What She Says: “You know what you did wrong!”

What She Means: “I actually have no clue what you did wrong, but I’m going to guilt you into a confession.”

What You Should Do: This is often used by women when they’ve totally forgotten the reason that they were mad in the first place. Don’t try to argue. You will lose, no matter how little sense she makes. She’s always going to be Queen B, just remember that.