Oct 18 2013
We’re not sure what it is about us dudes, but we really like to do some stupid things.
Most of the time it’s to draw some sort of attention towards ourselves in hopes that a hot girl will actually think we’re cool enough to come up and talk to, but it usually ends with us looking like a complete d-bag, ruining our chances of ever even appearing to be cute in her mind.
What are some of the things we’re talking about? If you keep reading you’ll find out—and hopefully stop yourself from doing them.
6. Raising the Roof
This was never cool to begin with, so what the hell are guys still doing it for?
The only two people we know to actually use this are old guys who somehow end up on the jumbotron at sporting events, and a friend of ours who will go unnamed because he’s a 31-year-old, single, balding man, and we just feel bad for him enough already.
It’s not a dance. It’s not a celebration. It’s not something you should ever do.
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