Aug 16 2013
Jiang Wu was staying at a Bed & Breakfast in Qingdao, Eastern China, and had a night so wild that he drunkenly mistook a shipping container for the B&B and fell asleep inside it, msnNOW.com reported Thursday. When he woke up, the crate had been loaded aboard a cargo ship set for a two-week trip to Los Angeles, UPI.com reported. Although the container was sealed, he had a phone and called everyone he knew, including the local police, who arrived on the scene. [Continue Reading]
My first reaction to reading this article was a pang of anxiety. If this guy doesn’t have a phone that could be gametime dude. Seriously, he’s lucky to be alive. Secondly, how the F$%K do you mistakenly take a shipping container for a B&B and then get locked inside. This is quite frankly the most ridiculous story ever. I could see him tripping, falling, and passing out – but into a shipping container? Good heavens.
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