Feb 07 2014
Looking more like a space-age bauble than intimate aid, the Ora vibrator mimics the movements of the tongue to create “the world’s most sophisticated oral sex simulator,” its maker says. As seen in the video through this link, a nub pushes through the surface, flicking or swirling according to the setting. At least one outlet is sold. Trends spotter Refinery29 wrote: “It’s certainly a bit less intimidating than prior attempts at creating an oral-sex simulator (essentially, a bunch of neon-pink ‘tongues’ on a rotating wheel). And, its easy-to-grip handle and relatively small size make it a great choice for solo use or action with a partner.”
Oh boy. This isn’t good. That’s exactly what men don’t need. Machines that can please women better than we can. This is bad. In 20 years we’re going to be completely out of business. I bet this was made in China or Japan. Damnit.
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