A man’s arm is lending him a hand to fix his penis problem. Andrew Wardle, a 39-year-old British man born without a penis, will undergo three surgeries over the next year to craft a male sex organ out of his own arm, according to the Sun. Wardle was born with an ectopic bladder, meaning it’s outside of his body. An estimated one in 30 million men are born with the condition, which “usually sees a small fold of skin, less than an inch long, in place of the penis,” according to HuffPost UK. [Continue Reading]

This is wild. I’m happy for Andrew. The minute he’s cleared to play after surgery I would just go bananas. Like every which way I would be trying to stab something. I wonder if they ask him before the surgery how big do you want it. I’d opt for the healthy nine inches version.