4. Being Furry
We’re not bashful about showing-off our chest or facial hair. And the best time to keep that stuff untrimmed and a little rowdy is when you’re by yourself. Rather than have a girlfriend bark at you about how scratchy it feels to kiss or cuddle up against you because of your fur, you can happily be yourself, without any screeching from someone who clearly doesn’t understand how much fun it is to grow a beard or filthy mustache.
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