Trying to decode what a woman is saying can be like trying to defuse a bomb. One wrong move and your life is over.  It’s not a skill easily mastered as it requires some finesse…or at least a cheat sheet.

Here’s a few ways to respond to common phrases and their possible meanings, which will hopefully keep you out of harm’s way – Notice we used the word “hopefully.”

What She Says: “Who’s that girl you were talking to?”

What She Means: “Have you seen her naked?”

What You Should Do: Never use the phrase “Just a friend,” or ever talk her up another girl – unless it’s your sister. Just give your woman enough info to keep her from going all FBI and Facebook creeping on the poor girl between the hours of two and four in the morning.