Sep 20 2013
A couple’s wedding was delayed after a man allegedly cut off his testicles before storming into a church just an hour before the ceremony was to take place. The Brentwood, U.K. man was taken to a hospital Saturday shortly after his self-mutilation, according to News.com.au. As a vicar and florist put finishing touches to the church, the unnamed man stormed in, throwing chairs around as he soaked the floor in his blood. A wedding guest who arrived early told the Brentwood Weekly News that the vicar would not let him enter the church because a man had cut off his testicles with a pair of scissors. [Continue Reading]
When I first saw this article I though the groom was the one who cut off his nuts. To me – that would have been probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I guess I was relieved (?) to see that it was some nut job just playing with scissors. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
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