The Top Ten Steven Seagal Movies

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Belly of the Beast

Steven Seagal as a CIA agent whose daughter is kidnapped. With a basic plot like that, how couldĀ Belly of the BeastĀ not be awesome? But you want to know what makes this move the most awesome kind of ridiculous? Monks. That’s right. Seagal’s Jack teams up with a former partner who is now a monk and is also aided by a group of monks, who chant their help. There’s also the woman that Seagal meets who can magically imprint a tattoo onto a, um, specific bodily region. Magic, monks, and madness – what more could you want from a crazy, stupid Steven Seagal film?

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Chris is a graduate of Saint Joseph's University in Philadelphia, where he majored in English and FIlm. He has been writing for TVOvermind and Uncoached for two years and has written about numerous different television shows and pop culture topics. Contact him through Twitter (@ckinger13).
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