3. Randy Johnson, MLB
As we mentioned in the opener, the dude was 6’10”, who looked like he had no idea what anything but throwing a baseball was like thanks to his long hair and unshaved face. Johnson was the nastiest pitcher of the ’90s, overpowering batters with a fastball that was hard to catch up with, or a slider that was both wildly unpredictable and knee-buckling. Seeing him on the mound had to be a scary sight for anyone during his heyday.