. Man Finds Dead Rat in 96th Birthday Cake |

Feb 24 2014

Man Finds Dead Rat in 96th Birthday Cake

Published by at 10:00 am under Oddly Enough


This put real ro-dent in his birthday plans. Family members of Joseph Vallenti, 96, say they found a dead rat in the man’s birthday cake. Neil Gold, who is dating Vallenti’s niece, told ABC-7 that the family bought Vallenti his favorite cake for the celebration — a German apple ring cake from King Kullen grocery store in Commack, New York. [Continue Reading]

Two things about this story that suck. A. Poor Neil Gold. The dude is 96-years old. This could be one of his last birthdays and he gets a dead rat in his cake. That’s just not right. Secondly, King Kullen grocery store. Enjoy this story going public!

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