Well, I’ve figured it out. Sex sells. Oh, you guys didn’t know that? I’ve also figured a few other things out. Anyone who doesn’t agree that college was the best time of their lives was clearly either an athlete in college or a 100% antisocial loser. That or they’re currently a rock star.
I just don’t see it any other way. And what’s not to love about college? As days go by and society advances so too do occurrences of boob grabbing and face licking amongst college girls.
So a tip to all you aspiring bloggers out there. Running out of material? Just do a college girls boob grabbing post and you’ll be back on track.
Every year there’s some dude averaging like 38 pts and 15 rebounds (in 32 minutes) in some high school out there. In fact there are lots of guys doing that. It tends to happen when you have a college or even NBA body trapped inside a high school aged kid. This is the profile of a top college recruit and these kids have been hounded by universities since the 5th grade.
However, only a handful make it to the pros and not all the top recruits wind up being college stars. But even though these kids might not make it past the NCAA it doesn’t change how dominant they were in high school. And man is it fun to watch them destroy the competition.
Here are ten pretty sweet highlight videos from top basketball recruits from around the country (and the schools they’re committed to)
If any of you know anyone that went to U of F, you should know that these people are some of the most diehard college fans in the country. I suppose you would be too if your alumni school had the athletic squads that the Gators possess.
So it brought me nothing more than complete joy to know that was a toolbox video like this to show my Florida graduate buddy Matt. Add this one to the Gators collection.
I really hope Tebow doesn’t play this thing before every game.
Timothy Frye is a walk on guard playing for the University of Pittsburgh Panthers team. And yet again we have a player who I’m guessing figures “hell if I’m not gonna play much on the court, I might as well get after it off the court.”
I’m just waiting for the day that I can get one of the top players in the nation caught with some lewd pictures. However, one would think that a player for the best team in the nation might want to calm down a bit.
Apparently not. After all, Tim is definitely using his collegiate athlete status to the best of his abilities. Who can blame the guy?
I must say that if there’s one thing Tim Tebow will eventually miss about college, it will be the University of Florida Cheerleaders. Now I don’t know any of these guys and girls personally, but I can say from looking at over 1000 pictures, they seem like a great bunch. And the best part is that it’s pretty rare to see a team hang out with each other so often.
It’s one thing to see them on the field. That’s normal. But after digging through the large pile, it appeared that most photos off the field contained most members as well. And it’s nice to see how much spirit goes into their extracurricular activities.
From lapdances to tiny bikinis, here are nice moments of the Florida squad doing things together.
It’s seriously almost better that you don’t see their faces. I mean you’d more than likely forget anyone’s face after a night of partying in college. At least that’s what I’d like to remember about the best four years I’ll ever have. Did the girls even have to be hot? No. Do you get girls there that are 100 times hotter than you could get now? Absolutely.
I remember this dude in my fraternity who dated an unbelievably hot girl and every single one of us was like “huh?” And it was because the dude drank like a fish and just acted silly. I mean that’s all it really takes. OK I’m getting really pissed off and depressed her.
But I digress. Let us appreciate all the goodness that is the hot college girl. Let us embrace it.
Check out this lovely array of college girl galleries after the jump
Duke Freshman forward Miles Plumlee may not get much run on the court (7.5 MPG) but he certainly seemed to get that “take advantage of being on Duke Basketball” thing down quite quickly. Miles has wasted no time and snagged himself a little cheerleader by the name of Taylor St. Clair.
No that wasn’t a typo. She has the exact same name as a very famous porn star. I’m guessing Coach K won’t be 100% pleased to know that Miles tends to party quite a bit with his woman and her lady friends (who are quite exquisite). Look man, boys will be boys, and girls will get nearly passed out drunk.
It’s just the way of college. See for yourselves guys.
For the record I didn’t go to Alabama. But I would imagine a school with a rich sports tradition like that must have an awful lot of school spirit. So it would come as no surprise that the dance team for the Tide would be a fine group of attractive girls. And when they’re not practicing with their pom poms what are they left with?
Well, they’re left with the same instincts as any other college student. It means it’s time to go out. It’s time to drink. And it’s clearly time to take silly pictures of themselves so they can share them online with sites like Uncoached.
Don’t worry ladies. None of these are too incriminating. In fact, this article is merely a way for me to compliment you on your efforts.
You know what surprised me a great deal about college movies? There really aren’t that many to choose from. After I saw this list of top grossing college movies, I was pretty pissed. In any event, one thing these movies do (besides hopefully make us laugh) is teach us a thing or two about life.
So let us take a look at 10 quotes from college movies that teach us stuff.