Aug 01 2013
We don’t care how much you try to convince us that they’re nothing more then extra fat and that you’d rather have a tight ass on a chick, we’re calling your bluff.
After all, why do you think so many girls are enamored with getting fake ones? It’s to stimulate us dudes’ senses, right?
Well, in theory.
As much as we love a great set of boobs and will never turn a pair down, we’re telling you why our silicon friends aren’t quite as great as we wished they were.
6. They’re Major Distractions
As you might imagine, having perfect boobs popping out of a girl’s shirt to stare at might be the main attraction, but, for that reason, they can get you into serious trouble.
When on a first date with this chick who had them, we found ourselves peeping down at them every chance we got, often just smiling and nodding at what she was actually saying.
Call us superficial if you want, but most guys would be doing the exact same thing we did.
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