Whatever happened to dressing nice and being prepared for work? It’s almost like in Major League Baseball. You’ve got the mops of the Red Sox and the prim and proper facials of the Yankees. Though I guess the mops seem to be working lately given the Sox took it home last year. But perhaps that’s the mentality in the NBA? Really weird tattoos, clothing, and facial hair? Just completely let yourself go? Hell, look like a hobo. Perhaps try and covet the “Prisoner of War” look. Or simply let your beard grow so you can hang out with ZZ Top. Whatever these players were/are thinking, I’m sure it’s not “I want to look good today.” And if it is, God help them.
Here is the All-NBA Facial Hair team of players past and present
Does anyone even realize how young this guy would look without it?
I have no clue what he’s going for here. Just glad he doesn’t have that style anymore.
That is the fullest hair I’ve ever seen in my life on a beard. It kind of looks like a female’s…..
No way we were leaving this guy off. Eyebrows count as facial hair.
This guy will do anything to prove he’s tough.
Now that’s one hell of a duo right there. Remember when he sported those chops? Which leads us to….
What a tool. Dude, you’ll never be cool.
There should be an entire site dedicated to this guy. He may be retired but he still looks like an idiot.
If Pau is going for the Prisoner of War look, then he’s succeeded admirably. Does he ever look well kept? Ever?
When you’re nickname is “The Beard” it’s pretty impressive. He easily could have outdone James Harden if he wanted to.
You’re still not good!