Dec 20 2013
Assuming you haven’t really gotten everything that you quite needed to yet for Christmas this year, we’re just going to guess that you’ll be forced to brave the traffic and and wintry conditions and get your sorry ass to the mall this weekend.
And although we bet you’re not looking forward to do it, there aren’t many other alternatives for you.
Hopefully you won’t have any kids younger than about six with you, because if that’s the case, not only will it feel like hell going from store-to-store, but chances are high that you’ll be waiting a few hours to have that kid sit on Santa’s lap for once last chance to request something good this year.
It’ll probably suck, but the line might not even be the worst of it—you could find that the picture with Santa ends up looking like one of these weird ones.
See more mall Santa’s that will probably creep you out below:
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