The Mayfair Town Watch of Mayfair, Penn., posted a warning on Facebook Thursday that residents should “please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert!” The suspect in question allegedly drives around town “exposes himself to women” and “offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates.” The group also posted a photo of the suspect. Police confirmed with Philly Mag that the Special Victims Unit is indeed investigating reports that a man with a “major sexual cheese fetish” has been harassing women in the area. [Continue Reading]
Finally! I was worried that the world was getting too normal. There hasn’t been a crime story of this caliber in weeks. Imagine being branded the ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’. Like when you’re 10 years old and you tell your teacher that you want to play third base for the Yankees and you end up being the ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’.. That’s one hell of a downfall.