Never in my travels have I come across a sheer abundance of pictures yet with such few results as when I perused the University of Minnesota cheerleading squad.  I mean what’s with this team?  I saw no alcohol.  I saw barely any funny business.  It almost felt like all the pictures were taken in the daytime.

I mean come on man.  I literally went through over 2000 photos.  Thank God there’s one member of the team named Savanna who kind of made it all worthwhile.  She’s got a tremendous rack and does in fact like to party.  So I guess I should say “phew.”

But not really.  These girls really need to take advantage of college and stop acting like 7th graders on a field trip.  What gives?

The best I could find after the jump

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Last week I brought you some fantastic pictures of the UMass cheering squad in all of their splendor.  Well, what I forgot to mention is that the 20 or so pictures you saw were out of a batch of around 900.  So naturally how the hell could I just let it stop there?  That would be a complete violation of my own code of ethics which is…no code.

This time we see some of the ladies yucking it up at the Magic Kingdom, at dance competitions, rodeo bars, and of course at your local college beer fests.  Have I mentioned how much I miss college and would trade my entire rest of my life for just one more year?

Damn I want to hang out with this team

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It all makes perfect sense now.  I was trying to rationalize why in the world there would be hundreds upon hundreds of photos of the UMass Cheering Squad doing many of the prized activities us men would enjoy.  And when I say prized activities I’m referring to sexual picture upon sexual picture.  And not only just drinking binges.

These girls enjoy getting lewd even in their uniforms.  And then it hit me.  Since when has UMass been a power house in any sport?  Not since the days of Marcus Camby and John Calipari.  So clearly this team is under the radar.  That’s my theory.

You gotta get those under the radar teams.  They really know how to party.

Well, these girls sure do….

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I’m pretty sure I don’t have much of a choice but to do multiple posts on the San Diego State Cheerleaders.  I really have to hand it to this team.  Not only do I find that around 75% of this team is attractive and has great bodies, but they are equally as talented with their partying skills.

And I’m not just talking tongues out blah blah blah.  I’m talking making fun of the law in their uniforms.  I’m talking many bikini shots.  I mean put it this way.  It’s like all the dreams you have when you see a cheerleader porn movie.  Like everything you wish could happen with cheerleaders actually does at San Diego State.

Well, except for the porn.  But something tells me these girls get down.  I had to sift through about 1000 pictures to get these 20 so there will definitely be more.

Goooooo Aztecs!

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It’s been a little while since I went cheerleader hunting.  And for that I apologize.  But with so many female sports out there and the chance to uncover a new Allison Stokke or Jennie Finch, how can you blame me?  But I promise to get back to my roots.  Those roots being to find inappropriate pictures of college cheerleaders and potentially get them kicked off the team.

No, not those.  Those only come once in a blue moon (but I’m working on it).  The ones I’m talking about are more light hearted.  You know, the kinds with splits in the air, air guitar playing in their underwear, and girl to girl wrestling.

Just ask the Beavers Cheerleaders of Oregon State.   They know what I’m referring to.

Pics after the jump

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As John Calipari prepares to turn Kentucky into a total powerhouse again, I can’t help but wonder if there were factors other than money affecting his decision to make the move.  In my opinion there were.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure the cheerleaders at Memphis held their own.

But let’s face it, when I got a hold of pictures of the Wildcats Girls doing their Spring Break thing (amongst other things) I can see why Calipari would want to go Blue.   Also, I’m now able to shed light on why the man makes all these faces.

It’s clearly not the games he’s wincing at.  It’s the all the ladies on the sidelines. Well John, you’re gonna have a lot more than that for the next few years.

Enjoy the Wildcats ladies after the jump

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Well they’re not quite as forward as the Marlins Mermaids, and they don’t necessarily bite like the ladies from UCLA, but I give full respect to the LSU Cheerleaders for their ability to have fun.  Whether it’s in a hotel room squatting on top of a male cheerleader or acting all gangsta with some tool, these girls are living the college life as it should be lived.

I just hope that someday my future son can experience the purple and yellow like I’m sure some of the male students at LSU do.  Hell I’d imagine even some of the females do as well.

So let’s give it up for the Tigers and watch them roar.

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If I had the option to do college all over again I would probably make my selection based on which cheerleaders partied the hardest.  And why?  Well, wouldn’t you want to be able to leave college saying “remember that chick Ashley on TV?”  Yup, I was all up in that.

I mean the Al Bundy type stories are few and far between these days.  Sure I have many stories regarding my college experiences.  Hell, there are even a few to brag about.  But I never got a Green Wave girl.  However, when I was there I will say they weren’t all that hot.

In any event, Michigan State cheerleading certainly fits the criteria.  They are attractive, party hard, and I just feel like I’d get along with all of them.

Oh you’ll see what I mean

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As all of you know by now, Isiah Thomas is the new coach of Florida International University.   While I personally believe he has a good shot of turning that program into something decent, that doesn’t mean Isiah won’t face tremendous challenges along the way.  Clearly recruiting will be tough, as well as getting his feet wet coaching in the NCAA.

But perhaps the biggest challenge Isiah is going to face is having to deal with watching the FIU Dancers better known as the Golden Dazzlers.   Little did  I realize how hot this squad is.  It’s a bold statement but I think this team rivals the USC Cheerleaders as well as UCLA Spirit Squad.

And yet again, it’s not just their work on the court, it’s their work off the court.  Oh and by the way this team happens to have a pair of twins Alexandra and Michelle Montesino….as if that’s not enough.

Check out their on and off field antics after the jump

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