Nov 05 2013
Eels that help exfoliate your body by gently nibbling off the dead skin may sound like a happy convenience of nature. But what would you do if this so-called helpful eel detached itself from the main buffet and headed straight for your genitals? This is what happened to one man, who thought he would end up with softer skin, and instead ended up with the eel burrowing through his penis and into his kidney. He then required three hours of surgery to repair the damage. [Continue Reading]
If you continue reading the story you’ll find out that the man involved in this incident was from China. I have always held the position that the Chinese are a vastly more intelligent race than the rest of the world, but this may have set them back several years. Just buy a damn soap dude. And what guy exfoliates his skin anyway.
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