For anyone who has been to the U.K. before, we’re sure you took very good notice of each and every chick while visiting because, let’s face it, they’re all F’ing insane!

Add this chick Beth Humphreys to the list now too.

She hails from Manchester, meaning she’s probably a big United fan. Assuming that’s the case, here’s to hoping she gets even 1/10 as popular as the esteemed soccer club is—God knows she has the looks to get there.

So enjoy these pics, and don’t forget to wipe yourself down after doing so.

See more Beth Humphreys after the jump…