Sep 03 2013
While Peeing in Public
While we admit talking on the phone while crapping isn’t such a mad move, if you’re taking a leak, you just shouldn’t touch that “Talk” button.
The last thing anyone wants to see is a guy struggling to hold the phone in-between his ear and shoulder, while shaking off, and screaming over the other dudes in a crowded bar bathroom.
Chances are about 90 percent that phone slides out from under your ear and straight into the pisser.
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