Oct 14 2013
When it’s a boring day, there’s nothing on TV, and you’re literally too lazy to do anything, we’re completely in support of breaking out the lotion and doing your thing thanks to the wonderful world wide web.
As much as we support the cause when completely necessary, it’s the awkward times when you get caught that make things a little… sticky – okay, maybe the wrong choice of words.
Unfortunately, with your extreme horniness comes responsibility, so if you ever think it’s a good idea to go to town in any of these places, we highly suggest rethinking it. It’s bad enough when your roommate catches you, so don’t embarrass yourself more!
6. In Class
We know it’s difficult to do—especially with that smokin’ hot Pi Phi that’s wearing the jean skirt—but try to contain yourself dude.
You should be focused on whatever that boring professor’s talking about, and less on getting a quick session in. This is not the time to be known as “the biggest man on campus.”
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