Jan 15 2014
A 22-year-old Irishman experienced a seven-week erection after crashing his mountain bike, according to the Irish Examiner. The injury, which was reported in the January edition of the Irish Medical Journal, occurred after the man fell onto the crossbar of the bike. When he finally got around to seeking medical attention five weeks later, he told doctors he had an erection the entire time. When doctors at Dublin’s Tallaght Hospital tried to treat the perma-kickstand with “manual compression,” it worked at first, but the erection returned almost instantly. A two-week long “pressure dressing” also failed. [Continue Reading]
Imagine having a 7-day erection, not even a 7-week erection. That sucks. You think it’d be sweet especially if you were going to Vegas or something, but I’m telling you this is the worst thing that could happen to a guy. Peeing, jogging, you name it – it all sucks. Plus those things are tough to hide – I’m surprised this dude didn’t get arrested.
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