact that I’m taken.

So I’m out the other night seeing some buddies I hadn’t seen in a while.   And one of the friends of mine is a guy who I already know is pretty high strung.  We had some issues at college and I always thought he was the kind of guy that for whatever reason gets threatened easily by other guys.

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I think that whenever I can’t find something to write about there’s always at least something to see.  So from time to time I think I’ll have this “random pictures worth captioning” be a running series.

I know you’ll enjoy it kids.

So here goes….

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I guess you could say us guys have it kind of easy.  My preparations for getting ready on a Saturday evening entail taking a shower, putting on a t-shirt and jeans, and maybe having to tie my shoelaces.  When I’m feeling really important I might wear a button down, possibly shave, or even put a tiny bit of gel in my hair.

But women?  Phew.  Thank God I’m not one of them.  The stuff these people go through just to get prepared to go out for a few hours is ridiculous.  And the funniest part is that if they don’t do this, guys like you and me will be 100% pissed because in all honestly the ladies won’t look as good.

Kind of a catch 22.  It’s annoying how long it takes for your woman to get ready.  You also do NOT want to see what goes on back there, yet we need these activities for attraction.

Here’s some of the crap you don’t want to see your lady doing to her face

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There was a time when the dude on the right used to be an incredibly hot college girl who was wasted.

Matt Leinart is yet another in a long line of Heisman winners who has completely failed in the NFL.   And to this day, fantasy analysts are still saying that he’ll have value if Warner goes down.

OK fine, if Warner goes down.  And even when Warner wasn’t playing last year, Leinart still sucked.  Want to know when his value was sky high?  When he was taking down chicks left and right at USC.  It was when he was close buddies with Nick Lachey.

It’s when US Weekley was featuring the guy.

Proposal:  Leinart just completely gives up on trying to start on any team, gets drunk, hangs out with chicks and we see a new show called “Hard Knocks: Matt Leinert’s dream season.”

Carry on

Any of you dudes out there in relationships will truly appreciate where I’m coming from here.  I love my wife.  I’ve loved my wife for quite some time and I will continue to love her until she pisses me off enough that I might consider smacking her around a little bit (just kidding honey).

But in all seriousness, no matter how much you love your significant other, there will be things that always piss you off about them.  It’s just the way life is.  You live with someone long enough and they’re bound to annoy you in one way or another.

One of the biggest annoyances I face is sound.  Yes, sound.  All around I got a nice little woman on my hands, but damn if I don’t want these 5 sounds to be chopped from existence

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I’ll concede that Facebook is a generally a good thing more than it is a bad thing.  When you really think about it, it’s a great application to connect with old friends, meet business contacts, be part of communities, etc etc.  But with anything that comes with the scale of a Facebook, you know you’re going to run into plenty of lameness.

I mean just look at Myspace.  I have an entire subject dedicated to the tools on there.  And if there’s one thing that pisses me off about social networking, it’s these damned status updates.  Who cares?  Who the hell cares what you’re doing at 3:31 in the afternoon.  Do we really want to know this?

At least put something interesting in.  News.  A good joke.  A fun fact.  Anything.  If not, don’t waste our time, please.

Here are 10 random Facebook Status updates that are completely pointless

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