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Jul 08 2013

The Laziest Drinking Inventions

Published by at 9:00 am under Editorial

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When we get drunk, we like to do as little as possible to get there—why do you think you can find us sneaking shots in the corner? Our main objective is to get as messed up as possible, with little else to worry about.

Thankfully, there’s people out there that feel the same way as we do because, come on now, who really wants to stop what they’re doing to get themselves a cold one, or pull a heavy cooler down to the beach? We sure as hell don’t!

After seeing how bad it really got this past weekend when, during a Fourth of July party, we actually stayed in the pool the entire day and had either a friend and then  a skateboard pass brews to us, we thought of some other inventions that are for the lazy drunk.

You can thank us later.

1. Cruzin’ Cooler

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It’s a motorized cooler for you to haul your cold drinks around. If that doesn’t beat dragging a 50-pound icebox around, struggling with hills or other obstacles that may come in your way, we don’t know what does.

Take a lesson from this guy and connect your new favorite coolers together and just go for a ride—only when sober, of course.





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