Dec 13 2013
A man in Ghana claims he was using a public toilet when a ‘big, black snake’ bit him on the tip of his penis on Wednesday. Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, said the pain was intense, and that he ran out of the public toilet screaming, “Snake! Snake! Snake!” which in turn caused others using the facilities to panic and flee, according to Ghanaweb.com. Nkrumah told a local radio program that he thought that the pain on his penis was normal, until he looked down and saw the snake. [Continue Reading]
Two things I have to say about this story. First, the guy thought the pain on his penis was normal. What the hell? What kind of STDs do they have in Ghana that would make a snake bite feel normal. Second, ever since I was little and saw some 80s horror movie where a dude got killed by some monster coming out of the toilet I’ve had this fear. I’ve always sat on the toilet with a little trepidation. I’m just happy to see that it’s somewhat warranted.
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