Oct 11 2013
Squeaky brakes. Tape deck falling out. No hubcaps on three tires. Air conditioning completely shot.
After walking out to our car today from the gym, it definitely occurred to us—We drive a real piece of sh*t.
Lucky for us, our goal of driving our 1998 Volvo into the ground is going as planned, and saving up for a new ride to replace it in a couple years is right on track. Since we try to avoid driving anytime we can—especially anywhere people might recognize us—we think it’s time we just admit that everything wrong with our car now, shouldn’t be overlooked anymore and it’s time to get that newer ride sooner rather than later.
6. Your Leather Seats Look Like a Cracked Sidewalk
We’re not talking about the newly paved stuff your neighborhood just got. We’re referring to the ones that every kid in the neighborhood try to pop some serious wheelies on because the cracks look like they’re man made ramps.
You might be able to live with it for awhile, but when you start second-guessing yourself about asking a girl out because she’ll have to see that crap, it’s about time you admit you need a new ride.
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