3. Ed Reed, NFL
The future Hall of Fame safety fell victim to about $50,000 being taken from the front seat of his car while he was, ironically, visiting different banks. While we’d like to think it was Reed’s own fault for withdrawing a fat stack like that and leaving it in plain sight during the day, the fact of the matter is it wasn’t really on him, as the burglars shattered his window and made out with the dough. Reports say he may have been followed from one bank to another, which makes this a little scarier if you ask us.